I Need a Jolt

I went to a gas staion thjis mornig to get money and a Jolt and I couldn't get a Jolt. I need that jolt to stay awake. Red Bull doesn't work on me too well because for some reason they don't. I won't have any weird dreams tonight because I am not going to bed. Maybe I well play a midnight guitar solo. Cool it would be.

See ya's later.

WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo dawgs, hows it hangin? well its just about newyears, and i cant wait till tomorrow night!!! Were all gonna be hangin out tomorrow at pickle's place and playin cards, then were headin over to monk's house for the rest of the night, wooooot, good times man, good times. well i will be talking to you tomorrow monk, gary, and pickle.

P.S. monk i need to talk to you about some shit with da van, ok?

The Mental 45

Let me tell you about my random dream from last night. I'll break it down to the events in numerical order.
1. I was at the front end where I work and was urinating in a 45 gallon drum. It tipped over and my mess was on the floor. Someone yelled your gonna get in trouble. So I ran up an ailse and started beating my head against the shelf to make myself seem mental to trick my boss so they would not fire me. It worked.
2. It turned into a movie where I was the chicken from Home on the Range but the other events caused it. I was a mental, midgit, chicken that was mute.
3. I was then working in a grease factory. They were gonna put me in the grease because they thoought I was able to survive because I was mental. I was however pretending to be mental so I would not get fired. It was still a movie.
4. I escaped in the night with some random people and ran to the woods behind the school. There was houses there for some reason. It then turned in to a city where I stole a bus or a van.
5. I drove a round. It turned into England nad I ended up in the Dockside Diner. There I met Stephanie. I woke up then.

That was weird and chicken and grease. I wonder what they were planning to do with me? Maybe I well go get some fried chicken.
Also if you make a mistake at work, smashing your head to pretend you are a mental/midgit/chicken well not save you from getting fired. Mind you well not be pretending to be mental. Just a some food for thought.

Reader Profile:Melissa E

Name: Melissa E
Age: 18 ( Estimated could be older)
Maritial Status: Single and Looking ( Maybe)
Occupation: Clothing Store Bouncer
Favorite Music: Unknown but reports say maybe The Beatles.
Hometown: Wherever she can crash but maybe Compton
Interests: Baseball,Slipknot, Salt, Plow Trucks, Beer, The Adventures of Hugo, Keys, Rats, Mimes, Supertron Random
Dream Dates: Hank Hill, Castro Stevis, Mr. Supertron, Rob

Why Melissa is little known to the media, she does many things to people at her work that may have started a media frenzy if she was for instance a singing female superstar. Well it is unknown if she is a singer but we do know that she is an amazing bouncer. At her clothing store which sells pant, a huge man that was a size away from being a Mr. Olympia was stealing a pair of Denim jean for one of his legs. Then he started to beat up a stray dog which was randomly in the store wearing a shirt that said " Lets Do a Dirty Sanchez". The man was insane because then he started screaming I am Jambo. Melissa knew there had been enough crap from this steroid sucking cyborg. She grabbed her Louisville Slugger and hit him upside of the head. He fell like a tonne of bricks off a horses lumpy back. The jeans were saved but were beyond repair. They were smeared in the mans grease and Melissa burnt them infront of everyone. Some of the children had toasted marshmallows over the jean fire.
Maybe Melissa well be famous soon, we don't know but according to Supertron Random, she is a hero in all of our hearts.

The Buckethead Experience (part 1)

A Great Video made by Austin Hanson. This is going to be on a DVD he is producing.

Buddy Guy - Voodoo Chile

He Really Is Amazing. Clapton was right.

The Jam Lab Won't Work

Yesterday I had recieved an M Audio Jam Lab. But the problem is that it doesn't work. I Plug it in to the USB drive and it doesn't put out sound. I don't know why either. I have tried a million and one times to get it ti work and it just won't. The software works and the light is on when I turn it on but there is just no sound. Man I need some help.

Merry Christmas

Supertron Random would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. Hugo wishs everyone a Merry Christmas. Calmwood Mental Hospital also says seasons greetings.
Did I say that I want a new guitar? Well someone buy me one with a Floyd Rose Tremolo or get me an Ibanez S or JEM.

Shadows Fall-Inspiration on Demand

If I was Hugo I would have met Goudus Cheeser

The Adventures of Hugo Christmas Special

The Snow was falling and Hugo tasted it. But it was not snow, it was ashes from a burning house in which the wicked wizard of Chewston lived. Hugo knew that it was a good thing because the wizard was evil and would stop Halloween and StrawBiggug. So Hugo said snce it is Christmas lets save him and when StrawBiggug comes I will throw him in prison.
Hugo went and saved him from his burning fate. The Wizard said lets go to Fruggle Settlement and meet up with Goudus Cheeser. The Cheese Distributing Bear that comes around after Santa has left the house to put cheese in the stockings. Also his sidekicks well shit in your stocking if you were bad all year. But luschious Cheese awaits the wonderful.
They finally got to Goudus Cheeser's Palace. Goudus said come on in Wizard, Who is your Friend?
Hugo he said. He saved me and we have come to get cheese. But the cheese was getting trapped in a snow drift. Goudus said it needs to be freed. Hugo knew what he had to do. Build up the biggest Bladder full of urine ever. Hugo drank Cheese juice for three hours straight. Then the urge was too much. Hugo urinated in a vase with a dead flower.
They waited for Hugo to be ready but he kept lieing until Cleaner said " I smell Cheesy urine in this vase". Goudus was mad. He said that was horrible of Hugo. He had to get that Cheese to the people.
But no sooner did Hugo turn away a miracle was happening. The dead flower Hugo urinated on was coming back to life and making the most beautiful flowers anyone has ever seen. Goudus was like Hugo " You urine is a Gift to us all, youi must get us more". Hugo urinated some more and got the cheese.
Three weeks had past since Christmas and it turned out great. Hugo then realized StrawBiggug was almost there. He went to the new palace of the Wizard and burned it down. While it burned he thought of the time he ate a newspaper. Mmm he thought. THat was one good newspaper.

Random Crap Blog Is Dead

Thank The Lord. We knew that it was Rewob all along any way. It sucked any way. She slipped up tooo many times. I found out a while ago.
Thanks to Monk Coppola and Me, we had proof from other places. Over AND OUT.

a SPECIAL CHRISTMAS HUGO ADVENTURE IS COMING

Zach Of Hertz Army

Man I have not seen that guy in a while, gotta hang out with him soon.

Neil Young - Tell Me Why

Enjoy or go fuck yourself.

The SpaceTaker- The Perfect Christmas Gift

Just moved into a new house and realized that you just can't fill the dang thing up. You got friends coming over and your gonna look poor and useless.
But now we are here to save you with the Spacetaker: The great Big Block That takes up your preciose space and acts like a normal belonging.
It is a grey block that is 5 feet square that well save you from you problems. It takes up your space, you can sit on it, it is industructable, and even collects dust. What more could you ask for at the price of $99.
Oh but if you buy before Dec 21/06 we well put in a free pair of bolt cutters. On top of that also a free lock picking set and hair die to make you look all pretty for your guests when they come over to see the SpaceTaker.

Send Cash money to: 7 Supertron Ave
CorkTown, Jambi
Planet Sorcon
UBZ 964

Will It Blend? - iPod

Oh It Blends. I want one for Christmas. Thanks for destroying iPod. I hate them things and thats only because I don't have one.

Morons Don't Eat Real Turkey

I really hate the thought of vegetarianism. I just could not do it. Why? Because I am not a complete friggin moron that snorts crack for a fun at breakfast and in church. Have you ever noticed that vegetarians are all that annoying activisty type of people that you just can't stand.
I saw in an advertisement for a chain store that sells an easy cut turkey. It looked weird. It didn't have legs I don't think. Also Tofurkey would also be horrible.
Real people eat real meat, not fake meat. Thats why I do not eat fake crab legs made of herring.
Now I also will not eat anything that says October Fest on it, even if one is the expiry date and the fest is in a sentence that says " Granola Fest". I had awful tastless sausage with the october fest name on the package.
Vegans are very weird people. They are like Neo Hippies. They look weird, smell weird, act weird, think weird, fart weird ( from not eating meat), throw up weird, listen to weird music, just are plain weird. But they think people like me have a problem because I eat meat. Well weren't people designed to eat meat. Stupid twats. Those people are alive because their ancesters ate meat. Seems like a waste when you know that because they survived a retarded vegan is born.
But I guess we have to put up with them idiots because nowadays everyone hates good change. No now people want stupid things like " Lets Stop The Bear Hunt", or " Banning guns well make my kids walk to school safer". Well cigarettes kill more people than guns and car accidents are more likely to happen then getting shot while hunting. Well Canada should also keep its army in Afganistan because if they leave now it will be a waste of time and lives. But morons think that they are gonna do the world a favor by pulling out. Well pulling while having sex didn't do yourself any birth control favors did it? In fact I support Stephan Harper and his plan to destroy gun registry and to stay in Afganistan just so I am not like the rest of you retards who are vegan,activists,retards,and crakheads.

Buckethead rules.
Photo from www.gettle.org

Oziel zinho vs oziel zinho- Cross

Amazing song with cool camera work. Mutley/ Pickle? everyone, Watch it!!!!!!!!!!

Mutley The Greasy Man/Dog

Check out some of the comments that Mutley The Dog has left for us to read. http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=25673663&postID=116621750566178284 He thinks that I did not waste his time but I did. I waste everyones with this blog. But thats besides the point. Supertron Random has its purpose.
Well as far as I know Mutley is a dog. But he claims to want to be an internet millionare. Is into to gothic culture and sex but who isn't into that? Gothic Culture means he must be a weirdo. And that whole Blow Job from a cashier thing is pretty weird. Kinky maybe.
This guy reminds me of two EMO kids making out. Its gross to watch, think about and would be akward being them. Since I am not a gothic, Emo, punk, skinhead, gangsta,nube,greasy Mutley the Dog Blogger, Figgy, Adam, Julia, kock,prep, or Japanamaie nerd, Big Greasy Corner Store Rich guy I would not know the situation. Mutley the Dog is definitely one of those guys I would not want to meet in this world. Why, well for one thing he would probably kill me, two he is like that Rob guy who wears the trench coat, three he is probably a greasy business guy. COB - Are You Dead Yet is an awsome song. Over and out Googy Mog Dungo Vaster Miger. Hugo Rules. Supertron Random Forever

Dimi Walktro Chain Mail

Dimi Walktro, a face that you always welcomed into your heart every time that you saw him. No one hated Dimi, he was just too cute. His parents always took him fishing and things. His life was perfect. He was even a clown for the circus. Dimi's Greatest adventure was one when he was out on the street he lived. He was walking by himself to the local store to buy an apple for a snack. But things quickly got dangerous. A gang of ferral house cats were starting to bully the towns people. Dimi got worried but didn't panic. He knew how to stop the cats but it would cost more than the 25 cents that Dimi had for an apple. He had to save the people from the evil house cats that licked the asphault to mark their territory.What was he going to do? Well, Dimi knew what all ferral house cats would want. Dimi ran as fast as could to the nearest Salvation Army pot wher ea man in a faded Santa Clause suit stood. There was no time to talk. Dimi Stole the pot and ran directly to the store where he would spend the cash. But on what? Anti Freeze. Why? Its sweet sweet taste would distract the cats so the towns people would make it to safety. Dimi bought three jugs of anti freeze and ran back onto the street. There were lots of pot holes. Dimi poured it into the pot holes. The cats instantly went to the potholes to drink up. Five minutes later, the cats were all dead. Dimi was a hero. If it wasn't for the balls to steal for a good cause, what would happen? Dimi got the key to the town. But now Dimi is missing. Another gang of cats that was affiliated with the gang Dimi killed captured him and took him away. He has been missing for four years. The only known picture of him is the only known picture of Dimi. So send it to many people.If you do, you will get the clown powers he has. If you don't, The Cats will get you. Also if Dimi is found alive, You may make Millions Of Dollars. Send It out With In Ten Days. With out your help, Dimi may never return to his home.

Two Shades Darker Than Phez

Two Shades darker I guess. Exotic and damn well HOT. Man I gotta get that one to work but my luck is awful. Ha I almost made a ryhme.
Okay maybe four shades darker than Phez but that don't matter. Phez is actually a white person so I guess that don't count and now I am reminded of the Triple Oreo that was made of people. A real back back breaker it was. I would be dead and not reporting what is wrong with the world on here.
Vacation starts tommorow and I can't wait. I am not finished Christmas shopping which sucks but I am off for two weeks and should be jamming and possibly starting to try and film the Supertron Random movie, blow up a snowman, poker.

Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer

Strange video, I like it. Peter Gabriel looks like a fucking greasy New Yorker. You are being watched. Extrapolate, then interpolate. NOT the other way around, that could have disastrous consequences.

The Reverse Gamers

Ever hear of that movie where these people were playing a video game that started to play them instead of what it was suppose to be? Well maybe not in that sense but we are the game this time. You don't play us we play you! Thats the way it is gonna be around here for a bit.
So someone wasted our time or so they thought. Well I wasted their's because they came on Supertron Random. Suckers! This is meant to waste your time.
Pickle and Castro Stevis are great gamers. I bet they can play our game really good. So could Dragonforce. You know all they must do is play video games.
I must say that I hate the following media items. That 70's Show, Friends, The OC, Falcon Beach, The new Simpsons episodes ( the older ons were good), Black Eyed Peas, House, CSI, Sex and the City, Cosmopolotian, People Magazine, Good Housekeeping, Wrestling publications, Jet ( they are not rockstars), Little People/Big World( We know that they live and breath air. Who cares if they are rich and get to do more than us. I know if they were not rich they would not have a televison show. Maybe it would then be called Little people/Big Streets/Little Change. Right Now I would call it Little Ugly People/Big Heads), Corner Gas, Degrassi High ( All versions), Celtic Music ( It just blows), The Cottars, Anime and Manga, Pokemon, The Golden Girls, Full House ( Uncle Jesse, I Shat self and now my pants are all wet), Home Alone ( All of em suck and are reallly lame), The Scooter Store commercials, Infomercials, The Shopping Channel, Any of those commercials that are on during The Price is Right ( Go Bob Barker), Much Music, Ovaltine commericials ( No More Ovaltine Please?), Body Break Commercials, Six Flags Commercials, Reboot, That rippoff of Cinderella movie which I can not remember is name, Shop Girl, Christmas with The Cranks ( Kill me Kill me), TLC, Arch Enemy ( Not completly but I ain't in love), The Pirates of the Carribean ( a pirates movie for stupid now people who can't get out of that box they live in), A Baby Story, A Wedding Story, A Makeover Story, Trading Spaces, Any other house show, King of Queens, General Hospital, Another World, The Young and The Restless, The Bold and The Beautiful, Holla Back Girl, Rich Girl, Modern Country, Tyra ( Just the talk Show), Mauri Show, The Peoples Court, Shows where the build Bridges, and last but not least The Musical Cats.

Quick Name off all of the ones I forgot, I know there is more, oh yeah The Elvis Movie ClamBake, Elvis is awsome though!

Matthew Good Band - Apparitions

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers...you are white trash. Thank you for your time.

Jag Panzer - The Silent

Uber Awsome video and cool vocals.

Feminists Are Sexists

Thats a fact. Feminists try to tell you they want equality. Thats what they want you to believe but they really think that they are better than men and should have more than men.
Right now I will say that I like the thought of equality but I know it will never happen because it is impossible. Feminests also know this but they use it another way. They want the tables to turn and it is working Is that a bad thing? No it is not but it is also not good. Look at racism which is kind of the same underlying principle. They will use what they are to get what they want and the other person can not use it because they are not a certain gender or race.
This sounds like a ripoff of a Monk Coppola rant but I got to it before he did. But I think he would agree that the activist type are a bunch of retards wearing I am so smart and important masks.
Now this leads to another important point. Not everyone is important. Most people have no weight in this world to make changes or cause problems. They have no power or no meaning but yet they still think they mean something. I don't have much importance. The importance I have is to inform you that you are not important. Other than that I am useless. I should be doing other things now but this is a necesary news story. Some people that if they were missing nobody would care or notice. If you notice when you read the newspaper and find out someone is missing you don't care. You may pretend in your head to care. You may wish them the best but you don't really care. You think nothing of it. Its just ink on paper to you. If you really cared you'd go search for the person. In fact you don't care if the person is ever found. A more interesting story is in the entertainment section about Britney Spears sex tapes. You just don't care. I bet if a celeberaty went missing you'd care more than if Joe Blow that was a garbage man went missing.
Offended?

Really Insane People

I myself will tell you that I am an insane person. But I am not really a mental case to an extreme. But now I know that someone is an extreme case that I never would have expected.
When you see a mental case what do you say? Maybe do you need some assistance from an adult? Are you a retarded blogger? Well probably is what I say. But so are drunk people at an Oktober Fest eating worms thinking they are burgers. Its just so damn weird why someone acts that way. Maybe they are drunk or have a mental problem.
If someone goes so out of their way to mess with you they must have a problem. They ain't even getting paid for it. Idiots. Do your Job.

The Adventures of Hugo 11 Pt 2

If you ever saw such an adventurous crowd. They were off to fight the evil lords of telemarketing. They sold snow balls to eskimos. Thats how evil they were. Hugo flew by and boom the ended up in the region of Telemarketing. The monkies that they had were trying to hit them with industrial sized snot balls. Hugo was spiting back snacks he made from his feces.
It was working really good but the monkies could fly. "Oh Hell I may as well just eat Rabbit slime nuggets" yelled UTU. Hugo stopped them though with his supernatural power called Clammynisity. It shot Books at things that were greasy to touch. It werked. But the Monkies turned invisible. Hugo was like oh no.

Killswitch Engage - My Curse

I think they are one of the best bands in Metal ever

Robiatics

I saw it and it was as ugly as a goose with its head in a bucket of orange gravy. So if you don't smell bolony, Figgy ain't there. Well since he ain't here I can feel safe. ( No it is not Chris M)
So I hear he thinks he is so important that half of the worlds problems wouldn't exist if he was not born. Well you are no more important than what the price of generic nipple cream is on Halloween. Maybe $30. Rip off for the people who suffer from Nipple Bronchitis.
So something good has happened to this world. Julia dropped out and I am so happy. I will never have to put up with her again. She thought she would learn wisdom. Stupid Bitch wouldn't learn any wisdom even if she was living with an old man and she was 1000 years old. Just the thought of her makes me wanna throw up into that bucket of orange gravy. Well she better start trying to get along with flour. If they don't work together I plan on driving by her with a my truck and splashing her when she is a street pigeon.
You know what else I hate. Seedy Bread. That stuff is so gross. I want bread not bird food. I don't think I have a Beak and feathers or claws. Seedy Bread is gross and I know that Cracked Wheat stuff I had this morning had a seed in it. The companies that make seedy bread should be sued for making me have to eat it. Arrrrrrrgh. I blame it on the phenominon of Robiatics.

Scum of the Earth

People in marketing and commerce in general. That and anyone with anything to do with justice, though they make for great drinking buddies. People in marketing are fucking evil to the bone, suckers of Satan's cock and such. Thanks for fucking up our culture, great fucking job. I hold you directly responsible for all my problems, because it's easier than blaming myself!

And another thing, those of you who like to proudly display pictures of yourself kissing your boyfriend or girlfriend, if you could please walk straight off the top of a fifty story building and land on some asshole wearing a platinum dunce cap, you would be doing the rest of us a favour. It's great that you have someone, but keep it to your fucking self, because there's nothing more distracting than trying to have a conversation on a messenger service and have to look at that worthless display of affection that will mean nothing when she's threatening you with a meat cleaver or he's gonna release your sex tape in which you showed incredible suppression of your gag reflex. I'd rather see a picture of a fat guy covered in mustard, now that's fucking hilarious!

Nu...Nu...Nu...XANADU!
~Monk

Chet Atkins - Villa (Ozark Jubilee '58)Z

Cool say I Mr.Supertron. Just don't expect a country master piece from me

Pickin the Chicken

So I am learning chicken pickin in the electric guitar. It is different I must say. I also must say that modern country music and most old stuff is complete crap. John 5 is good along with Chet Atkins. There are some others.
Don't expect anything from me tommorow due to my busy scheduale. Its gonna suck for the next week but then I am on vacation. Sweet Deal. Fuckusayouis.

WTF

- People that don't have to drive in snow storms but do anyway and screw up a city full of traffic should be thrown into a bit of savage fat food addicts turned cannables

- I hate Pepto Bismal, I don't know how Kimbal drank that crap. Oh yeah he's screwed up. GO KIMBAL!

- The mental hospital is for you
- Alex Lifeson and John Petrucci are amazing.
- I hate the functionalist perspective.
- Hugo wants to make sweet love with your mom

snowwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant fuckin wait till theres enough snow to go ski-dooing, man im so fuckin excited, I LOVE SNOW!!!!!!!!!! did i say i was a newfie, well i did, so im a newfie!!! yayayayayay. monk, me and you have to go skidooin on the new trails soon, lets go rip it up man! yaaaaaaaaaaaa

P.S. 5barneygirl how do you like halifax? ive never been there before so you will have to fill me in on your adventure, good luck finding me, cause if u think i live in halifax i dont, i dont even live in nova scotia, i live in gander, nfld and im not a teenager, i have just completed flight training in gander, so i will be goin for my first real mission in a couple of days. so fuck off and bye bye

Rush- The Pass ( Rush in Rio

This song is awsome so it deserves to be on Supertron Random

ZZ TOP Gimme All Your Lovin

Lets switch things up, get away from Shred for a change. ZZ TOP Rules

Diabetes Central ( And Its Great)

Yesterday I tried to do some Christmas shopping and got absolutly none of it done which shouldn't be a shocker. But what I didn't get done was corrected by the discovery of Freak Lunchbox. It is so awsome and sells candy for $1.59 for 100 grams. I only got $3.10 worth and I got an okay amount. I am definitely going back for some more. Castro and Monk went yesterday and it would be worth the half hour drive. I can't wait to go back. Now I gotta find this weekends video.