The Worst Songs Of All Time:Post One

This is a list of the worst songs of all time. It is in my opinion and with some help from the Vai.com message boards. I would like to thank anyone who replyed to my post. It will help.

Gwen Steffani " Holla Back Girl" This song is a horrible creation that some one thought was a hit. B-A-N-A-N-A-S is the annoying part of the entire song. The vocal whines of Gwen are enough to make a sane person kill them selves. The good thing about songs like this is that they are not remembered by her fans and the songs die off like a hobo with an overdose.

Backstreet Boys " Backstreets Back" A terrible song by a terrible group. Not only were they not gone but they pretended they were. It had the stupidest video. It reminded me of that eighties facination with space. But if they thought for a second they could bring back that kind of video, they were mistaken. The big lame party video was coming.

Billy Ray Cyrus " Achy Breaky Heart" If you thought maybe you shouldn't kill yourself, your gonna have second thoughts after hearing this. Annoying twang that everyone knows and really hates. It may have lasted a while but with its popularity declining everyday we shouldn't have to worry about a return ( cross your fingers and pray to God).

Here is a list of songs that are also bad:
- White Stripes " Manic Monday"
- Greenday " Buelevard of Broken Dreams"
- SpiceGirls " If You Wanna Be"
- N'sync " Bye Bye Bye"
- "Age Of Aqurius" I am un sure of who it is by
- Avril Lavigne " Complicated"
- Prism " Spaceship Superstar"
- The Rolling Stones " Under My Thumb"
- Chingy " Right Thur"

This is only the first post of the worst songs of all time. It will be back and we will discuss 50 Cent, Eminem, Matt Mays and El Torpedo, Simple Plan and many more. Stay tuned to the good stuff.

What Would You Do?

What would you do if
- Your boss spit in your face for doing a bad job?
- If you fell down a flight a of stairs and a kid kicked you in the nuts for knocking whatever they had in their hands while you were falling?
- If you worked in a store where you cleaned washrooms and you saw who just had a huge dump in the sink?
- If you were forced into hearing country music for six hours straight?

People on My MSN

If I told you to look at this blog and you are reading this. Thank you. Colleen I added you so if you are reading this you probably think I am really nuts. For the rest of you morons out there you can add the blog mail but I don't use it much.
If I have never said before, I really hate MY Space websites. They all suck and the people that make them are usually liars. They say they are 30 but they are really 13 or vice versa. I won't even click on a MY Space site. That is why I use blogger. It is a lot better.
Leave a comment people. You canalso ask me a question in the box .

The Adventures of Hugo 8

It was magic barf. Only the kind that would grant you a wish. Hugo backed away from its glowing charm. It started speaking. It said" Hugo, you have found me, Steve the magic barf pile. Since you have came with the pizza I will grant you two wishs. I'll give you a moment to think about it."
Hugo thought hard and said his first wish to watch Jabba the Hut get hit with an eighteen wheeler. The second wish was to see Ronald McDonald get kicked in the balls by an old woman.
" GRANTED TO YOU HUGO," said the magic barf. It will all happen tommorow at ten o clock at the Dazed and Cofused Medical Research facilty.
Hugo showed up at nine thirty along with the pile of magic barf. It will happen now. Jabba the Hut walked out and got an eighteen wheeler in the gut. Then he screamed " You are a deuce bag who sniffs gas and smoke crack."
It was going great until Ronald McDonald showed up and started a riot with his friends from McDonalds, fat stupid purple thing and the Hamburgler.
The barf said to hide until you see an extremly gross old lady with a cane. Then your wish will come true. What will happen next Hugo thought?

The New Age Kid Show: Good or Bad?

Remember when fighting turtles or transforming crime fighters of the 80's and 90's were dubbed as a bad influence on kids. It made them fight and and act bad at school. Now the kids shows have no fighting in them which means little excitment for the younger generation. The new shows are changing, but is it for the good of the youngsters?
Some of the popular new shows are Dora the Explorer and Go Dieago Go which is the sex changed Dora ( How did she know at such a young age?). They show no violence but I still see a bad influenece. What could it be?
Look at Dora. The writers try to teach kids spanish in the script. Fine but something else happens that the parents are not seeing. The kid in the cartoon is about four. Her parents just let her walk all around Mexico to find some stupid book or something. She goes missing for like the entire day and her parents don't even care. What always happens is that Dora goes anywhere she wants to and everyone is friendly. Still sounds great.
Well the real world is a different place than cartoon Mexico. She would actually go somewheres and get lost. Run into an angry villager. She would never make it back home and that monkey would be ferral. She would end up in a garbage dump where people would take all of her crappy belongings because they would be better than theirs. Also the air would have so much lead in it that Dora and that friggin monkey would pass out.
Kids will run away and get in predicments that are so bad that the parents of these children will beg for fighting shows to come back on television. There may be more black eyes but at least the kids will come home for dinner. What kind of parents anyway would let there four year old go all over town by themselves. The writers of this show will have to do a better job at keeping kids out of trouble. Why don't we make kids shows that show things the way they really are?

Hugo is coming back soon.

Wonder Showzen: No More Free Time

The free ride is done.
The MTV2 program is no longer free to watch on Google video. You now have to pay $1.99 American to view an advertised episode. I have not checked You Tube yet for full episodes of the unpopular show so there may be a free viewing somewhere else on the net.
For those of you who watched the episodes for free were lucky.
Hugo is soon coming back and will be better than ever. supertronblog@hotmail.com

Buckethead " Welcome To Buckethead" Live

I am learning to play this and have a lot of it down with in a half hour. It is a cool song. I'll play what I know for Monk and Nick when we jam

How The Hell Do You Get Sick In August

It is not Like it is winter time when all of those sick flu's and colds are going around. Like everyone is sneezing their asses off. Going to the doctors. They also ain't even old. What the hell? Is th bird flu finally gonna wipe us out.
Here is my theory. Some people went shopping on day and caught the germ/ virus. They caught because some family of stupid fat people said " We're sick, lets go shopping." Mama Porky coughs all over her hands and then mauls everything at the Wal-Mart. The first kid which is a boy that is age eleven has bigger tits than some of the girls that are his age snots all over his hands and mauls everything also. Gross or what? This family will do this in every ailse so nobody leaves the store without the germ.
The family I have just described isn't real. I have made them up. But everyday things like this happen at all chain stores. Wal- mart attracts the most fat people in the country. How can they resist. Big McDonalds and a plus size clothing section. Its almost heaven with the cheap prices. Just they don't look all that great. I know that a big person will read this and think that I mean all people that are not a string bean like myself. this is however not true. Big and fat are completly different. To be fat you have to have a huge over hanging gut that only comes from drinking three cases of Pepsi a day. Also when buying a house you have to see that you can fit through all of the door ways. Big people don't have to worry about this. Don't say that you are big boned when you are actually a fat cow. There is a huge difference.
You can't blame Wal-Mart for all of this. Wal-Mart is just trying to make money but people of every kind go there. I do. I am no big fan but the plain t-shirts are so great. They last forever. But with more fat people in the world, the toilet companies have to make wider toilets, worms have to spin more silk. How are the bean poles going to find clothes. In ten more years, I may have to walk the streets naked because nothing will be in my size. Hot girls will always find clothes for their sizes ( the skinny ones are also not necessarly hot) but us guys may be in for a clothing depression.
Mini vans are going to be another concern for the manufacturers. Heavy duty work truck suspension will be standard. Wider doors will also be a key component. If you have ever noticed, most fat people drive mini vans. Gotta have room for the flub. Baby Huey will have to have a bigger baby seat. Hell, they will weigh enough to sit in the front seat by age two. Height won't come for a bit so he will just be a disk with legs.
As a final comment, if your sick, don't go out in public unless necessary. Then I don't have to offend the ever growing population of fat people. Don't Fart on a plate of chicken. Colleen is Hot

Who Does More?

Have you ever noticed how people always look up to others with high paying jobs. Say if you saw an engineer and a prson who works for burger king, who do you think is better? Answer honestly, you think that the engineer is better don't you? Don't You now?
Will I got a question for you that you should answer in the comment box.
How does more for society: A Doctor or a Garbage Man? Answer in the comment box.

George Carlin: Carlin At Carnegie

I have not yet seen the first but it is there. Listen to the end. The extended list of bad words which include, Mongolian Cluster Fucker, Boxed lunch, Beef injection, bearded clam just to name a few. There are lots more.

Toast World

Toast World would be a fun place to be. At least more fun than sitting in an Irving station. Okay, I am stumping myself.
Make sure that you people watch the Comedy Network. It has great shows like South Park, Just For Laughs, Comedy Inc, The Chappell Show just to name a few.
The channel was just added to basic cable a few months ago.
It is definitely " Time Well Wasted".

Bass Battle

This features Victor Wooten. I don't know who the other guy is. Thanks Stevis for advertising me

The Moron Who Blasts BSB

Alright everybody knows who the backstreet
Boys are and they know how muck that they
suck. Kinda like country music. It is completly awful. Well if you have been a visiter to Supertron Random, I once talked about how a person was blasting Steve Vai. Will things didn't stay good forever. A 16 year old I know is blasting the Backstreet Boys out of the car speakers.
Even the missing Dimi Walktro wouldn't do that. He hasn't heard music in months and he wouldn't think twice about doing the world a horrible deed.
For those of you who do not know of the Dimi Walktro story, I will post it another time. Hugo may just show up on the scene again soon for those of you who are Hugo Addicts ( LOL ).

The Answer Bin

Question: Why The Hell Isn't Nick On Here?- Frankster Of The Freaks

Answer: The Reason Nick isn't on here is because he has never been asked to join the team. I should ask him if he'd like to join but he is a lot more normal than us. I am so weird. I'll let you and Monk speak for yourselves on that one.

If you would like to ask a question, leave a question in the comment box. It will get answered.

UNDERSTATEMENT OF ISSUE

This post comes as a referral to one of the questions that Gary answered. I believe the question was what is wrong with us people. I'd like to start of by pointing out that obviously there really is nothing wrong with us if you knew our social backgrounds ( which isn't saying much)...And if we had to call it something it would be classified as "FUBAR" ( for those unfarmiliar..Fucked up beyond all recognition). Another thing I'd like to address is the fact that we do post pointless shit and so what it maybe it is sad but what's worse is the people who actually read this shit.

as always FREE THE FREAKS
~Frankster of the Freaks

And question for Gary....why the hell isn't nick on here?

The Old/ Middle / Young Rant

As I was eating a bowl of blueberry grunt( You do know what that is, don't you?) I thought letys make corn grunt. What a tasty treat for an old person with no taste buds.
Old people really are weird. Kinda like young people and middle aged people. They are all weird. Old people wonder why young people don't like eating head cheese ( pot head). Young people wonder why old folks only talk about the cost of insurance. I swear that some of them just book doctors appointments just so they can go there and socialize in the waiting room.
Another thing that is annoying is middle aged people that act like they are old people and complain how students shouldn't be working at a place, only older people. But if you worked in a place as a youngster, you'd know that you can't trust the middle aged people because they would rat you out in a second. Mind you that is usually only the people that suck to the boss, superviser or something else. I also am not a fan of the people that are your peers ( same age group witin about a 3 year range, both ways) that act like they are sophicticated so they get in a clic of people that are out to get people that are not even their problem.
On thing old people and middle aged people have in common is that they will always complain about the music the young people listen to. They may say things like " This isn't like the good old time music of my day", or " The people form now can't play their instruments like they used to in the 60's." Well, there may have been better song writers in the 60's but once the eighties hit, technical players took over. Steve Vai for example is completly one the most amazing guitar players in the world. Don't tell me Matt Mays and his El Torpedo are better because that is a load of crap. A good singer that can play a bit of guitar and sing at the same time is great but if you can't sing yourself, don't play little chords for hours a day for 38 years and expect to play Van Halan. It ain't happening. You can complain how Michael Romeo sounds like jibberish to you and say a three chord country player is a lot better because it has rythym to you. Will shut up because you couldn't play guitar if you tried.

Requisition Form T-12B73

To: Gary, Director of Shit-Related Activities at Supertron Random

I, Monk Coppola, am formally submitting form T-12B73, requesting the insertion of a butt-rubbing tree in the vicinity of the Van-Allen Belt. I have been recieving complaints from various deer in the sub-basement. They claim to have a serious case of assrash. If they do not stop hounding me, I will have to speak with your boss' daughter, or that certain sexy co-worker that you were telling me about last night.

In Case of Disaster

In Case of disaster, email supertronblog@hotmail.com and Mr.Supertron will respond with nothing. What do you think Hugo looks like? Leave your answer in the comment box.

The Adventures of Hugo 7

"Hugo, your job is to be a pizza delivery boy", said the alien king. Your first mission is to go to the town slum and deliver a pepperoni pizza to the ufo barn.
Hugo was excited. He always wanted to deliver a pizza to a ufo barn. All the way to the ufo barn, Hugo listened to Frank Zappa CD's. Ya man, Frank is so awsome. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee Hugo would sing.
The ufo barn was ahead. Then an alien barfed on the pizza. Hugo liked watching people barf. It was fun he thought. But this was not normal barf. What is it?

Rice on Tomatos

Okay, I can't find an actual picture of what I am
going to talk about.
I was eating a plate of food that had rice and tomato slices on it. Some of the rice got stuck to the tomatos. Guess what I think? I thought it looked like a rotten tomato with maggots on it. I was eating at the same time and it didn't bother me.
The next thing I thought was when I saw the rice scattered around was this. I thought that the tomato juice the rice was sitting in was garbage water and there were maggots in it. The entire time, I kept eating. Could you do that?

The Answer Bin

Question: Why are there so many tall and lanky bassists? Monk Coppola

Answer: There are so many because in the tall and lanky world, bass is considered cooler than guitar or singing or drums.

Question: What is wrong with you people? Vicky

Answer: Everything that you can possibly imagine is wrong with us. It is funny you ask. I have been asked what is wrong with me so many times in person I thought maybe I was insane. If I am, it sure is fun.

Blog Improvements

Just a short message outlining shit you probably already noticed...

-I changed the stupid ass static number in the top left corner into a hit counter
-I organized the links somewhat, so it's less hard on the eyes. I also added Rickenbacker to the guitar/bass links. How the hell could Gary forget about them?!?! And I forgot to add Boss, a kick ass company that makes fucking great effects pedals, with shit for guitarists and bassists! I'll add them right now.

Add any comments or suggestions in the comment jigger. This was my first real venture in editing web code, so any suggestions for improvements would be great so that i can hone my skills a bit.

It is now 1:40 in the morning, and I am tired as hell. I'll leave off with answering some of the stuff Gary said. I am not religious in the least bit. I believe that there is more to life than we know, but with my luck if I pick a religion it will be the wrong one. At least this way I don't have to use up part of my Saturday or Sunday. Also, REALLY LIKES GIRLS is an understatement. A big understatement.

Well, I'm off. Oh, one more thing, why are there so many tall and lanky bassists? Answer that, Gary! And tough times demand tough talk, tough hearts and tough songs, you IDIOT! (Force Ten song lyrics)

The Anti-Monk,
Monk Coppola

The Answer Bin

This is a question from a member of Supertron Random.

Question: What do tough times demand? Monk Coppola

Answer: Tough times demand lots and lots of sugar to give me energy not to care about what is making the day tough. Others need religion, family and pets. SOME PEOPLE EVEN USE DRUGS SUCH AS CRACK, WEED, HEROINE, LYSOL, AND ACID.
But for real, tough times demand work and time. But it really depends on the situation and the person. I'll call you on the weekend and I am sending you an email.

Question: Is Monk a real monk? Surp

Answer: No, Monk is not a a real monk. He is in his words " The Anti Monk". He has long hair, swears and REALLY LIKES GIRLS. As far as I know, Monk is not religious. I would not quote that because I am not completly sure of his beliefs. Even though Monk sounds like he may be a jerk, he is really cool and plays bass. He helps us out a lot and help this blog more than you can tell. He helped out with the background, links, team member add ons, and a few of my posts. At one time this blog had a gross green background and when he joined admin, we changed it to what you see now.

Ask Gary a question any time in the comment box and it will get a reply. Come back in a day or two and the next installment of The Answer Bin should be up.

Moron in a Banana Suit

This is complety the stupidest man on earth. I wonder who is possibly as stupid as him. A retard wouldn't do that. This guy is a retard but not your average one. Watch it and comment.

I Hate Telephones

Most of thes is directed at Gary. Why the fuck should it matter how I answer my phone? It's better than saying "hello", because every asshole on this planet says hello! If I want to pick up the phone and say "que pasa, senor?" I should be allowed to. Furthermore, Gary was suuposed to call me Monday to do something that day, and I didn't hear shit from him. All he does is hide behind his blog and personally attacks me like a prick! Nahh, that aint fair, Gary's cool, though I wish he'd stop bothering me about putting shit on this blog. Some poeple just can't think of fucked up shit every moment of their lives.

I think I'm supposed to say something about ants biting monkey cock or something...I support it. Whatever makes them suppress the thought of drinking their own urine is a good fucking thing.

I have a question for ya Gary, what do tough times demand?

Monk Coppola: Does He Exist ?

Yes, Monk Coppola exists but he hasn't put anything on Supertron in a while. I see him a lot and he is always on his computer but he never updates. Oh well, I make up for it. Check out his profile.
I call his house looking for a friend of ours the Pickle. Instead of hello, I get " What do you want?" What the hell is wrong with him I wonder. Maybe its because he only slept for like an hour. I was talkin to Stevis about it when he was sucking his bro into buying him a video game. I know how I am answering the phone when he calls me again.

Monk Coppola: Make A Rant! Hey Nick and Stevis

The Answer Bin

This is the first question I have had in a while so we will make sure it gets a reply.

Surp asks: How do apes pay their cigarettes?

Answer: Apes pay for their smokes many ways. A very popular way is to trade Bananas or grubs for them. Sometimes they have fights in the circle of death ( Watch the episode of The Simpsons with the Hells Satans motorcycle gang). Other times, the apes steal them from retarded tourists. Zoo apes less likely to start smoking without help from the zoo keepers. The zookeepers will get fired if they are caught letting the apes smoke.
Remember, on Supertron Random, you always can ask a question and it will always get a reply.

Super Mime

The Super Mime doesn't exist. But cheese does so enjoy your milk products. Listen to Dragonforce, Atreyu and Rush. Avoid My Space, it's the root of online evil.

Ape Chimney

The tobbacco companies look like they got sick of dealing with humans. The monkies are now their main target. A recent study finds that Male monkies who smoke are more likely to breed with the opposite sex.
Recent study: thats an entire load of crap. How many of the stupid things smoke. Most of them probably haven't even figured out that there is a such thing as fire.
They are not that stupid. People are almost always stupider. This monkey is only smoking cigarettes. They're are actually legal. People do stupid things like Crack and sniff lysol. That will really screw you up.
If people are supposed to be the smartest creature on earth, why do bears see cars coming on the road and get off of it while some people cross the road without looking?
I am wondering if anybody ever taught a monkey to chew tobbacco ( gross, I know) or snort crack ( awful thought but funny)? So who is smarter, humans or apes or what ever?
Keep er sleezy !!!!!!!!

P.S. Thanks for the feedback on this blog for anyone who responded back. Suggestions are always welcome. Comment on anything, this is Supertron Random, Over And Out.

Lets Find Out What Other Bloggers Think

I am going to start asking them what they think of Supertron Random by hitting next blog and copying it into there comment box. I will tell them to leave an answer in the comment box. Like usual I am assuming that we won't get many replies but we will try hard any way.
P.S. The Supertron Random movie will begin filming soon. When it is done it will be put on to Google Video and possibly You Tube. Hi Colleen!!!!!!!!!

Children of Bodom - Alexi Laiho Awesome guitar solo jam

Alexi Laiho and Roope Latvala from Chilren of Bodom perform this cool jam from what I believe is from an instructional DVD. Nobody really knows who Roope Latvala is because Alexi seems to be the main star of the band. I hear that on the latest COB album, Roope plays some of the solos. Its is not all Alexi Laiho like you may have thought. Enjoy the jam. Leave a Comment

WTF

- Mimes Don't touch, even themselves
- Franksters rants are awsomw
- There is a nuke in my pocket ( read Battery Rant by Frankster of the Freaks)
- The skunkape ( what is it?)
- Bring back G3 and check out Gigantour 2006
- Stare at the sun, life gets simple when you fry yourself into retardation.
- Wow, I must be smart retard fer noing dat.
- I wat bern in septober
- Mr.Clean is nobodys hero
- That is such an awsome song
- Check out the song " Dog Years" by Rush, it is just so damn awsome.
- The shit on the bottom of my shoe is worth more than some peoples attitudes.
- Ask Mr.Gary Supertron a question in the comment box.
- This sucks so bad, I was hoping to have one as good as Monk Coppola's. $$&&^*&^)(&@#%$@%$
- Monk Coppola is an idiot ( respond back to this Monk) he never posts on this thing. Post something, I don't care what the hell it is even if it is about horny ants biting monkey cocks.

The Haunted Cat and Ask Me a Question In The Coment Box

You know what would be funny? A movie about a cat that was haunted by dreams of the cat on the cat food package. The same thing would keep happening. The cat would fall a sleep and dream about the cat eating all of its food, lick it self and walk away. Then the cat would wake up and all of the food would be gone. This would happen for hours and at the end of the movie it would be discovered that the dog in the house ate all of the food and it wasn't the cat from the package haunting the house after all.
Another great movie would be one about a man and his struggle to be normal in a wheel chair. He can't walk but then he realizes he can fly. He then flies around in his wheel chair to save birds from getting electricuted.
The real question is this: Is Mr.Gary Supertron a normal person? Is Monk Coppola normal? Is Frankster of the Freaks normal? Well answer these questions in the comment box. Remember you can still ask me a question in the comment box and they will be answered within a few days in an installment called The Answer Bin. Ask anything,it will get answered. Just keep asking. Just make sure you do it in the most resent posts for me to see it. Ask Now.

Battery Rant!

Battery rant!

All these people are talking about how batteries are the dinosaurs of technology and to that I say WTF are you thinking everyday people are improving batteries...ok maybe not everyday but they aren't being upgraded as people think the are. the reason people think batteries are so slow at upgrading is because they are so small uncostly and disposable (yess even the rechargable batteries...that is to say they are easy to replace). Some people often say that if batteries upgraded at the rate that computers do that a typical AA cell battery would provide as much power as a nuclear warhead....I don't know about you people but I don't feel like carrying nukes around in my pockets.
Another thing people are saying batteries are upgrading at all but thats a bunch of BS if I ever heard any in fact Recent;y batteries have been made disposable specifically for digital camera's. Another thing that drives me crazy is people taking a rip at batter brands like Rayovac for being around for 60 years but obviously they're still in business and they are the 3rd largest distubuting battery brand in north america so obviously they're doing something right. it is enevitable to say we can live without batteries...we probably could if need butt it's not need so why bother worrying about it. I close in saying If infact batteries are the dinosaurs of technology then stop bitching about it and live with it because we all use them an chose to use them if you don't like them DON'T BUY THEM!
FREE THE FREAKS
~Frankster of the Freaks

Change rant!

Has anyone every noticed how much change can suck? well I have the fact that change causes depression in some peoples lives is one major downfall. infact that's probably the least of the problems that change can cause. Change cause frienships to be lost or made, maturity to overtake the little things that people use to love, responsibilities which takes away time to do things we use to love. I'm telling you the crappy part about each of these things is the worry especially the ending and creating of new friends because it makes you realize the person you thought was always going to be there for you is not or if you're cool because you're the new kid or if your new friends really like you for who you are or some act you put on around them. Change cause realization of things that shouldn't have to be realized until a person is ready so I say change is this years most hated thing.

Remember Free the Freaks
~Frankster of the Freaks