The Adventures of Hugo 8

It was magic barf. Only the kind that would grant you a wish. Hugo backed away from its glowing charm. It started speaking. It said" Hugo, you have found me, Steve the magic barf pile. Since you have came with the pizza I will grant you two wishs. I'll give you a moment to think about it."
Hugo thought hard and said his first wish to watch Jabba the Hut get hit with an eighteen wheeler. The second wish was to see Ronald McDonald get kicked in the balls by an old woman.
" GRANTED TO YOU HUGO," said the magic barf. It will all happen tommorow at ten o clock at the Dazed and Cofused Medical Research facilty.
Hugo showed up at nine thirty along with the pile of magic barf. It will happen now. Jabba the Hut walked out and got an eighteen wheeler in the gut. Then he screamed " You are a deuce bag who sniffs gas and smoke crack."
It was going great until Ronald McDonald showed up and started a riot with his friends from McDonalds, fat stupid purple thing and the Hamburgler.
The barf said to hide until you see an extremly gross old lady with a cane. Then your wish will come true. What will happen next Hugo thought?