How The Hell Do You Get Sick In August

It is not Like it is winter time when all of those sick flu's and colds are going around. Like everyone is sneezing their asses off. Going to the doctors. They also ain't even old. What the hell? Is th bird flu finally gonna wipe us out.
Here is my theory. Some people went shopping on day and caught the germ/ virus. They caught because some family of stupid fat people said " We're sick, lets go shopping." Mama Porky coughs all over her hands and then mauls everything at the Wal-Mart. The first kid which is a boy that is age eleven has bigger tits than some of the girls that are his age snots all over his hands and mauls everything also. Gross or what? This family will do this in every ailse so nobody leaves the store without the germ.
The family I have just described isn't real. I have made them up. But everyday things like this happen at all chain stores. Wal- mart attracts the most fat people in the country. How can they resist. Big McDonalds and a plus size clothing section. Its almost heaven with the cheap prices. Just they don't look all that great. I know that a big person will read this and think that I mean all people that are not a string bean like myself. this is however not true. Big and fat are completly different. To be fat you have to have a huge over hanging gut that only comes from drinking three cases of Pepsi a day. Also when buying a house you have to see that you can fit through all of the door ways. Big people don't have to worry about this. Don't say that you are big boned when you are actually a fat cow. There is a huge difference.
You can't blame Wal-Mart for all of this. Wal-Mart is just trying to make money but people of every kind go there. I do. I am no big fan but the plain t-shirts are so great. They last forever. But with more fat people in the world, the toilet companies have to make wider toilets, worms have to spin more silk. How are the bean poles going to find clothes. In ten more years, I may have to walk the streets naked because nothing will be in my size. Hot girls will always find clothes for their sizes ( the skinny ones are also not necessarly hot) but us guys may be in for a clothing depression.
Mini vans are going to be another concern for the manufacturers. Heavy duty work truck suspension will be standard. Wider doors will also be a key component. If you have ever noticed, most fat people drive mini vans. Gotta have room for the flub. Baby Huey will have to have a bigger baby seat. Hell, they will weigh enough to sit in the front seat by age two. Height won't come for a bit so he will just be a disk with legs.
As a final comment, if your sick, don't go out in public unless necessary. Then I don't have to offend the ever growing population of fat people. Don't Fart on a plate of chicken. Colleen is Hot