Requisition Form T-12B73

To: Gary, Director of Shit-Related Activities at Supertron Random

I, Monk Coppola, am formally submitting form T-12B73, requesting the insertion of a butt-rubbing tree in the vicinity of the Van-Allen Belt. I have been recieving complaints from various deer in the sub-basement. They claim to have a serious case of assrash. If they do not stop hounding me, I will have to speak with your boss' daughter, or that certain sexy co-worker that you were telling me about last night.