The Old/ Middle / Young Rant

As I was eating a bowl of blueberry grunt( You do know what that is, don't you?) I thought letys make corn grunt. What a tasty treat for an old person with no taste buds.
Old people really are weird. Kinda like young people and middle aged people. They are all weird. Old people wonder why young people don't like eating head cheese ( pot head). Young people wonder why old folks only talk about the cost of insurance. I swear that some of them just book doctors appointments just so they can go there and socialize in the waiting room.
Another thing that is annoying is middle aged people that act like they are old people and complain how students shouldn't be working at a place, only older people. But if you worked in a place as a youngster, you'd know that you can't trust the middle aged people because they would rat you out in a second. Mind you that is usually only the people that suck to the boss, superviser or something else. I also am not a fan of the people that are your peers ( same age group witin about a 3 year range, both ways) that act like they are sophicticated so they get in a clic of people that are out to get people that are not even their problem.
On thing old people and middle aged people have in common is that they will always complain about the music the young people listen to. They may say things like " This isn't like the good old time music of my day", or " The people form now can't play their instruments like they used to in the 60's." Well, there may have been better song writers in the 60's but once the eighties hit, technical players took over. Steve Vai for example is completly one the most amazing guitar players in the world. Don't tell me Matt Mays and his El Torpedo are better because that is a load of crap. A good singer that can play a bit of guitar and sing at the same time is great but if you can't sing yourself, don't play little chords for hours a day for 38 years and expect to play Van Halan. It ain't happening. You can complain how Michael Romeo sounds like jibberish to you and say a three chord country player is a lot better because it has rythym to you. Will shut up because you couldn't play guitar if you tried.