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Are You Smarter Than a Retard?

There has been no inspiration in a long time to post any sort of good rant but things have changed. A recent viewing of the popular game show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader has compelled me to write again. Here it goes.
Lets ask a question from the episode that I had viewed. How many days are in a leap year?
Try to answer it. Not hard for some of you. But for others its kinda hard isn't it. So how may days are a normal year? How many days are in February? What year is there an extra day? So it goes 365 + 1 = ? Thats the answer. But this big retarded moron that they find for television has to get help, they kid knows it but this guy say 364 days. Now many TV commercials have said 365 days a year. You learn it in elementary school. But this guy is a retard. You could tell he was not the smartest tool in the shed. Infact he was not much smarter than a retard, some of them are mathmatical geniouses. Not this guy, he claimed to be so. Now he did get the money from a cheat but whats worse is that a friend in the audience actually felt confident with his answer. I guess the SPECIAL ED class from grade school never split up to move on. Take a chance they said. But this guy is gonna take a chance some day and is gonna walk out in front of a truck driver who is 1. High from Pot and Crack. 2. Is not sleeping and running off coffee and Benny's (keep awake pills). 3. He is jerking off while looking a porn on the dask. All while he is drivin down hill in a city over the speed limit eight times. Now are little retard will say I am Superman and is gonna die. Lets hope this never happens but hey you have to be smarter than a retard to understand that.
Now another person on this show was Asian. Asians are smart. But this one lady was not at all smart. She wasn't a real Asian. She was stupid as hell. This has taught me that it is not about brains that entertains people. It is retards. If you wanna get on a game show and win money, beat your head against a car or something hard. Overdose on some drugs and shit yourself once a day. Then send a video of yourself to the production company and you'll be a millionaire in no time and you can support you crack habit without pimping yourself for a few weeks. Also study all of the words you don't understand in a dictionary so you don't understand all of the simple words they will use for the retarded viewers. Retards win money but they won't be any better off. The smartest guy on Dilbert was the garbage man.
The guy I have talked about above was pretending to love those kids but I guarentee he was one of those morons that loves a person one second and makes sure that he doesn't see you when the SPECIAL ED class is around. Only a retard supports these people. They get everything. They end up with the jobs, they get the women, they get the money. The one thing they never have is talent. They never did and never will.
Now I have questions for you? If you are wrong you have to leave a comment saying I am not smarter than a Retard.
1. 2+2=? easy one

2. What time is it? Come on anytime works.

3. Jews Celebrate Christmas true or false

4. Can you use VHS in a DVD Player?

5. Bacon is a key ingrediant in vegetarian dishes true false.

I am not smarter than a Retard, are you?

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