The Greasy Rich Guy

Sometimes life surprises you with some good news and sometimes bad news. But what if its both what do you do. She ain't SHALLOW great but that greasy guy I hear things about is a bit annoying. But when I think about it, it is kind of funny.
So I bet he owns a crappy greasy store with crappy food and crappy bags for the products with dusty shelves and sells drugs. Notice that people fit the stereotypes I talk about. Thats why stereotyping is so accurate in a large situation. It never lies. When it comes to individuals it ain't the best classification system.
So he ain't cool enough to be on a tv show. Hugo however is cool enough to be on a tv show. Hugo is the man and you will find that out in later posts. The telemarketing world in Hugo's world is gonna get taken down a peg. Thats right a whole peg.
So what if the store is actually a restaurant. Will then it probably sells donairs and not good ones. Rats are probably everywhere like in all restaurants but even in the food there. The food would also leave the after taste of glue from a washing machine that a washed his dog in.
So I am glad I am not greasy but if I had the money I'd be good. Hugo rules.

A Shower In Alcohol

I am not talking about beer, I am talking about alcohol. The kind a hermit would buy to try and get drunk. It would burn getting that poured on you. You'd realize how many cuts and scrapes you actually had when that happened.
When somebody says that they had got burned by a hot shower you can say you had a shower in alcohol. Showed you up G- Money. Speaking with a tongue, I will now tell you that I think that the ESP LTD MH1000 is a great guitar. The problem is the price. It costs too much for what it is. So its kinda like a shower in alcohol. You can get just as clean with water for cheaper and less pain until you get the shampoo in your eyes.

The Definite Infinity

So if you thought that it was over its not. I need to know who that is. I think.
Okay The Definite Infinity has nothing to do with anything. But are they is the question. When will I know? How will I find out? Would it work? I'll ask Hugo.

Responses

I figured I'd bring up some points today. For one thing I thought it was known that I am just Mr.Supertron, the Gary is an Alias. There is no Gary. You have to know me in real to know my real name which may be Ronald. But you are suppose to think of me as Gary. Its the way things go.
- Who is kweddel? I wanna know and if you do know me and I know you you, I will find out.
- Who makes random comments with the name Homer Simpsom? - Kweddel maybe. Thanks for the interest.
- If it is Mr.G not telling me, the gag is up.
- It's probably not Mr.G is it? It doesn't sound like him sounds like a girl. Hope shes hot.
- Hugo wants to know.
- Christmas is coming and I have yet to buy anything for anyone.
- Who should I ask? They will have to have an answer.
- Santa maybe, Hugo, Monk, Castro Stevis.
- Going to the guitar store today, should be fun.

To answer your question Kweddel, I did not drink with you at a Boston Tea Party. koffie I have never heard of it. So no I have not. Maybe some time.

The Inaccuracy of Clifford, The Big Red Dog

As you all know and I should not have to tell you, I think the new age kids show is complete crap. http://supertronrandom.blogspot.com/2006/08/new-age-kid-show-good-or-bad.html should tell you all about my thoughts.
Clifford, The Big Red Dog has strcuk my attention. Having watched the show four or five times ( At least I admit it and its been a while) I know what it is about. Its not the worst show out there with a dog in it. Look at Teachers Pet, a show that I am uncertain if it is still on the air. Its pathetic because the dog pretends to be a kid so it can go to school. That may work for a bit until junior high comes along and a chick wants him he's as good as socially destroyed.
But lets get back in focus. Clifford is a Big Red Dog that is owned by Emily Elizabeth because she thought when he was small he was cute. Lets get started.

1. No dog has that shade of red. As far as I know Crayola is not breeding dogs.

2. A dog can not grow that big. I don't care what anyone says. Supposedly he grew that big from "Love". I think a better explaination is steroids and I don't know how that is Love.

3. The cost to keep Clifford would be enormous. If you notice on the show, he's eating pretty good. I don't see any ribs. Imagine how much the county would want for a dog licence. You couldn't hide him in the basement when the dog catcher comes around. Also that house he stays in would be a fortune. Its literally another house. The upkeep would be phenominal.

4. All dogs stink. Clifford would be raunchy especially after a jog in the rain with that girl. If you didn't hear him coming, you'd smell him for a mile. I have also noticed that you never see any sheddings from him in their town. You could cloth all of the poor in their town thanks to that dog. But their is no poor people on television, they drag down the egos of the rich.

5. What do all dogs do? They urinate and they don't care where it is. Well Clifford must have huge bladder. Every time he let go, he'd make a mud pit and and a smeller at that. You wouldn't be safe because evertime a dog eats or drinks they urinate.

6. Now for Number Two: Feces. Clifford would make mountains. Just imagine how big just one Nugget would be. It would be guarenteed to weigh 500 lbs for sure if not more. On top of that he would have a few of those in him and this would be a daily occurance that usually happens more than once. This would put your heavy duty grocery store pooper scooper to shame. You'd need a a Cat excavator and some dump trucks for this mess. Who could afford it? You couldn't walk that dog, he'd shit on a car and destroy it. What are you gonna do, pull him back. Even if you could he's than gonna get on you. " Death or Lawsuit".

7. Emily Elizabeth would not be safe from him. If you think in actual scale shes the size of a dog bisquit to a real dog. Except this time its real meat and not hard cheap flour. He'd eat her for a taste of what the rest of that richy rich town's been basteing themselves in for flavour. Mmm Mmm.

You must be wise people. Clifford is a nightmare not only on the town but on the pocket book too. Hugo agrees. Peace out G Money

Dream Theater Score DVD

At the moment that is what I am watching. Its awsome.
John Petrucci must be one of the best guitar players in tthe world. And to think somebody would listen to the Black Eyed Peas. They just suck so much. I just hate that group. They have the most annoying songs I have ever known. Well maybe some old cheese from the 60's, 70's and 80' would be just be pretty bad.
I also hate double standards. Attack the cheese monkey fortress!

The Adventures of Hugo 11 Pt 1

The phone is starting to ring. Hugo flies for the phone and answers it. A strange voice with a strange accent answers.
Telemarketer-" Hello, is Mr. Ut O there"
Hugo- Who
TM- Mr. Ut O ( eww toe)
Hugo- You mean Utu
TM- Can you get him
Hugo- thats me
TM- Would you like to purchase a Torso Buff exercise machine
Hugo- I casn not understand you
TM- Would you like to purchase a Torso Buff exercise machine. I will give you todays deal which is eight easy weekly payments of $99?
Hugo- Would you make the payments for me? ( Mocking TM)
TM- I do not understand what you are saying
Hugo- Give it to me for free or else
TM- Are threatening me sir?
Hugo- No, I am promising you that I will stop this garbagey like scam.
TM- No you will not. The Gods of the Telemarketing world will not stand for your crap.
Hugo- Well you are gonna have to. You are an idiot who will get fired from your job because you speak like crap.
TM- I am giving you good deal. If you use machine, you will get strong. Now you do not stand chance against Telemarketing warrior Gods.
Hugo- You are gonna get fat from sitting at your phone. Maybe you should buy the machine so you can lose some weight you ugly fat bohemoth. Go eat your crap.
TM- I will prosecute you in court.
Hugo- I will Take Over The World.
The phone is smashed by the TM. UTU said I tracked the phone call, they called fro the evil region of Gravy Village Canada. Hugo asked where is that? Utu says your gonna soon find out. The gang was off.

Love Thing (Joe Satriani)

Kinda Sappy, I think its great, I am learning it.

For The Unexpected Viewer

I either Love You, Want You Bad ( U know who you are and maybe will never talk to me if you see this), hate you, or find you so annoying I wanna throw you in a pile of tar and feathers.
- If Corn is in your feces, don't eat it.
- Never stick your finger in bird feces
- Tar and Feathers= hahhahahahhahha
- D&D is for Nerds, Castro Stevis, if you get involved with it I will warn you that you will have no chance of getting any girls ever. Do Not keep hanging out at that store or I will steal your bike. If it goes missing it aint far.
- Oh Baby I need a sauce pan
- Speak Sri Skankian
- jsfjsdfdjfdffjhdjsdfjdfkjdfjkdsfdsfdsjfdsfjsdjfjfskfsddsjfsdfjd
- Hugo likes an Arab girl, Hugo said shes hot. The Next Installment is tommorow.
- Vecal man is a moron

Smoking Rant

Hey, It's been awhile since anyone has heard from me but I'm back temporarily and am posting as gary has so often requested I do so...this rant is on the smoking issue our government is now inplacing....lets start out this way...I don't smoke nor have I ever and I encourage people to not smoke but if you want to go the hell ahead it's your choices and you have to live with whatever the consequences may be. But the government has gone a bit to far in my opinion, making all public locations and vechiles on those public locations smoke free....it was fine the way it was with the smoke rooms and such next thing you know they're going to be telling us when we can take a shit....the funny part is all these public places are supposibly scent free but we still have perfume/calogne companies that put out colgnes at more than $ 100 retail value which is an absurd price considering you're not suppose to be able to wear scents in public areas so why must smoking be banned and not colgne companies....oh wait that just proves multinational coorperations have more power in terms of economy than the government does, BIG SURPRISE THERE HUH! NOT, I hate to say it but ms. kewachuk was right boys, anyways taking the ability of people to smoke which is there free will to do so is wrong and it's pathetic that the people who chose to smoke can pretty much only do so on their own property ....even thought their car is their property, if it's on a public location it's still classified as public property.
the moral is ...THE GOVERNMENT IS A BUNCH OF DICKHEADS!
Remember free the freaks
as always
Frankster of the Freaks

A Question Answered Or Was It Not Answered?

Ok, I have wondered about things that are as weird as glue on cereal. Today I asked this girl named ( Brackets) that is french that seems to speak perfect english if she thinks in French. She said yes, most of the time. I am such a retard.
Then there is a girl named Paula who I met that is from Europe ( Too old for me I think), I said to her, " I get the impression that you are an immigrant" . I am such an idiot but I made a friend. Yeah. Not being racist, just being me.
So all of this means that people that speak Arabic and English think in Arabic? I think I will ask one of them. Time for me to get my ass kicked. Ohh what fun.


I think I need it bad, really bad. Maybe I'll just go, no ones in the washroom anyway.

Hugo Breaking News

Just when I thought I made up Hugo I was mistaken. He has come out of my head and into the real world. The other day he was spotted in a Purolater truck making deliveries. This was confirmed by Supertron Random. Monk Coppola was also a witness of the event.
Some what resembling Surp, Hugo has taken on this appearance but with different details. Hugo did not speak with us but he did seem to notice our presence. He pretended to do his job but we know he is on a mission.

The next installment of The Adventures of Hugo is due on Friday November 24, 2006

Bowl Size

All I got to say is that I emptied a load that filled the liitle bowl completly full and some of the bigger section.
- Numbyticmo
- Buy a Genz Benz if you were gonna buy a Line 6 before.
- Mr.G may be missing, hmmmmmmmmmm

Concepts of Mongo

Is it true that golf is one of the most frustrating sports of all time? Yes in fact Yeti's are the cause of erectile dysfunction. But the really guestion is will I find out today or will I not? Not if a monkey that just got out of rehab is about to attack a village of Green Bean Men kinda like the Green Giant guy but smaller. So in an attempt to find out why I must go to planet Sorcon, I will throw out one package of generic cereal and a potato skin so a cat can have a not so great gut filling.
So at the moment, my head hurts due to the fact that I was laying on a metal pole. Maybe thats why that cloud looked like the Trix bunny about to take a huge bite out of nothing or maybe a centipede. So maybe if a Stone Cutter from Alabama attacked a city of Crabs he would get attacked by the Trix bunny.
So if I can find out what I want to find out, I will know if I can get an attachment for awashing machine to have an ice cream maker on it. ( Real question may not exist)

The Letter S

Everything I have been talking about lately has something to do with the letter S.
Sounds like Sesame Street will its not. I can not wait to get an Ibanez S470.
Then there is that person named ( Add Name Here) who I talk about a lot.

Now I had to shorten this up because the power went out
and I had to start over again. I hate that, I was listening to an awsome Rush song and I couldn't finish it. Will lets hope things line up better than the time Pinochio tried to lie to his slave master.
Shout outs go out to Pickle, Mr. G, JD, Chris M ( Our song was too awsome " Bobo was his Master"), Bob, Monk, Castro3/Stevis, Kayla, Mellisa, Jon ( Not to be confused with Mr. G)
Mitchel ( Polesmoker), Peddle, That guy that can actually blow smoke rings( You make smoking look like fun), and now to the following countries which include Canada, Norway, China, Kuwait,Buckethead Land, Corktown Indonasia, Japan, Petoria.

Get the hidden Message? Photo from www.ibanez.com

Brain learnings make headache

- If you don't view the video above, you are a prick wrapped in a
Whataburger wrapper.
- Why are there no Whataburgers around my place?
- Electric sitars are for queers or people named Jacopo.
- There is a broken HTML tag in this post, but it still works!
- If you're human, you're guilty
- If you say "she sells sea shells by the sea shore" really fast,
you'll sound like an asshole.
- Doesn't it strike you as mildly ironic that most of the people
who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want
to fuck in the first place? (G. Carlin)
- Matthew Good "rox0rz your b0x0rz"
- Tim Allen should have quit a long fucking time ago.
- In a reply to one of Gary's earlier posts, Coke makes me
happy...that and tits.
- If women really want equality, lets try unisex bathrooms,
see how fucking well that goes over. Maybe then they'll
shut up and get back to doing laundry.
- I offend because, well, frankly, I find it hilarious.
- I wonder if Stu Hamm likes ham stew?
- Why do so many white people want to be black? I want to
be Italian!
- A recent study has discovered that the HQ (humour quotient)
of Gary's posts is lower than the HQ of Paula Poundstone's
performances. Any lower and he will punished by having to
wear Louie Anderson's underpants on his head.
- Does anyone actually do speed anymore?
- Castro Stevis likes flaming balls (really, no lying).
- I should change my name to Jacopo.
- Farts are all the fun of taking a shit...without the mess.
- Anyone who bought a PS3 today doesn't have much of a chance of
getting laid anytime this century.
- Even at the end of the hallway, I still feel so far away.
- Why the hell did I ever agree to post on this crap blog?


Ipsala quando rebalali FUCK!

BUSHTRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well this weekend the guys at supertronrandom will be celebrating the birthday of two of our friends, mr. gary and pickle. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! and keep er' sleazy.
Altough this is supposed to be a happy fun filled weekend, i cannot make it too the celebration ;( . Which sucks balls. But i will be having fun with my squadron on an outdoor survival expidetion, which is gonna be really damn fun. Cause i will be hang in with all of my fuck buddies, excluding 5barneygirl, cause i dont know who the fuck she is, but its all good in the end. but i am sorry for gary and pickle cause i cant come to da partay YA PARTAYYYYYYYYYYY

Steve Vai - In My Dreams With You

This video features Devin Townshed on vocals. This is no where near as heavy as some of the music either of them does. I was just listening to Strapping Young Lad ( in which Townshed plays guitar and sings)which is much heavier than this. This is like modernized 90's music video which I happen to like. Check it out. I think I am going post another video today also. Happy Birthday Pickle!

Human Chemicals

Chemicals are amazing things but they can really mess you up. They can make you like a hot chick that is a real bitch. They can keep you skinny or make you fatter than a person who eats fast food for breakfast in bed. In fact I would not want breakfast in bed because I eat dirtier than a hermit on a date with a supermodel at a fancy restaurant.
Some foods happen to make a person feel good due to chemical releases in the body. For me it happens to be deep fried food such as shrip, chicken, won tons, fish, clams. Also certain ice creams will do it for me. Now Golden Ghrams are the best to make me feel good. I am telling you the truth. If I had a mouth full of Golden Ghrams and got hit by a car I would die a very happy person. Now if we deep fry Golden Ghrams it may be like an orgasim for my mouth. We should also deep fry Subway sandwichs. They would be awsome.
Now some people feel good eating other things. Pizza, chips, pop, burnt liver, lizard rectum are all great examples. Now you have to have a messed up body to like some of that stuff. Cheesies being one of them, how the hell do you feel good from eating those.
Now what about anorxic people, they must like eating certain things that make them feel good throwing up. It could be pasta because that stuff is sick. It also has no bones so it would come up fairly easy. Have you ever noticed how there is no anorxic cavemen. They knew that bones should not go through the hatch twice. Now if it was Golden Ghrams the anorxic people would want to keep them down. They are too good.
Now what about the people who can't find a food that makes them feel good. What they are look ing for may not exist. They may really crave Cheese Whiz in a tube. But your not gonna get it. It is just sick anyway.
I gotta find out soon. Happy Birthday Mr.Gary Supertron

Annoying vs. Not Annoying

Okay I am the most annoying person around. I may not be Figgy or Adam but I am pretty bad. I know, I am Mr. Gary Supertron.
The thing is that I know when not to be annoying. I don't want to be too annoying. I am wanting to get more chances to talk to a person but she is always with her friends. I don't care if people come up to me when I am with my friends but some people do not like that. Then I am having to deal with cultural differences to which make me confused. But things are improving. She does not seem to think that I am messed up now.
Now Figgy on the other hand is an idiot and won't stop.
I also hate when I meet somebody and as soon as I leave them I can not remember what their face looks like. Oh I hate that a lot.

Some People and Random Questions

I have been noticing things. Here are some of them.
- There are a lot of ugly people. There must have been a bad year for good looking babies 18 years ago.
- Some people have so many different cloths that they must be drug dealers. Who else has that much money?
- Some cereals look like they would be in magazines ads next to annoying nature articles.
- If a zebra had two shades of green stripes would it still be a zebra?
- If Iwas fat who would I look like?
- Am I a RETARD from planet Sorcon?
- Perineum by John 5 is amazing!
- Is Hugo actually a human and does he look like Surp?
- Is Planet Sorcon real?
- Why would an 18 year old go out with someone in grade 8 when the 18 year old is done high school? Why wouldn't the eighth graders parents say anything?
- Who is Frankster of the Freaks?
- Why did the dinosaurs die?
- Why am I so attractive?
- fhdjfhsdjfhdsjfhdjfhdjfhdjfdhfdjhjfhjhfdjfhdjhjdfhdjfhjdfhjdfhdjfhd
- How much do you weigh 5 Barney Girl? Hugo? Surp? Castro3/Stevis?

I am not going to say sorry. I like offending people.

Shadows Fall - Enlightened

Thanks Pickle, i needed help, you need to join us soon.

Booger Fights are for Morons

If you want to see some retards in action just watch them have a booger fight. All of the people that you thought were more mature than yourself are actually not.
Need an example, Castro3/Stevis would not even have a booger fight. Thats rather surprising don't you think? I would not have a booger fight and neither would Monk or Frankster or Pickle. Surp would probably agree that booger fights are for morons. I have also realized that it is preps that usually have the fights too. I always thought that girls hung out with them but being around them all the time in a friends situation you realize that they are repulsive to the opposite sex. On an individual level they are fine but in a group you can expect to see the most retarded thing in your life.
Remember that a booger fight means you are an in socible. This is a set back to all you people who think they can be a pimp and a retard at the same time. I am the only person that can pull that off.

P.S. I have the balls you don't have Mr. G. That girl from Kuwait is hot.

Pat goes nuts in Roman Candle Baseball

I know one of these guys. Idiots.

Japanamie: Social Nightmare

Some of the best artists in the world are the Japanese but it is destroyed with the new world enemy to social behavior: anime.
Don't be fooled by some kid telling you that it is cool to like that crap when you are in grade eight even six. They are wrong and I know because I am a lot older than them and have seen what has happened to the people who have stuck with that crap. Heres what will happen. They will have no chance in hell with women or men ( depending on gender). Also they have no chance in hell to be friends with normal people. A dog has more of a chance in becoming cool. Look at Lassie or Rin Tin Tin, they are a lot cooler than any of those geek kids. I remember when I was in grade eight and my friends liked that crap. I told them that when you get to high school in a few months that you will get beat up and harrassed. Their response was " No we won't". Guess what, the two that didn't fail changed some what. They learned a bit. Didn't help them much.
Then there are those people who will not change. That dude that went around with the game boy all of high school never amounted to anything. They amounted to nerd who went with their mothers every trip to the grocery store. I know, I work at one sometimes. Not much cash in blogging. His friends were weird too. They were not great socially thats for sure. Going to the store with your mom when you are 19, 20 years old is not cool unless you have to drive them. Once in a while does not matter but this is not a normal thing. You don't see the football quarter back asking his mom for crackers at the store. NO, he is out working and getting action.
The story lines of these shows are also stupid. They make the people so happy and lame that you want to roast yourself in an oven to keep your mind off the pain of the show.
What do you want to be when you are 22? You want to be independent some what and half respectable. Not a person who gets to say " I like Manga" or " do you like Anime". No you don't.
Just remember that when you start watching this crap you have thrown your life down into the gutters of the Crack City. Pump that Metal. supertronblog@hotmail.com

Also check this out.

Buckethead-We Are One

This is an awsome song but always strange like any Buckethead song.

Figgy and Adam: The Worlds Next Big Annoyance pt 1

Okay, I have talked about Figgy before but I now have realized that a greater evil has come to the world, ADAM. He may not be evil but he is annoying.
Will Figgy and Adam hang out with each other. They are incredibly annoying in their own ways. Figgy is the high pitched voiced weirdo who has to always voice his opinion. The voice is annoying and the things he says are so dumb they are funny.
Adam is just a freak as far as I can tell. A nerd is all he is wearing his gay little digital thing around his neck. The things he says never makes sense and the peolle he hangs around with are weird to. Julia is weird too.
" Will You could drive to Iraq from England" , or " Wikipedia say that..............." are alot of what he says. He has the social knowledge of a camelworm in the year 3000.

I Never Shut Up and Stereotypes

Who will not agree with this one. I can not shut up for a second. I was waiting at a bus stop the other night when this Arabic dude told me in a sort of not serious tone " Shut Up". Will guess what, I thank him. He made me realize that I must be the most annyoing person on the earth next to Figgy and Adam ( I will describe Adam at a later date but who knows where this is going). Thanks man.
I was talking to this girl I like and one of her friends both from Kuwait. Never let people tell you Middle Easterners are all bad, they are not. Remember that I only stereotype groups not so much individuals. I fall under phenomenon call contact hypothesis.
In closing I will say racism is stupid. People are not bad because of culture.

The Adventures of Hugo 10

Hugo was now part of a major team. The Dragon Ball Z crew with Utu and now Hugo would be huge. Hugo knew it was awsome. But nothing was happening. They were just playing videos on You Tube. Pointless videos. Nothing great at all. Hugo wanted adventure. He wanted to feel adrenalene run through his vains.
The phone finally rang and Hugo was pumped. Utu answered the phone. It sounded important but Utu hung up. It was just a telemarketer trying to sell a weight lifting machine. Hugo is like I hate lifting weights, It is for retards who think they are straight but are gay. Utu said that he hates telemarketers. He wants to destroy all products that are sold through telemarketing.
Hugo said I think that is our mission. Lets save the world.

This Weekend

I plan for a new video this weekend. I also plan for The Adventures of Hugo 10. That could be tonight but we will see. It should be interesting to see what happens to Hugo now that he joined that team of superheros.