The Answer Bin for 5 Barney Girl/ Castro3/Stevis Response.

This is coming due to the several comments that have been left on Supertron Random yesterday by 5Barney Girl.

You never really asked to many questions but brought up enough things that need to be corrected.
1. Castro3/Stevis is not sexy, Never will be, Never was and doesn't have a chance at least for now with anyone. I pity the person who would want to make a video of him dancing. It would be a huge laugh but the tape and camera would have to be burnt and the camera man would need an eye transplant. For one thing that picture of his " ONE TRUE LOVE HAD TO BE REMOVED".

2. I will not ever go out with you because that is Internet dating, remember Polly and Tom, you are probably one of them. There is also no chance of it because you are either a15 year old girl or an 80 year old man. Never will you see the day, I do not like kids or old people in that way. SICK!

3. I will not join any orgy with you because that is sick. Castro Stevis in it makes it so scary I would jump off the bridge if I didn't think the way I do. Also I know that it was not his idea. I never want to see any of you naked and especially not Castro Stevis. That is the TRUTH.

4. You and Castro Stevis were never going out, You only imagined it. I don't know what he thinks of the entire thing but I know the bottom line. There was nothing between you both. Castro Stevis is not going out with anyone, he has no chance with anyone around him. If you ever see him you will know.

5. I am Mr.Supertron on the Vai forums. Thanks for noticing. I post on there every so often. They help a lot. Who are you one there anyway?

Castro3/Stevis Response: Why the hell did you send me that e-mail? WE WERE ALL OFFENDED. You had everything going ass backwards from the start. People that say the have no possible way to go with you and change their mind are SUPPOSE TO CALL THEM BACK, NOT US CALL YOU TO SEE IF YOU ARE STILL NOT GOING. Don't you think that was a little stupid? You made Pickle look like the bad one there. I know it was not him. IT WAS ALL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Smarten up.

You can get in an anger fit if you wish at me but you brought this on. It is not us, it is you. THINK ABOUT IT.

Borat response

Borat is the funniest foreigner I have ever seen. The movie comes out soon as aa far as I know.

Unearth - Zombie Autopilot

I tried for so long. Now finally. Like the mass email everyone?

Damn Decisions

You know when you want someone but you don't know if you want to ask the individual. Will I am having that problem but I have decided. I am just going for it, this time I got nothing to lose.
If anything I have got it made. Won't have to see her if I get shot down. Awsome.

Hope to see the Trailer Park Boys movie soon. Never do dates at fast food restaurants. Screw up. Mc Screw Up perhaps. Think outside to movie theatre seat.

Supertron Random Notice

This notice is coming from something I caused. In the post " The Red River Retard" I had mentioned the pretending to have a seizure. Well that I should not have done. Having offended Pickle, I will say sorry about the text. I did not remember what past events had happened. Mind you I have already said sorry to him I figured a notice should be posted. I will not joke about seizures on here again on Supertron Random.

Lets also bring up another point. I only am apologizing to Pickle because me and him are friends. None of that means that I am gonna stop being offensive. I know I have offended people before and I know I will again. There will be no end to the offensiveness of this blog, especially from our good frind Monk Coppola. He always out does me. I will also not apologize for every little comment somebody leaves saying I hurt there feeling. This was the exception.

Mr.Gary Supertron

The Red River Retard

Here is a list of retarded things you can do to make everyone think you travel the short yellow every where. After even one of these tasks will condemn you from picking up chicks in your home town for the next century.
- Get a balloon and blow it up. Keep spitting in it so that when it is inflated and held to light, you can see the spit. Blow it around at the neighbors. You will never be normal again.

- Fill your mouth with water and spit it out and spin while you do. This one has been done by me in front of the neighbors, new ones at that.

- Yell stupid things loudly in a public setting.
- Wear sweat pants and pull them up high and keep them there with suspenders. Dork

- Turn into a gueedo, try and grow your hair so it is slanted in the back. If you know who the Gueedo is , you'll know.

- Go into a local store and start talking like a retard asking if you could recieve help in the washroom. Specify that you are unable to reach around to wipe down.
- Start laughing histarically at nothing and start spinning around on the ground and pretend to have a seizer. Have fun with the only sympathy you will ever get from a girl.
- Go into a restaurant and do not eat with utensils, eat like a dog.
- Get a pair of briefs and wear them on the outside of your pants. Also get a cape. Go to a mall and sit in the food court with the hottest girls you can find. Try picking one of them up just for the fun of it.

- Squel while you are in a stall in a public washroom. Breath heavily and then walk out and with out washing your hands, introduce yourself to someone.

Knock yourself out with this one, just remember, once any of these are done, you can't reverse the side effects.

The one i truly love

ok , heres the real deal, the chick on the right, with the red shirt on, is the one that i actually love, and i know her and see her every week of the year. I dont know when, but i will ask her out. So whoever you are 5 barneygirl, i dont care about you, go away, we dont like you!!!!!

P.S. I LOVE RACHAEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nevermore Next In Line

This is a cool video for you Pickle

The Internet Dating Nightmare

As the main person here on Supertron Random, I keep up with the comments and read every one that is posted here. Will some of the comments from the last while have prompted this rant about internet dating.
The internet is full of lies. You can't believe that I am Gary, it's not my real name. I'll admit it but you won't get my real name. Will that is about the same in a real internet relationship. It's all a lie. Here is a few profile examples.
Tom- Age 27, physically fit male, attractive, enjoys long walks on the beach, dancing, plays tennis, golf, rugby. I own a Dodge Charger.

Karen- Age 21, busty, blond, attractive, blond, humerous, enjoys fancy dates, wearing lingerie, guys with sports cars.

The truth profile for our subjects.

Tom- age 46, smoker, overweight, enjoys elevators and escalators, has acne, criminal record, burger flipper, owns an eight time owned Chevette, repulsive to most girls, might be gay.

Polly- age 37, extremely obeise, short hair, bitchy and opinionated, complainer, enjoys a diet completly of fast food, buys bed sheets for clothing, huge tits ( too huge to be attractive), works at a corner store, widened doorways, can't drive well, stupid, can't cook, can't clean, can't shut up, drives a mini van for body space, don't need a bra because my gut holds up my tits.

This is the problem for you people who do not have the gonads to talk to the opposite sex in person. You can forget knowing what they look like or act like. You are screwed, people always say it is true love but they are usually blinded by the wall of fat their new partner has on them.
The one thing you know is that the person you are going to meet after the online discussions is going to be unattractive. In my mind I know that they have to have something that attracts you to speak to them. You don't talk to ugly people trying to pick them up do you?
This all boils down to different strokes for different folks, so if you like the Polly's and Tom's out there, The Internet dating Nightmare might be for you. AllI know is that the 15 year old girl you like really may be the 80 year old man trying to get you in his grasp.
Take er sleezp G.

White & Nerdy

The only Rap that will probably end up on Supertron Random.

You Know Want It

That statment above is a true one. You know you want it. Me, Mr. Gary Supertron, The head Huncho of Supertron Random knows how you like it. Whether it comes to burgers, pickles, music or me. I am perfect for you.
What did you think? That is not a pick up line. I'd be shot down like a Sewage Plane flying over a hot pot of acid. Or like a bird flying over a hunters decoys. But I am perfect for you, you just have not realized it yet.
Okay, I promise a video for this weekend, possibly tonight. I know that I didn't post one for almost two weeks. It could be anything. I hope for a good rant this weekend too. I have not even figured out what this even is or if it is about anyone.

Good move Castro3/ Stevis! Not like she cost you any money. Not like you ever saw her. Not like you got any STD's from her. My next rant will be on Internet dating.

Through The Fire and Flames Guitar Tab

The next issue of Guitar World that is coming out will have a Dragonforce video lesson and complete tabliture for Through The Fire and Flames. It comes out on October 24.
I have been trying to figure out as much as I can of the song before it comes out. But it is a real pain trying to figure out the verses of the song. The bridge ( which is not in the music video) is not to bad. I even play some of it over top of the board. Just watch the music video to see what I am talking about.
To watch "Through The Fire and Flames" music video click here.
http://supertronrandom.blogspot.com/2006/07/dragonforce-through-fire-and-flames.html
To watch a preview of the Guitar World CD- Rom go to their site. Its on the main page.
www.guitarworld.com

To watch there latest video " Operation Ground and Pound". It will not be appearing on Supertron Random
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRPqJYRPA18

Prime Time Deliverance

It's been awhile since I've posted on here. I'll come up with some good shit later, but for now, read these lyrics. This is one of my favorite songs because of it's lyrics. I'm busy on a top secret project. Maybe I'll tell you about it later. But probably not. Thank you for flying clusterfuck airlines.

MATTHEW GOOD BAND

"Prime Time Deliverance"

The red red lips
Of some secret solution
The Central Intelligence Agency
Has a file that's a mile longer than peace
She's naked on the phone
Watching them back
No eyes just their stupid grins
They long to be liberal mannequins
And in their tiny room
They eat Chinese food
And they don't call their wives
Cause the girl in the window is
Pressing her breasts
Up against the window pane
The guy they're after
On the floor below her
Is cutting cocaine
Higher than the building

A one way trip
Who ever thought she'd miss
The ins and outs of oxygen
The darkest side of the biggest God damn ride
You've ever been on
Her mother loves that show
Even though she never gets the answers right
It's easier to play along
Sometimes more than being wrong
They found her in her room
Wearing a pink bunny suit
In sour cherry lipstick
Hanging from the closet door
Her eyes were wide maybe to despise
Maybe just to look into your head light
Morning glow

And this is it, well this is it
Prime time deliverance

This Man likes his Mustard

Ever notice how some people like the weirdest things.
Like some kids like holding their crap in because they think it feels good. Other people eat chalk. I watched Monk Coppola once eat chalk. I think he snorted it to but if he did, it didn't work.
The point is that eating toothpaste is also not cool. It is okay in doses but a bunch of it is just sick.
I wonder what people see in sniffing glue, licking the wall, eating pasta? Its all sick especially the pasta. I hate pasta, its sick. KD is not my thing since it is like eating plastic. I actually saw them strips of cheese go hard in my fridge. They felt like plastic. SICK, thats why I don't eat them.
People are causing what I have predicted before. The Clothing Depression. It is going to happen with the amount of fat slobs I have been seeing. I will see many tonight. I am very unlucky. I am not attracted to fat people. They cause the clothing depression.
This was the most unorganized thing I have ever wrote. The pic is from Mental Ernies website.

Faster Than The Speed Of Nothing

Thats right, you are a slow, retard with the face of a crack addict, the ass of a hobo and have the sexual attractivness of a dead hippo. Friggin weirdos, that really make you want to just spaz or laugh so hard that you when your pants are covered in urine you will pass out in a fit of insanity.
Will I guess that describes a few people that I have met and heard of recently. How does a person that is huge have the annoying high voice of that sounds as if it was the mix of a mouse, Ronald McDonald, Geddy Lee, and the whine of Chihuahua, and a person addicted to eating Puffed wheat? How does a person that looks like a a hippie wanna be get with someone? How does a person blow their nose with both hands while driving 50 not hit the bus I was on?
I am not sure of the answer but I can rant of what I think. That guy with the voice has one sick smile and hard to listen too. Kinda like this girl that works at the Subway where I live. She is just a lot better to look at then what we will call " Fat Igloo Boy" or FIGGY. He just eats so much and hangs out with a girl that who never shuts up, reminds me of some person named Sarah. She thinks she knows everything. Stupid Bitch just never shuts up. I hate it when I hear her being the only person in a conversation. She is not hot either so don't think anyone is gonna put up with her to stare at her. The hippie wanna be's ( there is a few) are just weird ( like I am weird but not that weird). How do they get with people? They aint fat but thats just because some of them are street bums and the others eat from health food stores that sell crickets and centipedes for a meal. No fat on them things unless they are from one of the worlds many fast food slum courts.
Faster than the speed of nothing, the world sits there and sucks up all of the sanity and leaves behind only garbage for crows to eat and Hugo when he is a street bum. I can tell you right now that if I was any of the weirdos described here I could be a real classy pimp ( When I get that cane and coat and car, I am gonna be a ghetto legend). Them two ladies that are gonna be in my arms are gonna be like " whoha, that Gary Garrison is my hero". I will be as cool as Captain Crunch.
Until I get that coat or become a hippie, I guess I'll have to live my life. Time to fall down the stairs for fun.

P.S. : a shout out to the following people. Clint, Deanna, Amanda, Tyler, Castro Stevis, Pickle, Frankster of the Freaks, Kayla, Courtney. I bet you all that you think I'm a mental case now.
Check out When Good Dogs Do Bad things by The Dillinger Escape Plan when your bored.

Check This Out

http://www.vai.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=19756 It is kinda amusing. Don't have much time. See ya Thursday.

In Flames Come Clarity

I know that this is just being lazy because this is the third video in a row. Good suggestion Pickle. This song is awsome.

Free Will (Live)

Geddy sounds if he has lost all his high end. This is from the Sars concert in Toronto Canada which aired on CBC television.
I am pretty sure you can handle a second video this weekend.

Faith No More - Epic

This weekends video. Its weird but cool.

The Answer Bin

This is a question from Surp " Rice" Van Wanken
in the form of his Hugo image.

Answer: The answer is that it is the truth to the person who believes what you say and not the truth to you. It comes from the basic principle " What they don't know won't hurt them".
But in the end if it did not happen and you told someone that it did than it is a lie even if they believe you. It may sound as if I had changed my answer but I am telling you the truth. I won't stab you in the back like magic barf did to Hugo.
If you do like lies though check out the video I had put up on here a few weeks ago called "Lie" by Dream Theater.
I also must say that this is one of the most elabborite ways to ask a question yet. Thanks.

Rice Van Wanken on Hugo

Hugo and the gang had won the battle.-...-Will you join us?-...Hugo said: "Alright".

That is basically what happened. I thought it was more like the pile of magic barf when I saw it. Thanks again Rice or Surp. What am I suppose to call you anyway.

The Art of Sex and Idiots

I was over hearing someone talk today about someone they met. I know what your thinking, this is just another story from that usless Gary again. No this is one of those things I don't know where it will lead to because I don't plan anything, not even The Adventures of Hugo.
First thing these people were saying how they met this guy and openly tells them that he has two STD's. Thats just bright now, ruin all of your chances with a hot girl that you may have had half a chance with. I think that this guy likes bragging about having STD's like they are battle scars from being in the wild.
The second is something Monk overheard. I should let him tell you but he probably won't. He told me about a girl that was about 24. She was telling someone about how she told her boyfriend that if he didn't want to have a child with him right then that she would dump him. My question is WHY? Is she nuts? She must be like the letter S off of Wonder Showzen; Nuts, Nucking Futs ( That was on purpose). Just because you love a person doesn't mean you have kids with them.
All as I got to say is now that I have some choice in front of my face, I better get someone that is not resembling the mind set of someone that is on crack. I don't know who it will be but I will know soon. I guess I'll see how the four day weekend goes.

Pavement?

Well its been a while since I posted on here so I guess this is it, recently I was informed that my road is getting paved, and I flipped!!!!!!!! That is awesome, I cant wait till its done so I can go dick around on it, and right now a backhoe is doin some work outside my house and im really excited!!!

p.s. if rach or bailey or Kristin read this, I love u all!!!! And I will see u tomorrow

Ask Gary a Question

No one has asked me anything in a long time so I am bored. I could ask myself questions but that would suck. I got a question for Castro3/Stevis. What cereal is better: Captain Crunch or Golden Grahams? I thing both are the own the selves at the grocery store.
I also wonder where Frankster is? He hasn't posted on here since August. We need more from that guy. I can understand Monk but not Frankster.
A big shout out to General Mills, Golden Grahams Rule.

Don't Scream At Me

Thursday night, I promise you will get more stuff but you did get Hugo so Shut up. I just wrote a full post and I lost all of it. Sorry and Up Yours Computer.