The Internet Dating Nightmare

As the main person here on Supertron Random, I keep up with the comments and read every one that is posted here. Will some of the comments from the last while have prompted this rant about internet dating.
The internet is full of lies. You can't believe that I am Gary, it's not my real name. I'll admit it but you won't get my real name. Will that is about the same in a real internet relationship. It's all a lie. Here is a few profile examples.
Tom- Age 27, physically fit male, attractive, enjoys long walks on the beach, dancing, plays tennis, golf, rugby. I own a Dodge Charger.

Karen- Age 21, busty, blond, attractive, blond, humerous, enjoys fancy dates, wearing lingerie, guys with sports cars.

The truth profile for our subjects.

Tom- age 46, smoker, overweight, enjoys elevators and escalators, has acne, criminal record, burger flipper, owns an eight time owned Chevette, repulsive to most girls, might be gay.

Polly- age 37, extremely obeise, short hair, bitchy and opinionated, complainer, enjoys a diet completly of fast food, buys bed sheets for clothing, huge tits ( too huge to be attractive), works at a corner store, widened doorways, can't drive well, stupid, can't cook, can't clean, can't shut up, drives a mini van for body space, don't need a bra because my gut holds up my tits.

This is the problem for you people who do not have the gonads to talk to the opposite sex in person. You can forget knowing what they look like or act like. You are screwed, people always say it is true love but they are usually blinded by the wall of fat their new partner has on them.
The one thing you know is that the person you are going to meet after the online discussions is going to be unattractive. In my mind I know that they have to have something that attracts you to speak to them. You don't talk to ugly people trying to pick them up do you?
This all boils down to different strokes for different folks, so if you like the Polly's and Tom's out there, The Internet dating Nightmare might be for you. AllI know is that the 15 year old girl you like really may be the 80 year old man trying to get you in his grasp.
Take er sleezp G.