The Adventures of Hugo

One day Hugo was bored so he went to the local farmers market and bought a pound of lemons. Ohh they're so sweet he thought so he decided to throw them at cars on the highway. It was so fun. He hit a man in the face that was driving a convertable. The man crashed his car into a cop car. He got arrested. It was great.
Hugo than went home to get his switch blade to play ninjas with his friends, Carl and the family dog. Carl ended up going to the hospital because Hugo cut his leg. The dog drove Hugo to the hospital to visit Carl. Hugo didn't like Carl so he went to the medicene closet in the hospital and hooked himself up to some valium. Hugo was wasted and came on to the nurse. Sucks to be Hugo because he got arrested for what he did and the dog wasn't paying his bail. Hugo was thrown into the same cell as the man in the convertable. Turns out the man remembered him.
But how did he remember him? Well the man was bionical and could see in all directions. He was also half human and wasn't what Hugo would in sexual preference. Hugo escaped from the cell before the bionical did horrible sexual deeds.
To find out more about Hugo and his adventures come back and read more of the new Hugo series on supertronrandom.blogspot.com

WTF

I have nothing to write about so I am writing a WTF
- Skydiving is for people who succeed, if you fail at things its not for you.
- The garbage man likes yer mom
- The movie Eight Below is not a very good movie. Its fake as hell.
- fdsfgdsfgdhsfg
- I hope the guy that steals copper from the power lines gets a taste of what he is playing with.
- Air guitar players have no talent, they're just losers that want to play guitar but can't because they're dumb.
- John Lennon is awsome.
- Steve Vai better come to my area( Steve if you are reading this go on the forums and figure it out, PLEASE.
- G3 should go to Montreal of Moncton because I wanna go there for a reason.
- Cherry Tomatos are addictive, maybe they are tomaco.
- supertronblog@hotmail.com

TV = Insanity

Okay, one word of advice. If your like me, you didn't even go to bed last night. Well I am feeling it now and running off of a two hour nap doesn't feel like I slept at all. But is that the problem?
No that is not the problem. Going home and watching tv was. I start out watching The Proffessional and I am wondering what the hell is going in it. Then on the other channel is Rolly Polly Olie ( I don't care how its spelled). It all just drives you out to lunch. It makes you wonder why it sucks so bad.
A movie not to watch is Clambake. Its an Elvis movie that I know he hated himself. I can't even explain how lame it actually is, you'd have to see it. Just for a quick note: Elvis is a cool dude with some very good songs but this movie is terrible.
If you are watching TV while you are tired and start seeing things like in the picture, go sleep. If that doesn't fix it, put on a pair of gloves, carry the TV outside, burn it and the gloves and the clothes you are wearing. They well be poisoned with insanity of your mind and the local hobo may have used your tv for unmentionable things. supertronblog@hotmail.com

P.S. Katie Send an email to me giving it too me in the comment box please. Than I'll ad it too the contact list on my other email. Thanks

Need For Madness: Awsome Online Game

I have wasted a lot of time on this game but the reason is that it is so cool. You can find a link to it on coffeebreakarcade.com but I think its from radicalplay.com. It is a racing game but you either have too finish first or destroy all of the other cars( or at least be the last car alive). Go play it. Coffee Break Arcade is on my list of links. Try it Out.

What is Wrong With People

I just get home from work and I am wondering what is wrong with people. Just today, it is crashing down rain. Don't you think that it would keep people at home? Well it doesn't. It attracts them to go buy things at the stores in the area. It just starts crashing down and all of the idiots come out. To bad the garbage man didn't take them away like he was suppose too ( see post called The Garbage Man was Late Taking Away The Idiots). Also, when it starts raining, all of the people all of a sudden can't do anything themselves. Also that whale that I have to work with also can't do anything herself. Stupid People in this world isn't there?

P.S. Monk Coppola , I saw your comment. You waste time, post something soon you idiot. Same to you Frankster.

A List of Usless Inventions

Okay this is just off the top of my head but here is a list of usless inventions for you to read.
- Toaster with calculator
- Stapler with a usb powered light.
- Binder with multi tool attachment.
- Wheelie chair without wheels
- Remote controled lamp with wheels
- T.V with screen saver of a picture of a T.V
- Kettle with a radio
- Gas powered can opener( That would be pretty cool)
- T.V remote with wire connection to the television.
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Reader Profile: Katie Mac

Name: Katie Mac
Hometown: The One Mr.Supertron lives in
Interests : Hockey, yearbooks, Volkswagon,
Proms, cool guys, toasters.
Dream Dates: Frankster, Monk, Mr. Gary Supertron, Johnny Depp.
Bus #: 47 ( It Rules)
Occupation: Library Book Girl
Maritial Status: Unknown but we can find out.
Favorite Book: Charlie and the Cheese Fudge Factory.

Katie Mac isn't what you'd expect. The crude picture doesn't even look like her. She looks much better in real. Working on the yearbook at her school keeps her looking great and busy. She knows what bastardly students don't deserve to be in the book. You could say that it makes her some sort of hero. Its up to you to decide.
Her part time job at the library is great. She sorts through books like a seasoned professional. No matter what, those books will be back on the shelf in the correct spot. She must be close to getting her bosses job.
Then there the other aspect to her job. Herding the children. This is a stressful job especially when the parents drop them off and leave. She puts on her knife proof vest and heads right to the front line. Some of the kids co-operate out of fear or bribery. Others are not so nice. They throw books at her and computer mouse balls at her boss. But never fear, Katie is there to protect you from the youngsters who well one day take her job or go to prison. She faithfully keeps them from spitting on the floor or surfing the web for porno.
Always remember, that if you at the library and the kids gang up on you, Katie well throw them in the kiddie cells. The world thanks you for your heroic deeds in the community. Supertron Random presents you with an award. Supertron Award of Bravery due to your battles with children at the library.

Editor, The pic is crude but so are the others, see ya at your Graduation,

Not Much Time Today

I really have nothing to to write about or any time so I'll just say that I hope your week is going faster than this one is. I'll put on a few pictures for you to be amused by. If you got the mass e-mail I sent out this may be a re run to you but most of you bloggers would have never seen them. Whose uglier, Osama or the guy your mother always wanted you to date above him. Control Your children

The Answer Bin

Question: What do you believe in as far as religion goes? Ru Catholic? Christian? Other? - Amy Is A Duck

Answer: Me, Mr. Supertron is a an Anglican but I don't really go to church much. Not something to proud of but its true. The minister is kinda stuck up and weird anyway so I guess thats my excuse. I don't like forcing what I think about things onto others like Jehovas so I don't talk about religion much if ever. I am not exactly the best person in the world but I certainly am not the worst.

Editor Note. If you would like to ask Gary a Question, ask a question in the comment box. It will be answered as soon as possible. Just make sure that the post you put it on says posted by Gary. Thank You

Any New Member

I Mr.Supertron would like to welcome Frankster to the world of Supertron Random. Go and read his stuff as soon as he signs himself in. Go Frankster

What Monk Said

Monk says be careful what you wish for. It is so true. For the rest of you to know, it really sucks when things don't work for you.
For the rest of you,I will give you a wtf
- Dairy Queen Ice Cream Rocks
- I know Somethings gonna go good soon, I just don't know with who or what.
- Listen to Steve Vai, Rush, Yes, The Beatles, Ozzy, John 5, Joe Satriani, Coheed and Cambria.
- This computer is slow.
- Dean Sucks
- April Wine rules.
- Spiderman may not be as cool as you once thought.
- Iron Man is the best
-Monkeys are better than us.
- Nerds and pop rocks are the coolest candy ever
- Frankster says that white chocolate is better and the last comments were his too.
- Wiggers suck big time especially when the are keeping you from getting who you want and if it wasn't for them you would have made it. DAMN
- Don't Drink and Drive.
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Gary is a fucking IDIOT!

I apologize to all the people who are pissed about Gary spamming their blogs. I do not condone this activity, nor incourage it. Please refer to Gary as mongo from now on, for being such a fucking mong. His drawings suck balls, don't they?

Another thing, be careful what you wish for, because it may come true and you may be wanting to shoot yourself in the face with a 12 guage

Here's some thoughts...

-I'm tired. I should go to bed, but I wont
-Bromwell High rocks
-Dale Earnhardt Jr. and I have a lot in common
-Matthew Good is an asshole
-The pink pills are for your sanity
-Jambi!
-Proms are fucking stupid
-Dick Tracy is probably a dick
-I hate Electronic Arts
-Tits are quite possibly the greatest fucking thing ever
-Motherfucker is a better word than shit
-Shit is a better word than poop
-Hahahaha, I typed poop.

Take 'er sleazy, and listen to Rush

Your Eternal Master,
Monk

The Friggin Cat Food From Hell( Or The People Food That Ain't As Good As This)

Okay, if you read the title of this you are wondering what the hell is wrong with me but there isn't anything wrong with me( You can Argue that). It something wrong with the food processing world. Read on and I'll tell you about it.
I was going through the flyer for a grocery chain called Sobeys when I saw a picture of a cat food bag similar the one on the right. It ain't Sobeys fault for this, it is Purina's. Purina is making their cat food with real Carnation Milk. Real Carnation Milk. Is there something wrong with this? Yes there is. Why does a friggin cat get real brand name ingrediants in food while someone that is a person that is actually deserving of this brand name having to eat generic brands with their meal?
Another thing that is annoying me is that friggin picture of the cat on the package. Assuming that the cat is real, it drives me for a loop that it gets real Carnation Milk with its meal and someone that is human doesn't. The only thing I would place that friggin cat ahead of is someone who killed people violently or someone who does that friggin child porn thing. Other than them, that cat is a worthless piece of crap that should be used as coyote bait. The look on it face makes me want to steal a car just to run it over. I hate this cat so much I want to barf. Looking at it is worse than getting rejecting by a girl you really want to go out with and you know she would go with you if she wasn't with some Wigger that is as dumb as the cat in the picture( It really happened and maybe I would rather look at the friggin cat instead but if you know me you just might know what I am talking about) supertronblog@hotmail.com

The Writings on Other Peoples Blogs

Well over the last few weeks I have found some great news. Someone actually went on my blog read a part of it or
saw my comment and ranted about me. Will if they think that they aree hurting me they are not. For them I say Thank You. You told someone else about mine and Monk's blog and thats what I want. Will people like Livie and Tallistar have gotten sick of me but I don't stop there. For you people who don't like me leaving the ad for this on your blog, rant about here and on yours.
I hope you like the picture I put in. I have to live up to the name Supertron Random so this interchange pic will sure as hell do the job. The reader profiles are coming soon.

A Day At The Thrift Store is a NO NO on the Blogger

People are getting sick of I Gary Garrison posting my blog name on their site just to make them go on mine. A person named Amy W. is slightly ticked with it. I think that she should go sit on a rock or something ( The lame joke is a mock of something Amy said). While others just don't care, some people just put up a fuss over nothing. Oh No it's the spam man or oh I can't possibly be seen with that on my blog. Well tough and I you see supertronrandom.blogspot.com in your comment box, you are not alone. Just leave a comment on my blog or send an email to supertronblog@hotmail.com Anything goes on here so start sending the hate mail and Amy hope you don't mind but I like leaving pointless comments on peoples blogs like yours. Ha aha aha.

Wait a minute

Who the hell started calling me Brian. My name is Gary, My brother is Brian. Read the damn who posted at what time at the end of the posts. DUH. Also the Apes are Coming: RYAN.

Upcoming Supertron Random Events

For those that read this blog often, you know that this is updated a lot. Well the next few weeks, Supertron Random will not be updated as much as usual. Things will be coming up that well delay the updates. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Also there will be a profile coming up of Katie Mac who is dying to be written about. It should be interesting to read because I know nothing about her except that she sorts books at a library. If you want your profile on Supertron Random, leave your name in the comment box and state that you want a profile of yourself. If you want a picture say so. If I don't know what you look like, I may have you looking like an Alien or Usama Bin Ladin. I wish he would send something to me so I could Profile him. Hell, why don't I do it anyway. Usama Bin Ladin, if you do log on to here, leave a comment.
Also, Supertron Random will be sponsering Luke Ross on his adventures. Keep cleaning out them washrooms. supertronblog@hotmail.com

Reader Profile:Luke Ross

Name: Luke Ross
Occupation: Ipod Listener
Maritial Status: Taken By Jill
Interests: Hockey, carts, jill, freckles, monkeys,
peeing.
Food or Ipod?: Ipod
Dream Date: An Irving Cashier or Jessica Simpson
Favorite Music: Nobody knows but it probably isn't worth a look but maybe it is.
Legs or Breasts: Korn
Favorite tooth brush: Doesn't know, he won't admit to using one.

Luke Ross is an interesting guy. He listens to his Ipod for fun and pushes carts to buy more Ipods. He wants to sell drugs for a living. No, not street drugs, prescription drugs at the local pharmacy you idiot sick minded freak. Luke would love to call you that but he can't hear you because of the Ipod.

Luke lives in the unknown community with Bob ( see below). They always play checkers. They don't have the same Mp3 players though so to settle diagrements they play checkers instead of duking it out.

One of Luke's hobbies is cleaning public washrooms. He always makes sure that it will be clean for the little old ladies who want to empty their inards. Also when they are done doing this, Luke rushs in and blows out the smell with his incredably huge lungs so the next person to ride the the seat smells air as fresh as daisys. The ladies love him, and Luke is expected to get married to one of his dream dates or an old woman ( the smell may have got to his brain)

Sooner or later you will see Luke on one of his daily voyages to the washroom or to the Ipod dealer. Hail Luke Ross as your potty time hero. Supertron Random will sponser you.

Warning: All of the above may be a lie except for the name.

P.S. If you want your profile made go on supertronblog@hotmail.com or say so in the comment box. Aloha

Reader Profile: Robby Lewis

Name: Robby Lewis

Birthdate: N/a

Occupation: Something others admire but at the moment it is unknown

Martial Statis: Assumed taken but could be single

Interests: Hockey, Supertron Random, Techno, Ketchup, Pig Brains.

Favorite Superhero: Mr.Supertron aka Gary or Buckethead

Dream Dates: Marge Simpson and Carmen Electra

Robby ( Bob) Lewis is a resident of an unknown community that only people that know him know where he lives. He is great at Dissecting Pigs. He is smart and loves MSN Messenger and if he is on your contact list you will realize that he is always online.

Bob is somewhat a Pimp. the ladies love him and are always offering him a date and other things. He invites that ladies and his friends to his backyard to play checkers which he is an absolute pro player.

One of Bob's signature traits are his broken glasses. They have been broken for months yet he won't take them to the eye doctor to get them fixed. Eventually he will but now he is going to have fun playing checkers and flying around town with his hanglider. He love ketchup packets and is usually eating fries with ketchup on his flights out to yonder.

To this day, Bob is saving people from overflowing toilets and the evil Chippy Peanut butter squiral. Once Bob even saved an old womans cat from a tree so he didn't have to call the great fire department. One day when you are in trouble, Bob will save you when the fire department can't save you or your cat from the tree when Mr. Supertron or Monk Coppola are busy with the ladies. Go Bob and if you want your Profile put on Supertron Random, send an Email to supertronblog@hotmail.com

P.S. I hope you like it Bob. Leave a comment.

Just Being Annoying

To the UK girl that I keep commenting with "spam" on that blog. I have never read the name. Just so you know I won so I will not stop. Sppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.

The Apes Are Coming to Make You Ask A QUESTION

For all that know me, I have been saying the apes are coming and are going to get them. Will here is what they look like. You can ask me anything about anything in the comment box. Just Remember: The Apes Are Coming. Also that library blog sucks.

The Library Offers Bordem For All

I was just on a blog whose name is not worth mentioning about library programing. Libraries are so boring and the programs suck. I hope that they read this to realize that their blog sucks so bad that I would rather lick the ground an old man and his dog urinated on. It sucks that bad. Makes me happy that some people actually like this blog. It is so awsome that it make that above blog look like it should be executed in blog court or go to internet prison. supertronblog@hotmail.com

Here With Monk Coppola

Hanging out with the Monk for something to do. He says listen to Rush but I already did today.
He says that he wants to get frisky with the chicks behind him. I agree!!!!!!! This is a risky type job because of the fact that they are 4 feet away from us.

The Answer Bin

Q: Where did you come up with the name Supertron Random?- 5Barney Girl

A: I started calling myself Mr.Supertron to be dumb and different. It had a cool ring to so I used it. When I was really tied up with doing work, I thought I should make a Blog for something to do on the internet. I knew it would be something along the lines Supertron something. I wanted this to be so random it would give people with low tolerance to people like me a heart attack. So Supertron Random is now the blog name. I should have set the account up to post things saying posted by Mr.Supertron but instead I used Gary Garrison, my fake name. It is not my real name. My real name is not used very often on the net and never on this blog.
Gary aka Mr.supertron

The Cars Movies.

This Movie is one I don't plan on viewing because you know it is retarded. It will be guarenteed to have the same lame jokes as all of the other lame Disney movies from the last several years have. You know that they will sing crappy songs and do lamer things than you could ever imagine. Plus it looks gay too.

People that have seen these lame kind of movies before will not watch this because it looks so gay. Like the Movie Must Love Dogs this is bound to be predictable and boring. Save yourself the time and money, DON'T WATCH THIS, YOU ALREADY KNOW IT SUCKS.

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WTF

-The world is falling down
-fhdjfdhjkfhsdjkf
-The guy next to me is crazy
- Rusty Cooley is some sort of cyborg with no real life but he is so cool.
-Marks Work Warehouse is annoying
-Racer X
- You suck
-Drink ipecac
- Chippy says Gary is a friggin moron.
- Ice Cream Cake is kick ass
- I hate Irving Blue Canoe
- wtf
-this is the worlds best blog
- Roll the Bones is awsome.

The Worthless Stain Resistant Shirt

Marks Work Warehouse is selling the absolutly worthless stain resistant shirt. Why is it worthless. You can't wash it normally because if it repells water from a bottle it will also repell water from a washing machine.
The display at the store has the shirt on a manican. Below it is a spray jug of water. Water that is clear doesn't stain clothes. They say they had a deminstration of the shirt last weekend. The hot cashier told me that the worst thing they tried on the shirt was coffee. That is so lame. There are a lot worse things than coffee on a shirt. The cashier definitely was sick of me talking about how to destroy the shirt( If you read this blog, I am sure you'll understand why).
I want people to prove this thing worthless. It is really lame. It won't repell smell so I am sure if you barf on it, the shirt will stink so bad that its cleanliness won't mean a thing. Maybe it won't it won't repell the barf stains.
Drink epicac and barf on the demo shirt in the store and prove the shirt worthless. IT IS YOUR DESTINY. supertronblog@hotmail.com Also ask me a question in the comment box.