Reader Profile:Luke Ross

Name: Luke Ross
Occupation: Ipod Listener
Maritial Status: Taken By Jill
Interests: Hockey, carts, jill, freckles, monkeys,
peeing.
Food or Ipod?: Ipod
Dream Date: An Irving Cashier or Jessica Simpson
Favorite Music: Nobody knows but it probably isn't worth a look but maybe it is.
Legs or Breasts: Korn
Favorite tooth brush: Doesn't know, he won't admit to using one.

Luke Ross is an interesting guy. He listens to his Ipod for fun and pushes carts to buy more Ipods. He wants to sell drugs for a living. No, not street drugs, prescription drugs at the local pharmacy you idiot sick minded freak. Luke would love to call you that but he can't hear you because of the Ipod.

Luke lives in the unknown community with Bob ( see below). They always play checkers. They don't have the same Mp3 players though so to settle diagrements they play checkers instead of duking it out.

One of Luke's hobbies is cleaning public washrooms. He always makes sure that it will be clean for the little old ladies who want to empty their inards. Also when they are done doing this, Luke rushs in and blows out the smell with his incredably huge lungs so the next person to ride the the seat smells air as fresh as daisys. The ladies love him, and Luke is expected to get married to one of his dream dates or an old woman ( the smell may have got to his brain)

Sooner or later you will see Luke on one of his daily voyages to the washroom or to the Ipod dealer. Hail Luke Ross as your potty time hero. Supertron Random will sponser you.

Warning: All of the above may be a lie except for the name.

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