The Worthless Stain Resistant Shirt

Marks Work Warehouse is selling the absolutly worthless stain resistant shirt. Why is it worthless. You can't wash it normally because if it repells water from a bottle it will also repell water from a washing machine.
The display at the store has the shirt on a manican. Below it is a spray jug of water. Water that is clear doesn't stain clothes. They say they had a deminstration of the shirt last weekend. The hot cashier told me that the worst thing they tried on the shirt was coffee. That is so lame. There are a lot worse things than coffee on a shirt. The cashier definitely was sick of me talking about how to destroy the shirt( If you read this blog, I am sure you'll understand why).
I want people to prove this thing worthless. It is really lame. It won't repell smell so I am sure if you barf on it, the shirt will stink so bad that its cleanliness won't mean a thing. Maybe it won't it won't repell the barf stains.
Drink epicac and barf on the demo shirt in the store and prove the shirt worthless. IT IS YOUR DESTINY. supertronblog@hotmail.com Also ask me a question in the comment box.