The July Breakdown

July was a good month that went too fast but still a lot of stupid people are trying to take over. Look at the Israli's attacking lebonon or the soaring gas prices. The stupid drivers and the stupid movies that are coming out. Little Man looks like the stupidist bunch of crap I have ever seen. Hell, it's not as bad as another movie I saw advertised. If I say anything about it will just promote you to look it up.
The final say about July is that is just the start of a really lame future. Music is not going anywhere and neither is anything else. At leat July was fun?

The Adventures of Hugo 6

Hugo woke up the next day with different clothes on. What had just happened. Then he realized that he wasn't in his new house. He was in a weird lit up room. Hugo got up and walked around and then he saw a grey alien. Hugo was abducted by aliens and he was getting flown to a galaxy some where far away from earth. Hugo was then knocked out by the aliens. Hugo was put into a room by himself. Hugo smelled so bad that the aliens thought that he was sub human. He smelled so awful that he made permanent stink wherever he went (Permastench for the rest of you).
The UFO finally landed and Hugo was taken out of the ship. He woke up again the same day he thought but it was actually five days later. Hugo saw a giant carrot that was walking around and urinating like a dog. What an awsome planet. Hugo thought wow. Then the aliens took them to their alien king. The alien king was no threat, he had a mission for Hugo. It was going to be huge.
More of Hugo will come later on. Just keep coming back to www.supertronrandom.blogspot.com . Send your feedback to the comment box or supertronblog@hotmail.com

WTF

- Monkeys are biting the hands of awful children
- To the Moon
- Guitar One should update their site better
- Lypo Suction, the lazy persons savior.
- Nowhere is now
- erkhdejfhdsjfhds
- People are so F@34ing weird. One second they talk to the next second they are acting like nothing is happening. What the hell is their problem. Friging idiots.

Trailer Park Boys - High Definition Piss Jugs

Join the TPB Forum now! www.trailerparkboys.co.nr Content courtesy of Trailer Park Productions and Showcase Television. This is random with the jugs and all but it is pretty funny. Watch it.

Top Ten: Best Guitarists

This is based on my opinion of best players on skill, influence on the world. There may be better players but this is some what based on popularity.

10. Esteban
9. Eric Clapton
8. Mick Thompson
7. David Gilmour
6. Tony Iommi
5. Angus Young
4. Van Halen
3. Alex Lifeson
2. Steve Vai
1. Jimi Hendrix



Phot From www.jimi-hendrix.net

The Adventures of Hugo 5

Hugo was hard at work now. He had to teach people how to recycle the food they already had eaten. He was uncertain how it would work but morons always listen to things. He knew they would listen to him if he talked about diets.
" You don't want to buy food from the store all of the time do you? You don't so eat a diet of your own stool. It's healthy and tasty. You'll love the diet as long as you eat stool every second day."
The people started making pant loads and eating in front of Hugo. Hugo was later paid $300000 for this but he quit because he realized it was going to kill people.
Where does Hugo go from here? Watch for the next installment of The Adventures of Hugo on Supertron Random

Reader Profile: Candice G

Name: Candice G
Hometown: Unknown
Age:Unknown
Dream Auto: Pinto
Maritial status: Tyler
Occupation: Air Breather
Favorite website: Supertron Random
Dream Date: Francis the Great, Huey Annoy, Buckethead, Jason Alexander
Favorite Food: Fast Food
Superhero: The Green Lantern
Interests, Driving, Clothes, Comics, Pop, Cheese, Paper, Brite Light

Candice G is a member of the working community by just living in it. That means free food and board. How cool is that, she doesn't even have to work for it. She is so cool which makes her very popular among her peers. Always at the parties everyone holds for no apparent reason except for getting hammered.
Candice drives a BMW around the town with her friends Nelle( Not Nelly) and Jeff with Tyler of course.
She sounds as if she doesn't do much but that is not true. At night she is an extreme rat exterminater. The rats that are eating the neighbors crops are no match for Candice. Candice has super powerful poisons that will kill elephants. Only pro's like her allowed to work with the poisons she uses. The rats always lose when dealing with Candice. No other rat exterminater in town can compete with Candice because she always wins.
During the day and even the night, you may see Candice at a party or the store. Maybe you will even see her at the Dragonforce concert or getting autographs from Trivium. But don't be fooled, Candice keeps the rats out of your molasses containers and cookie jars.

The Planters Peanut Man: Earthly Enemy

You know what would be weird, if things like this actually existed. I'd be so scared, I'd be unable to pass my stool.
Does this guy have a family? Do they live on a tree, on a vine, in a can or in a shack? It is completly creeping me out. Are his family members evil? Are they half almonds? Can an almond even reproduce with peanut? This is too much for the average person.
He wouldn't be able to take swimming lessons. His shell would go mushy. Who would want to be mushy. Why does a peanut need an eye piece anyway? Peanuts don't have eyes. Why does he need a hat? I bet the prick has a pool too and he can't even swim.
What kind of montrousity is this, a peanut man. I want to find out where he lives so I can prove what I said.

P.S The profile will come on the next update along with more Hugo this week. supertronblog@hotmail.com

Satch Boogie- Joe Satriani

Watch it even if you saw it before. The Apes are Coming and Hugo just might be involved. The next installment of The Adventures of Hugo is coming so come back and read the about his adventures. Hugo says " You Like This Song"

Windows Live Messenger

This program is awsome, I just got it. Use it yourselves. You can add me but I'll never talk to you, so forget it.
-Canned Peas suck so bad.
- Dragonforce is the best power metal ever.
- Sir Millard Mulch makes me wonder.
- The filming of the Supertron Random Movie should happen soon.

I Want My Carvin DVD

I ordered the Carvin Dvd three weeks ago today. I was told that I would have to wait two to three weeks for but now I am so bored that I want to watch it now.
Okay, I know some things are late coming to you especially when you don't live in the USA. I am completly insane. You can only watch G3 so much until you want to watch something else. I couldn't go in town today so I was hoping it would come.
The guitar in the picture is a carvin DC747c I believe. The C means it has a Floyd Rose locking bridge. I am thinking about buying one like it. I may get an Ibanez or Jackson instead with a Floyd Rose in it. If I get a Carvin I may opt for the California Carved Top because they look nice. You can also get them with a Floyd Rose installed already by the factory. On top of that, Joe Walsh uses them. They must be awsome. supertronblog@hotmail.com and www.carvin.com

Sir Millard Mulch Instructional DVD Excerpt: Lesson 2

This is an excerpt of "Lesson 2: Hemisphere III: Hermes (iv. How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybode... Once And For All!)" from world famous Sir Millard Mulch's Instructional DVD. Mulch has performed with Virgil Donati (Steve Vai, Planet X). Watch the end of this. That why I put it on here. More of Hugo will be coming soon. On another note, what kind of retard am I to put this on here. Have Fun. supertronblog@hotmail.com

Gary Says

When all else fail, pick you nose in public. The man is a monkey no. Cheese Factory ................................................................ supertronblog@hotmail.com

The Adventures of Hugo 4

Hugo was drinking heavily one night when he urinated on a statue. He got arrested and was thrown in the drunk tank. For two weeks he sit in there getting grosser by the day. Than he was sent to court where he was sent to work on a road crew picking up garbage. A man told him how he could get rich quick by teaching people how to pick there nose and anus for snacks they thought they couldn't eat twice. Hugo listened in closely. Then thee man said to escape.
Hugo escaped and started his adventure telling people how to harvest snacks they already ate from their anus. Would it work? You'll see if you come back to Supertron Random in a few days to see the next Hugo update. Patentence is the key to reading Hugo's story. Its coming.

Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?

Music video for a Frank Zappa song, an unofficial music video. It Funny and worthy of Supertron Random. Frank Zappa " Why Does It Hurt When I Pee"

I Am Sick Of World Cup Soccer

Okay football, but I am so sick of seeing it. Supertron Random hates Soccer Cup Crap. The World Cup Better End Soon. It just is every where. To tell you the truth, I don't think North America cares about soccer that much. Its not like it's cool. Dragon Force is cool. Its on every last item at the stores I go to for food. It's on the cell phones, the chip bags, the flyers. I am just so sick of seeing it. It is almost as bad as watching 8 hours worth of Franklin the turtle. Who cares about it?
Bus safety is not a good form of childhood entertainment. I had gone to the doctor to see what was wrong with my eye and got stuck watching this terrible show. Franklin will turn kids it to kids who won't be able to leave their mothers side because they will get beat up. It will not make a worlds of difference what the show teachs because some kid will distrupt the entire group of well behaved children with his rebellion of the teacher. Others will quickly follow.
This should leave you with some anger so leave a comment now. Hugo?

Google Video Blogger Uploads

If you have not noticed, below I have a video on Supertron Random. Well now you can put almost any video from Google Video on your blog. As far as I can see it is a new feature on the site. Its pretty cool because I can now show you the crap I am talking about in these posts.
The video below is by Dragon Force. I had for the first time watched it yesterday and learned of it through Guitar Suck 4 which is a whopping 50 Minutes Long. If you don't want to watch the whole thing, I don't care just skip to the guitar solos. supertronblog@hotmail.com

Dragonforce Through the fire and flames

the awsome music video by dragonforce currently showing on scuzz

The Adventures of Hugo 3

Civilization was not found. Hugo ended up living with a family of Hobos in Siberia. The hobos fed him mastadon guts and flavored snow that tasted like the alcohol they drank. Hugo thought it was great. He didn't have to clean himself because they didn't clean themselves. He could stink all the time and it was acceptable to the hobos. Living in his own filth was his life long dream anyway. It was so great.
But over a period of three months, Hugo was now a real hobo living in squaler. It was not good. Hugo forgot how to clean up anything. His teeth were rotting out of his head, his beard was 3 feet long and he smelled so bad that it would rot glass and kill flowers. Hugo was cleaner at the monkey zoo. Hugo crashed anywhere for the night, usually at the drunk tank but sometimes at the dumpsters. Hugo was in horrible condition. Was it the end for Hugo? It definitely won't be.
Come back to Supertron Random and read more of The Adventures of Hugo some other day. The epic story is continuing

Jammin With Monk

Just jammin some Coheed and Cambria and Rush. Maybe we'll start playing some Iron Maiden but we are getting lazy at the moment. We are at Monks. Creep. He hand cuffed me earlier. That Bastard.

Cool Things To Check Out

This isn't a WTF but it may be worth the time to check out. Here it is.
- Shadows Fall " The Light That Blinds"
- Atreyu " The Crimson" music video.
- Google Video Halo Geek playing Halo.
- You Tube video of the top ten best video game weapons
- Chidren Of Bodom " Are You Dead Yet" music video.
- G3 Live In Tokyo
- Rush R30
- Franksters Article below this article
- The Adventures Of Hugo on Supertron Random
- Joe Satriani " Love Thing" It's just so catchy
- Mortal Kombat for PS2
- supertronblog@hotmail.com

Thoughts of the day

Thoughts of the day
1-Superman Blows...who really gives a rats ass if he's returned I'm tired of seeeing his puky face all over decent products such as pepsi and Lays chips I mean thats as bad as britney spears endorsing Pepsi.
2- The weather is stupid it should just do one frigging thing I mean if it's going to rain rain all day instead of changing every 2 minutes
3-Rush is F*%&ing Amazing
4-chocolate almonds kick the shit out of chocolate raisons
5-No one really gives a flying f*ck what I think but I don't care
6-Pop rocks hurt like hell if you accidently inhale some
7-CANADA DAY SUCKED SHIT this year but we had some good fireworks for once

The Adventures of Hugo 2

Hugo got out of the prision and went and hid in the zoo where he befriended the monkeys. They ate bananas to survive and the monkeys hid Hugo when the zookeepers came to feed them. Hugo even got a monkey girlfrend but he had to return to civilization. It was time to leave the zoo. Hugo made a hang glider out of banana peels and glided away to a new civilization but where was it.