The Man Without A Body

You know television is complete garbage. You sit there wondering what is on the old tube for some entertainment. You pass through all of the channels and find a couple of cool clips, a few funny commercials and then some uber cheese that makes you laugh. You get fed up with no good shows and almost give up and decide to go change it to that one last channel. Your eyes light up, a show about something sort of interesting. You watch for a minute, this is good. You think what is this channel? Its TLC. You think this is wonderful, finally a channel playing worth while programming. You are happy.
The happiness however is not lasting. the show that was good for a moment lost its novelty. Your getting bored. Not only bored but you are getting the shameful feeling of watching such a lame show. This isn't about a medical condition. This is about a very ugly gang of midgets who have a bitchy mother with more money than height (brains too). Your sickened by what this channel has done. Putting a family of Midgets on television cause they are rich. You throw the remote in absolute hideious rage and break your HDTV. Damn them midgets. They are ugly, their kids are retards and they go on adventures and the kid drove a tractor himself. Real extreme.
TLC creates new victims everyday. Set you up for excitment and let you go down harder than a fat man falling off a treadmill. Their shows seem to all follow certain themes. Here they are.

1.The Story Shows- basically anything, fashion, marriage, converting from ugliness, anything goes really, usually daytime, prime time lameos won't be interested.

2.House shows- If it involves money and a renovation, even if the idea is moroninc, it goes. Trading Spaces was the starter, way too long, your bored in five minutes, might as well change it to 35 and laugh at Newfies. At least they are entertaining.

3. Medical shows- qualifications: anything not normal inside you entering the chest works. Falling off a ladder and breaking your back won't cut it. You need a pool cue sticking out your ass that entered your mouth.

4. Lame Family Shows- Midgets with lots of kids or rich religious families with like 4000 children. Thats about it and probably 4 seasons of each show. No ones cares half way through the first episode anymore. WHY???

5.Weird Conditions: The man who's skin fell off! The man who didn't stop growing. How about " The Man Without a Body". Thats got money written all over it.

6. Write Offs- If its on Discovery, there is its worthless substitute on TLC. Also write offs from other channels

TLC as Frink puts it- Tender Loving Crap. Tender cause its good for kids, Loving cause of the marriage show. Crap cause well its retarded. This channel has all of the Generic Food. It might do sometimes but it just doesn't hold up. If your a hermit and came out of the woods for this your gonna go drown yourself in a swamp.This ain't winning any day time emmys. Especially not the midget show. Its crap. Its about the worst show ever. I know i've said it before but this is bloody BULLSHIT. This channel used to be The Learning Channel. But now they have nothing to do with it. You don't learn, you sleep. The cure for Insomnia.
Now its time to become fat and eat cooking and watch A Wedding Story and turn EMO cause its Valentines Day and I am single and since I wrote this I am gonna be Single for along time. Hello Ladies