My view on Monk

Yesterday I told Monk to post something and he did. As you can see, this blog got a lot crazier. I am doing this at a time a am not supposed to and if I get caught, the monkey p will catch. I am getting rushed to watch a hockey fight by a recently posted person. I will leave with this. Don't be like the monk. I will post again soon. My thoughts on Monk. He is the most screwed up person I know. I got to go visit him in Jambi.
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Introduction

Hello, I happen to be new here. Supertron or Gary or whatever the fuck he's called has been on my ass to post something, I'll bet he wont expect this. You can call me Monk, and let me tell ya, this blog is gonna get fucking exciting, as I'm sure it's gonna get the the point where Gary and I are gonna be in a fucking war to see who can upstage who when it comes to posting fucked up shit.

Well, I plan to use George Carlin's seven dirty words and his expansion of four more in this post, and shit, i've already used two. Here's a few thoughts going through my head.

There are too many cocksuckers, motherfuckers, assholes, twats and cunts that have hot chicks, and I got jack shit. It's a fucking piss off. I shouldn't have to resort to kidnapping to get some, for fuck's sake.

This world is gonna be fucking fun soon. Once resources start running out, it's going to be a massive worldwide riot. I can't fucking wait.

I could of sworn it was the evening at lunch today. The sky was realling fucking cool, it could only have been enhanced by DMT.

I have to play bass for awhile, and study for something, so I'm going to condense some of my fucked up thoughts into point form.

• Tits always look better in a pink sweater
• Dean Rudolph is a fucking idiot for not thinking so
• Pray to the sun, because at least you can see the sun and can hide from it if you want to masturbate
• Don't look at the sun too long, though, because you'll become the next Jimmy Wichard
• Fart and turd are stupid inclusions to George Carlin's list
• Bill Hicks is like Chomsky, but with dick jokes
• I'm pretty sure Geddy Lee is a cyborg of some sort.
• The more I hear about water conservation, the more I want to waste it.
• Exponential derivatives suck
• I really did manage to use all of the words on George Carlin's list
• There are too many fat fucks
• Ice cream cake kicks ass
• All 12 year olds should be forced to watch the Trailer Park Boys and watch A Clockwork Orange twice, play the latest GTA game, drink a two-four and smoke an ounce, all in one weekend.

Peace,
Monk

Crap From Today

I was trying to update this earlier but I couldn't because the computer I was on was not mine, so it was slow as hell. So here it goes.
I should say that anyone that I know that goes on this will totally sign me into the mental house soon. I made a fake magazine called Supertron Random which was totally messed up and stupid. M. Singer, if your reading this you are wasting your time. I wish I really had that magazine for real but it won't come any time soon. In case you are waiting for it to come out, check out some google video crap.
The Emo Kid that I work around made me realize how weird that they really are. He just seems to be obsessed with strange pictures that are sort of that retarded anime and video game like. He ain't even a bad one ( sorry my grammer sucks). I was at a mall one day and I walked into this store just to get the evil eye from an emo kid. The only problem in his life probably was not being allowed to get a Happy Meal toy because his mom thought he was too old. At least he was not a goth( I don't know about now) so if he live a few more months ( If he isn't a hardcore emo), I'm sure he will be semi normal. Maybe more than me.
P.S. Dave and Ryan you are nosy pricks. You will realize you suck sometime.
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Coheed and Cambria/ Avenged Sevenfold

I was checking my email and recieved one from the Coheed and Cambria mail list talking about the recent tour. This is the kind of concert I would want to go see but unfortunatly I can't. Both bands seem to have some talent. I don't real like the new Avenged Sevenfold but the Coheed Album is awsome. To sign up for the mailing list go to www.coheedandcambria.com
They have a fairly good site. Check it out.

Irving Blue Canoe = Retarded

If you have been around Atlantic Canada the last year or so you may have noticed the Irving Blue Canoe. The gayest looking gas station in the land that rips you off every time you buy gasoline. At the moment it is at $1.17 a litre, so your not getting a deal unless you sniff gas and you think the high is pricless. If you think that get help cause your wasting air and gas. The day I have to drive up the road and look at a stupid yellow building called Blue Canoe where I live, I'll probably have to get checked into the nearest insane asylum. Mainway is ugly enough, Blue Canoe just makes your community less desirable to visit.
It is expected for gas to go up to $1.50 a litre soon. Blue Canoe is going to be Hell on your wallet even more. Go to hell Blue Canoe!
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Crap 1

People suck blarg. This is heuffghjfge. Foojip. Email supertronblog@hotmail.com or leave a comment.

Watch WONDER SHOWZEN (Not for the easily offended)

If your an avid Ebaums World surfer than you probably watched the video The Kids Show, the 14 minute long pilot for a program for MTV. I recently learned that the show actually made it to television on MTV 2. It is the most offensive show on television and sickly hilarious. Like this blog it can get fairly random.
A few moments on it that were great were mother nature getting a sex change, Clarence asking people if White People make them mad, and the wonderful Q & A.
If you want to watch this go buy the DVD or watch a couple episodes on video.google.com
Have Fun.

Cool Video

The Dillinger Escape Plan have a cool video I have watched on launch.yahoo.com called Unretrofied. Unlike most of their stuff, this actually sounds like a song. The video shows them acting like robots that were designed by your hot stereotypical nurse. Ben and Brian are also sporting some cool guitars made by ESP LTD. I can't really say anything more so watch it and check out their latest release Miss Machine.

Smart Cars: Why you shouldn't buy one

Recently I was on Google Video and found Smart Car Crash tests. Man those things get totally destroyed in accidents. It would be scary to be driving one of those sardine cans down the road, especially when an 18 wheeler is coming towards you. The only thing this thing does for you is save you a trip to the pumps. When you are driving down the road you want confidence, the Smart Car won't give it to you. Knock your self MEATHEADS.

Check This Out

Recently I was online and was searching for videos when a friend told me to check out this video on www.ebaumsworld.com of this kid screaming at his computer. It seems as if he is playing something like Battle Field 2 but just always seems mad. It is quite interesting to watch. If you decide to watch this make sure you wait long enough to see him smash the keyboard. The best smash is at the end.
You could also watch this on video.google.com by typing in screaming kid. Very entertaining. Email your thoughts to supertronblog@hotmail.com