The Planters Peanut Man: Earthly Enemy

You know what would be weird, if things like this actually existed. I'd be so scared, I'd be unable to pass my stool.
Does this guy have a family? Do they live on a tree, on a vine, in a can or in a shack? It is completly creeping me out. Are his family members evil? Are they half almonds? Can an almond even reproduce with peanut? This is too much for the average person.
He wouldn't be able to take swimming lessons. His shell would go mushy. Who would want to be mushy. Why does a peanut need an eye piece anyway? Peanuts don't have eyes. Why does he need a hat? I bet the prick has a pool too and he can't even swim.
What kind of montrousity is this, a peanut man. I want to find out where he lives so I can prove what I said.

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