Reader Profile: Candice G

Name: Candice G
Hometown: Unknown
Age:Unknown
Dream Auto: Pinto
Maritial status: Tyler
Occupation: Air Breather
Favorite website: Supertron Random
Dream Date: Francis the Great, Huey Annoy, Buckethead, Jason Alexander
Favorite Food: Fast Food
Superhero: The Green Lantern
Interests, Driving, Clothes, Comics, Pop, Cheese, Paper, Brite Light

Candice G is a member of the working community by just living in it. That means free food and board. How cool is that, she doesn't even have to work for it. She is so cool which makes her very popular among her peers. Always at the parties everyone holds for no apparent reason except for getting hammered.
Candice drives a BMW around the town with her friends Nelle( Not Nelly) and Jeff with Tyler of course.
She sounds as if she doesn't do much but that is not true. At night she is an extreme rat exterminater. The rats that are eating the neighbors crops are no match for Candice. Candice has super powerful poisons that will kill elephants. Only pro's like her allowed to work with the poisons she uses. The rats always lose when dealing with Candice. No other rat exterminater in town can compete with Candice because she always wins.
During the day and even the night, you may see Candice at a party or the store. Maybe you will even see her at the Dragonforce concert or getting autographs from Trivium. But don't be fooled, Candice keeps the rats out of your molasses containers and cookie jars.