The Adventures of Hugo

One day Hugo was bored so he went to the local farmers market and bought a pound of lemons. Ohh they're so sweet he thought so he decided to throw them at cars on the highway. It was so fun. He hit a man in the face that was driving a convertable. The man crashed his car into a cop car. He got arrested. It was great.
Hugo than went home to get his switch blade to play ninjas with his friends, Carl and the family dog. Carl ended up going to the hospital because Hugo cut his leg. The dog drove Hugo to the hospital to visit Carl. Hugo didn't like Carl so he went to the medicene closet in the hospital and hooked himself up to some valium. Hugo was wasted and came on to the nurse. Sucks to be Hugo because he got arrested for what he did and the dog wasn't paying his bail. Hugo was thrown into the same cell as the man in the convertable. Turns out the man remembered him.
But how did he remember him? Well the man was bionical and could see in all directions. He was also half human and wasn't what Hugo would in sexual preference. Hugo escaped from the cell before the bionical did horrible sexual deeds.
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