Figgy and Adam: The Worlds Next Big Annoyance pt 1

Okay, I have talked about Figgy before but I now have realized that a greater evil has come to the world, ADAM. He may not be evil but he is annoying.
Will Figgy and Adam hang out with each other. They are incredibly annoying in their own ways. Figgy is the high pitched voiced weirdo who has to always voice his opinion. The voice is annoying and the things he says are so dumb they are funny.
Adam is just a freak as far as I can tell. A nerd is all he is wearing his gay little digital thing around his neck. The things he says never makes sense and the peolle he hangs around with are weird to. Julia is weird too.
" Will You could drive to Iraq from England" , or " Wikipedia say that..............." are alot of what he says. He has the social knowledge of a camelworm in the year 3000.