Brain learnings make headache

- If you don't view the video above, you are a prick wrapped in a
Whataburger wrapper.
- Why are there no Whataburgers around my place?
- Electric sitars are for queers or people named Jacopo.
- There is a broken HTML tag in this post, but it still works!
- If you're human, you're guilty
- If you say "she sells sea shells by the sea shore" really fast,
you'll sound like an asshole.
- Doesn't it strike you as mildly ironic that most of the people
who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want
to fuck in the first place? (G. Carlin)
- Matthew Good "rox0rz your b0x0rz"
- Tim Allen should have quit a long fucking time ago.
- In a reply to one of Gary's earlier posts, Coke makes me
happy...that and tits.
- If women really want equality, lets try unisex bathrooms,
see how fucking well that goes over. Maybe then they'll
shut up and get back to doing laundry.
- I offend because, well, frankly, I find it hilarious.
- I wonder if Stu Hamm likes ham stew?
- Why do so many white people want to be black? I want to
be Italian!
- A recent study has discovered that the HQ (humour quotient)
of Gary's posts is lower than the HQ of Paula Poundstone's
performances. Any lower and he will punished by having to
wear Louie Anderson's underpants on his head.
- Does anyone actually do speed anymore?
- Castro Stevis likes flaming balls (really, no lying).
- I should change my name to Jacopo.
- Farts are all the fun of taking a shit...without the mess.
- Anyone who bought a PS3 today doesn't have much of a chance of
getting laid anytime this century.
- Even at the end of the hallway, I still feel so far away.
- Why the hell did I ever agree to post on this crap blog?


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