The Adventures of Hugo Christmas Special

The Snow was falling and Hugo tasted it. But it was not snow, it was ashes from a burning house in which the wicked wizard of Chewston lived. Hugo knew that it was a good thing because the wizard was evil and would stop Halloween and StrawBiggug. So Hugo said snce it is Christmas lets save him and when StrawBiggug comes I will throw him in prison.
Hugo went and saved him from his burning fate. The Wizard said lets go to Fruggle Settlement and meet up with Goudus Cheeser. The Cheese Distributing Bear that comes around after Santa has left the house to put cheese in the stockings. Also his sidekicks well shit in your stocking if you were bad all year. But luschious Cheese awaits the wonderful.
They finally got to Goudus Cheeser's Palace. Goudus said come on in Wizard, Who is your Friend?
Hugo he said. He saved me and we have come to get cheese. But the cheese was getting trapped in a snow drift. Goudus said it needs to be freed. Hugo knew what he had to do. Build up the biggest Bladder full of urine ever. Hugo drank Cheese juice for three hours straight. Then the urge was too much. Hugo urinated in a vase with a dead flower.
They waited for Hugo to be ready but he kept lieing until Cleaner said " I smell Cheesy urine in this vase". Goudus was mad. He said that was horrible of Hugo. He had to get that Cheese to the people.
But no sooner did Hugo turn away a miracle was happening. The dead flower Hugo urinated on was coming back to life and making the most beautiful flowers anyone has ever seen. Goudus was like Hugo " You urine is a Gift to us all, youi must get us more". Hugo urinated some more and got the cheese.
Three weeks had past since Christmas and it turned out great. Hugo then realized StrawBiggug was almost there. He went to the new palace of the Wizard and burned it down. While it burned he thought of the time he ate a newspaper. Mmm he thought. THat was one good newspaper.