The SpaceTaker- The Perfect Christmas Gift

Just moved into a new house and realized that you just can't fill the dang thing up. You got friends coming over and your gonna look poor and useless.
But now we are here to save you with the Spacetaker: The great Big Block That takes up your preciose space and acts like a normal belonging.
It is a grey block that is 5 feet square that well save you from you problems. It takes up your space, you can sit on it, it is industructable, and even collects dust. What more could you ask for at the price of $99.
Oh but if you buy before Dec 21/06 we well put in a free pair of bolt cutters. On top of that also a free lock picking set and hair die to make you look all pretty for your guests when they come over to see the SpaceTaker.

Send Cash money to: 7 Supertron Ave
CorkTown, Jambi
Planet Sorcon
UBZ 964