Scum of the Earth

People in marketing and commerce in general. That and anyone with anything to do with justice, though they make for great drinking buddies. People in marketing are fucking evil to the bone, suckers of Satan's cock and such. Thanks for fucking up our culture, great fucking job. I hold you directly responsible for all my problems, because it's easier than blaming myself!

And another thing, those of you who like to proudly display pictures of yourself kissing your boyfriend or girlfriend, if you could please walk straight off the top of a fifty story building and land on some asshole wearing a platinum dunce cap, you would be doing the rest of us a favour. It's great that you have someone, but keep it to your fucking self, because there's nothing more distracting than trying to have a conversation on a messenger service and have to look at that worthless display of affection that will mean nothing when she's threatening you with a meat cleaver or he's gonna release your sex tape in which you showed incredible suppression of your gag reflex. I'd rather see a picture of a fat guy covered in mustard, now that's fucking hilarious!

Nu...Nu...Nu...XANADU!
~Monk