The Dillinger Escape Plan--Unretrofied

This isn't some crazy all over the place mess as you may think. Watch it.

Ugly Girls Scare Me

I'll tell you how this came to be in my odd manner. I am always around these two girls but I never talk to them. Last week I ended up talking to one of them. She doesn't look half bad you know? So we talked for a bit. But sensed right away she was weird and you don't want to be around them. Her ugly friend wasn't there.
Today I see both of them. I say hi to the one of them to be nice. I forget about them for a bit. I hear the ugly faced goober saying stupid shit. It didn't make sense. She seems slightly emo to look at. They aren't hardcore emos by any means by appearance.
Thats fine but then the ugly one says this. " I wanna puke all over myself" . I was like I can't handle this. I would have left if it wasn't for the guy that came after a few minutes that was talking too. But I was so mentally disturbed I had to turn on my mp3 player and drown them out with Unearth.
But I still heard that ugly whore saying " I wanna kill my babies". Thats to emo for me.
Never talk let alone date an ugly chick. They all carry baggage that is usually emo. Its gross. At least if you do make sure they have something about them you like. You can date a not half bad chick or something like that but for frig sakes don't take emo baggage.
So what do you tell an ugly chick. You're beautiful. I think you have inside beauty unlike the outside. I like that sick looking mole under your eye. Catheders turn me on. Show me your gut. When you shake the car I feel all fuzzy inside. Your face metal brings a smile to my face. I love the feeling of getting crushed when your on top. I could go on for a bit. Fat chicks are the worst. Some of them should have Goodyear signs on them.
The bottom line is if it should say Goodyear, don't go near it, your gonna get crushed legs.

A Letter to Sinbad

Dear Sinbad,
I have heard you have been stealing skittles from the Iraqis and eating them in public washrooms that are filthy from your thoughts of no need for cleanliness.
I hear you don't wash your hands when you are done number 2 and you eat snacks while at the urinal.
Sinbad, I want to take over the ship called " The Hairy Pie" which is said to have gold on it. Please help me Sinbad, if you do I will give you half a barrel of crude oil and coupons for Burger King.
Oh and where is that hot chick you saved? I figured you would have made her your wife. Hugo says that you didn't. You disappointed me.
I am fat and ugly, I need this gold to get a facelift and a boob job. I eat a lot of Burger King stuff because it is so good. The smell is like an orgasim for my nostrils.
Oh I also have a gambling problem. I bet my Lexus on a pair of twos in poker and lost. It was a good hand but I only lost to a Flush. Good bet I think.
Sew y M I Sew WEterded. U Say cause I smell glu fer fun. I say cause I hit ead gainst tible. I lic lead cause it tasty. I like smell of fumes of it in pot. It harded on my bird. It hurt but I have a lead bird. It got feathers n a beek.

Please I weterd. Sinccorly ,

Craig

The Tattoo Proves The Point

The post from last Tuesday, January 23 2007, " Earrwigs Attack/ Fat People/ Weird With The Wheelers" has an update. Yesterday I saw the person with the wheeler I was discussing has a Tattoo. It is in a weird spot on her arm. Not something that the " COOL" people do. It proves the point in the post. Weird people volunteer to get friends that can not escape their wrath of weirdness.
Just remember. I am always right. These weird Stereotypes I have seem odd but are correct.

beastie boys- (you gotta) fight for your right (to party)

The only rap video I will ever post. Well it's rap but not really. Beasties boys are alright. Also check out "intergalactic" by them.

BIG/WOW

You are a prick with the attitude of a dog with his ass stuck bettween an electric fence. Or a cat with its head stuck in an elephants ass and he is gonna let out the fart of the ages.
Wow, she is so damn hot I am surprised her clothes do not catch on fire. But the Quagle Man is back. Well Hugo is gonna take care of him some day in the future.
So Figgy has came close to learning that he should shut up but he spoke recently in a quick blurb about. But his uglieness is enough to turn off any woman no matter how ugly she is for the next 200,000 years. But screw him, he is a gum disease, shit spreading fucktard.
Pickle is cool. If she was going out with him that would be fine. Good Luck to you.
You know what band I hate. Great Big Sea. They are friggin terrible. Annoying Newfie folk with annoying Strumming of guitars and Jig like songs that should not be allowed to be made without bad consequence.
And another thing. Those really old oldies that sould like they are buildiing up to a guitar solo and a guy starts this annoying whistling. That is a crime against humanity. I hate those so much that I well change the channel on my own mother when I hear them. Thank God the oldies station was changed to classic rock that is actually really good.
And another thing that I think needs to be mentioned. My friend Kayla just ordered a Surfboard from LA or something ( I don't know). She even got shipping insurance and it broke. She has to fix it but they won't fix it. She may be getting a new one or get that one fixed. Well good luck Kayla, I'd help if I could.

GIZMACHI - Wandering Eyes

I got to try the new settings. My old ones wouldn't work

Praxis - Guitar Solo/Machine Gun (Live) Vegoose

A cool of video of buckethead playing some random riffs/solos and than intp machine gun. I don't know why this is entitled praxis unless the drummer and keyboard player are from praxis.

Oh yeah, if you are a geek you should definately watch this video.

Alice The Clock

Alice was a male digital clock. He lived in a room that Katherine Amos lived in. Everyday when she left, Alice came to life and went on an adventure with Jimmy the glasses case and Lenny the Match box. They went to the stairs. A burgular came in and stole them. They were sold at a pawn shop.
A thief in the pawn shop tried to steal Lenny but one of his matchs hit the floor and started a fire. Alice, Jimmy and Lenny escaped onto the street. Alice figured that he would go home. They all went home. But there was no power. Alice figured since he was cold. He knew Katherine wanted to get fat so he made sure he put himself up next them to keep them cold. The power came back on and then he went to his room and plugged himself in the wall. It was 5:00. They would be home any minute. He had to settle down and wait for the next adventure.

Why Does Everyone Use FaceBook?

I am a firm believer in not using Facebook or Myspace. Everybody used Myspace and now its Facebook. All it is doing is displaying pictures. Messenger owns all of them as far as I am concerned. I do happen to have an MSN Space but it just talks about Supertron Random and is also never really updated. It has like three posts all about this blog. Man it sucks but this is the shit.

Week of Crazyness

This week is good and bad.

Let's start with the bad, exams are next week and are going to be crazy. The good news is that I am picking up my boss OS- 2 pedal which is gona kick ass. Here is a pic of it http://www.bossus.com/index.asp?pg=1&tmp=7

well that's it, later on

Earrwigs Attack/ Fat People/ Weird With The Wheelers

Once I got messing around with one of those things because I heard they would pinch. Well they do.
The other day maybe last week on my travels, I saw the grossest person on planet earth. She waddled more than pooper ( Haha Pooper your still a fat greasy prick). Another one was also on the other side of the street and she was hideous. Its so gross. These fat people must need extra large toilet bowls( When you read that do not think).
Now here is an offensive rant. I don't know if this is completly correct but you know me. I have noticed that some people in instituitions are in wheelchairs. There is nothing wrong with those people. But many of them can not help themselves so they need a helper. Well I have noticed that they have the weirdest helpers on earth. I won't name names because well I don't know her name which may be a good thing. The helpers look like they are doing a completly 100% good deed right? Wrong it is only 50% good. Why?
A weird person usually has weird friends. But than there is always those weird people who have no friends because they are probably transgendered. Now usually they are not all bad because they are helping the handicapped. But here is what they are thinking. They can't usually keep friends for too long without the people they follow from running away. So they get involved with helping the handicapped so they can make friends that can not possibly escape. Without their help, the handicapped person is condemed to a few more days of nothing but day time television which is hell on all of the population that is below 65. But the handicapped get helpers that can sometimes be so strange looking, strange acting, desperate for someone to complain too. The emos may do this job but not too much because they can find friends to slit their rists with and listen to The Used. This is usually the nerdier people who try to act too mature for their age, act like school is the only thing they have to give them oppurtunities. Well that is what is gonna happen to that girl I was told about who goes around and says " School gives me great opportunities". Well I am not saying it won't but the way her life is or at least was going, she ain't gonna have a boyfriend that is actually real for a long time. Thats just the path some people take because they have messed up parents who shelter them to the point that Blues Clues is the in thing for 13 year olds. Manga well be what they well read when they are 17. Great world we live in.
Well in closing, next time you see a donation box for the handicapped, donate something so that they can pay a wage for normal helpers instead of the desperate volunteers who can't be fired now. Your hardships inspire us all or at least some of us.

The Adventures of Hugo 11 Pt 3

With invisible monkies, Hugo was screwed. But Hugo remeber that from watching the show " The Outer Limits" that if you get a pair of cool sunglasses that you can see things you shouldn't be able to. Hugo always carried sunglasses but they were horrible Dollar Store glasses that were sctrached all to hell. Hugo was mad but knew what he had to do.
He yelled to Utu we must go to get new glasses. Utu agreed. They went to the eye doctors. They saw some sunglasges but Hugo thought they wold be no good. Utu was like why? Utu took a pair they had but Hugo said we must go to the dentist. He has the glasses in the treasure box with the power I need to see the monkies. Well it had to be done so they broke into the dentist office next door.
As they were in there Utu got hit with something when no one was around. But the monkies were not suppose to be there. Hugo said they followed us. We must get to the glasses. The glasses are in one of the treasure boxes. Utu ran. Hugo hooked up some electronic dental tools for protection but he started getting hit. Hugo blasted air back at them with the air blowing device at full blast. Hugo could see objects moving and knew he had to put some flouride on the end of a metal tooth pick to jab them with it. Well Utu broke the x ray machine and swung it and hit Tourettes Guy. What was he doing here. He screamed Bob Saget and went crazy on Utu. Nobody knew what was happening.
Hugo stabbed some monkies and got to the treasure box. He tryed on some sunglasses but none of them were the right pair. It was getting crazy. But then Hugo found the glasses he was looking for. Then he looked up and saw three monkies and Tourettes Guy. Hugo thought he was just a drunk who had no shame and made videos. But he was real and and was screaming random profanities at Hugo. Hugo grabbed a line of floss and tied him to the wall.
Utu was being attacked but Hugo could now see and he shot freezing at them and they all stoped and then Huo and Utu killed them. But there was still Tourettes Guy and the rest of the Telemarketers to deal with in the coming future.

For whom the bell tolls-Metallica(live)

Sorry if I double post this.

This is for whom the bell tolls by metallica. This is one of my favourite metallica songs. It really showcases how talented of a bass player cliff burton was. I am hige fan of old Metallica like this.

The Underground Borg

As usual, I hate something for some reason that has nothing to do with what it is. This time it is the fun game for wanna be's called Guitar Hero. " My Boyfriend has Guitar Hero" is all you need to know. Quagle Man never leaves does he?
Well lets hope see doesn't read this. Nice person she is, don't need her mad.
The Underground Borg has eyes on his feet and a brain in his gut. Which is good because he knows when not to do things. Kinda like me well sometimes. This better work and I am buying a new guitar soon I hope. It well probably be a Schecter Omen 6 Extreme FR. It well be awsome.
Good for showing off with the whammy bar. The one I got now does not have locking parts. I wish it did because the neck is so nice.
Guess what I can play better than you Guitar Hero 2 wanna be's. Yeah you Quagle Man.

New Blogger

Hey what's up germs and nerds. I switched to the new version of blogger as did most of the other team memebers. I haven't fooled around with it but it seems pretty kool.

Well L8er

p.s. look forward to a new video soon

A Lesson in Genetics

Well since a lot of people seem to be getting pregnant that I know of nowadays I figured I would write about why kids turn out ugly. ( It won't be as good as the one that got destroyed)
Well this is this guy that we refer to as The Gueedo. He is white. He is extremely ugly. But his parents are not. His brothers are however. He has hair that is weird looking and goes flat in the back but on an angle. His smile is hideous and he is just ugly period. The situation is weird.
I decided to make a list of all of the combinations of parent appearances that result in child appearance.

1. Good Looking Male+ Good Looking= Good looking kid ( depends on how opposite the attractivness is. It doesn't neccessarly mean great looking child)

2. Okay male+ Hot Female= good to Okay kid.

3. okaymale+ okay female= okay kid but possibly good kid.

4.okay male+ gross female= gross kid

5. Gross man+ okay female= gross to moderate kid

6. gross man+ gross woman= generally gross kid ( but gross parents may have genes to make hot kids but it is unlikely)
7. Two Menonites= unthinkable.

Well there are many exceptions to the rules. That is by no means a scientifically proven set of rules but in general you can unethically use them. The Gueedo is so ugly that science does not have the knowledge to explain why for the next one hundered years.

I got a great feeling about this one. My gut better not lie. Arab chicks are hot

Sonata Arctica- Wolf And Raven

Pretty cool video. Whats not cool is yesterday I had the best post ever and I hit publish and Blogger just got rid of it. Some sort of error. It was called A Lesson In Genetics which was about how some kids are ugly. Sorry about no Hugo. I am waiting to make sure Blogger works again. Hugo is coming soon, I promise

Rush- The Pass

Well since I already posted ywo videos, imight as well post a third, this is a pretty good song by an Amazing band. I'm sure monk will enjoy this one, well now off to physics.

Dream Theater-Fatal Tragedy

This is good song from one of my favourite bands, Dream Theater

Ukeleles

Watch this and laugh.

the other day i was sitting down and realized how fucking stupid the world is..I means back in the day when we had all the good presidents people wouldn't hesitate to assassinate them but today we got the biggest asshole ever and where is the assaisans now? and the government says the world is getting worse i disagree it's the government that is getting worse...which lead me to my theory that their is government controlled assaisians hence the fact that any person who seems to have an impact on the world end up dead.

The Evil Customer Service Policy

If there is one thing that I really hate nowadays has to be the people act in public. Its not even what they say so much as it is what they do. You go through a grocery store and you see customers that have habits that a dirtier than rats. I can always find coffee cups in the carts and on the shelves.
Do I blame the store? No. I balme the stupid pricks who think that the kid at the store well clean their ass for them. Well guess what. Heres what I think. I think people working in retail should be allowed to tell off customers as long as they can prove that they deserve it. Why? Because customers can be really dirty. Most of them are fine but some of them need to get what is coming to them. Like that old bitch who thinks she runs the entire world. You ain't gonna drive by me and tell me what to do.
Stores should stop being so nice to some people because they don't deserve it. They just bitch and complain to get what they want because they are pricks. I recomend anyone who works in retail to tell off one customer before they quit. It well be doing the world a favour. Stop them rhino bird sucking, sheep fucking, farting dick weeds from running this planet. Sorcon is better than this.

drummer, upgrade

well guys i have found ourselves a wiked drummer, named matt who just lives past the tracks, and has a nice jam room,plus he is into rush and dream theartre and old rock stuff like that.

are we gonna fuckjn upgrade the blog, cause we should, and i cant do it myself ... duh

got my computer back with sp2!!!! SWEET!

Pickle of Supertron

Well he seems to have already introduced himself but I well anyway introduce him to the world of Supertron Random. The elite people in a world made of nothing but crap nowadays. He well be a pretty big video guy I am guessing and hopfully more active than the other Lazy people.
Well it has been talked about for a while now. He finally made a move and almost broke mine and Monks necks to add him to the team. Go Pickle.

Coheed and Cambria - The Light and The Glass

This video of The Light and The Glass being performed solo by Claudio Sanchez is a truely amazing performance. It shows how powerfull someones voice and an acoustic guitar can be.

Jimi Hendrix - Wild Thing (Monterey)

This is a video that a friend of mine told me to check out. It is a sweet cover of Wild Thing by Jimi Hendrix that truely shows how innovative Jimi was, especially considering when this concert took place.

Pickle has arrived

Hello visitors of supertronrandom, My name is Pickle and i am the newest member of the Supertronrandom team. I have probably been discussed in numerous posts on this blog and now i am apart of it. Well see ya later, look forward to some sweet videos.

The Correctivness of Scum of the Earth

Monk Made this post a while ago but the concept does not weaken over time and a lot of you people should read it. http://supertronrandom.blogspot.com/2006/12/scum-of-earth.html You need to see this because some of you pricks are having a hard time getting it into your skulls. Them damn display picutures are annoying me. Read it eight times please.
Yeah I said Up Yours Quagle Man You know who you are.

I Hate These Things

I really hate these things.
1. NHL- Its on every damn night. I do not hate hockey. In fact hockey is fine NHL is just screwing hockey over. The players don't need it. The world juniors, the olympics and other events in this sport are better than NHL. We need more world hockey cups and that sort of thing.

2. NFL- Face it, football is boring. Always was. But it is worse than NHL because NFl screws up the good sunday television. The shows it interupts are Family Guy, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, American Dad and The War at Home all of which are more interesting than football.

3. Texas Hold em- I can't play it and everybody I don't like seems to play that form of poker. I like poker just not the queer Texas Hold em.

4. Pop Music- I can not stand how people can listen to alll that boyband, crappy gay music from now. Its GEE. From such songs as " My Humps", "Holla Back Girl", "My Love", "Sexyback", "Don't Funk with My Heart", "Photograph" among others. The problem is people listen to this generic crap like it is the most amazing stuff they have ever heard. Well I am guessing Frank Zappa is rolling around in his grave assuming he knows what people are listening to. Maybe Mr.Sinatra is too.

Buckethead/Deli Creeps - Binge and Grab (1991)

From Young Buckethead the DVD. The anti Justin Timberlake music. Oh yeah JT ain't music

Supertron Random News

So as the new has begun, you may be wondering a few things.
1. The Adventures of Hugo well be continuing this year. The next installment well be within the next week.
2. I well be accepting questions to be answered in the Answer Bin. There has been none in a while but I expect a few in the future.
3. The Quagle Man well get owned.
4. I am a superstar.

Crappy Speakers

My computer speakers are messed. they won't stay on. On top of that they are nine years old. So I well go splits to get a good set of speakers. Maybe Logitech. Monk would know a good set and so would Pickle. I am annoyed that can not watch all of my great videos I have put on Supertron Random. Watch the newest one I have up by Neil Young. My Father told me to listen to it and I figured it is Supertron worthy.

Neil Young - Over & Over

These guys are old and weird. In fact this video leaves something to be desired. The song is really good however and it should have a better video. Mind you I get tired of people liking the same old things but Neil Young is just one of those guys who needs to kept going. Maybe when his body dies they should take his head and make it like one of those heads on Futurama

The Speakers Vomit

The way the music scene is now, it messes with peoples heads. People like crappy music like Justin Timberlake, 50 Cent, Usher, Matt Mays, Jet, N sync ( Queer), and all new country.
Lets just say that people now are dumb. They make me mad because they are so generic. See we ended up in the crowd that was in the middle. You could get what you wanted but you only get it later dammit. I hate that.
Stop the speakers from vomiting!

Quagle Man

Who is Quagle Man? Who is Quagle Woman? Not Hugo or was ever in the story but you know.
Quagle man is anyone who is the reason you can not get what you want and also blocks substitutes. He could be a salesman or a boyfriend of a girl you want. Or in the case of girls, a girlfriend of a boy you may like. This is a Quagle Woman.
Guagle Man is anyone you wish him to be. The only requirment is that you have to dislike them. You could be Quagle Man to someone else as they may be Quagle Man to you. Quagle Man can be beautiful or Quagle Man may be uglier than Figgy. Mind you if Figgy is Quagle Man to you, you got a problem. But he is Quagle Man because he is Figgy and he is disliked so Julia must be Quagle Woman.
How about we just call these people Quagle People.

Hotter Than Hell

Whoa, so many hot chicks. Man I got to do something soon or I may explod kinda of like a crappy balloon blown up too much or the latex glove Monk blew up.
Ok I was talking to Monk and our good friend JD and I was talking and got really distracted by one girl walking on the other side of the window. I completly lost my train of thought. She was the closest person I have seen to haing the world revolve around themself. Not you Figgy you greasy ice cream suckin, chicken humping, fat obese, ugly hideous creep.
Then of course The Letter S which seems to take over everything. Look at the Ibanez S it is absolutly amazing unlike Mk id da mira. Oh I must succeed this time.

Dream Theater - Another Won

This is from Score

Almost Over and Well Not Save Money

Well vacation is almost up now and I well not save any more money than last year. But that is ok because of the hot chicks.
Everyone should watch the Twilight Zone, an old but really good show. The Masks was cool but the UFO ones are weird.

Last Place

Well I lost completly at poker. Also me Monk Pickle and Castro Stevis stayed up all night. We are tired as Hell or at least I am. I guesswell go home in a few hours. I am barely thinking at this moment. Steve claims he is not tired but you know he is pass outable. This is the earliest post I have ever done. I got tommorow to sleep in though. Yeah that would be great now. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. whoopsm I almost fell asleep. Jolly Rancher is a jerk. Half Life is what I am. So Tired. Um........................ farting to themax. Shard stories. Cool mouse. Jolt is cool. I smell blueberry something or other. Hugo rules. Don't make me fart, I laugh. Fart out 2 ( whoops0 ) ( whoops) NM=== toothbrush = messed. Hot Arab girls named sh something ( I am so sorry I like you too much and I x= can not type or smel while farting. I have not seen u in a month. To tired tired to fix a mistakey. Logitech. Pickele shit a second ago The stinky mistakey. Excploding oragnges an bagels, Amanda thanks for the kake. Printe r . Rattle. Rockets. Wire. smash. cead mile faite napa. Fender. Valls, Ve;vet Revolver, Johmny cash. Snnoopy say down. Andy owns Mike and Ike. Greendale. Returnign M Audi o thing. Jolts strink up somethinger. Oh my Kayla, I wanna bit dunt no. Hungy, Spring thing suck ecpecilly reverb. not really. Coma rules. I am in a sorto coma. Knife. Poop shard fart urine fart, double piss leak in wrethra. Fuck alert, fuck u and your casino, Hi Melissa, ( I ha d courtesy to spell rigt.) Crystal I wuld have tryed. Roddie, Thanx. Were is contrAND. Light lighty light. Vai rules. Zappa, THX, Shaahad ( maybe. She I am ok ) Andrea. I love my co workers until they talk. @003 season. This year I well get a GF. Andy did not add me. Soupy Spuopy soupy. I am a hip hop hippo who sings alot and drinks soda pop. Ear kller. I learned the pass on bass or a bit of it. Titoken. Seuer rat ma jiggy thingo. Cd play. Shadows fall. 5 Barney Girl was a freaks. Snaky Drums are wonderiffica. der der, Fumbley gumble. Gonna get a reverb or waait for an ibanez guitar. Steve fart on monk pillow. no courtesy ponj ih part. Pyshics suck project on pickle jiuicet . Monday Report. Pop pop pop soda jolt rock stttudo cumby. Jolly Book elmonko coppolais. I don't like momk croucccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Hello jeeves you usless son of a bitch who direct ed me to complet crap that did me noth at RTEC. Lowes is what Ed is fing fing. tickity boo, pickle bass bsbas s shjshshshsshsshhh I want to be in a class with her the time, Oh pealse Lord All Mighty. Also Kayla ad Anna and jessika and Cx2. and maybe melissa.