Earrwigs Attack/ Fat People/ Weird With The Wheelers

Once I got messing around with one of those things because I heard they would pinch. Well they do.
The other day maybe last week on my travels, I saw the grossest person on planet earth. She waddled more than pooper ( Haha Pooper your still a fat greasy prick). Another one was also on the other side of the street and she was hideous. Its so gross. These fat people must need extra large toilet bowls( When you read that do not think).
Now here is an offensive rant. I don't know if this is completly correct but you know me. I have noticed that some people in instituitions are in wheelchairs. There is nothing wrong with those people. But many of them can not help themselves so they need a helper. Well I have noticed that they have the weirdest helpers on earth. I won't name names because well I don't know her name which may be a good thing. The helpers look like they are doing a completly 100% good deed right? Wrong it is only 50% good. Why?
A weird person usually has weird friends. But than there is always those weird people who have no friends because they are probably transgendered. Now usually they are not all bad because they are helping the handicapped. But here is what they are thinking. They can't usually keep friends for too long without the people they follow from running away. So they get involved with helping the handicapped so they can make friends that can not possibly escape. Without their help, the handicapped person is condemed to a few more days of nothing but day time television which is hell on all of the population that is below 65. But the handicapped get helpers that can sometimes be so strange looking, strange acting, desperate for someone to complain too. The emos may do this job but not too much because they can find friends to slit their rists with and listen to The Used. This is usually the nerdier people who try to act too mature for their age, act like school is the only thing they have to give them oppurtunities. Well that is what is gonna happen to that girl I was told about who goes around and says " School gives me great opportunities". Well I am not saying it won't but the way her life is or at least was going, she ain't gonna have a boyfriend that is actually real for a long time. Thats just the path some people take because they have messed up parents who shelter them to the point that Blues Clues is the in thing for 13 year olds. Manga well be what they well read when they are 17. Great world we live in.
Well in closing, next time you see a donation box for the handicapped, donate something so that they can pay a wage for normal helpers instead of the desperate volunteers who can't be fired now. Your hardships inspire us all or at least some of us.