Ask Gary a Question in the Comment Box

This is just a rehash of an old notice. Now you can ask Gary a guestion in the comment box. Answers will be posted with the question. Ask Now. What are you waiting for?

Usless Already Known Breaking News

This week, an ape from the planet of the apes has attacked The Degrassi High television actors. Their condition is unknown because nobody cares about them. The show sucks so bad. The producers think that it is the typical teenage life and they are so wrong. The show has them all turned these popular retards. Things are going right but something always goes wrong and then goes right again for the "happy ending".
I wish the apes really got the Degrassi Kids because they all suck. Anybody who likes that show is a complete loser that has the mental capacity of a piece of Dog Crap on the bottem of a hobos wore out clod hopper. Notice that the show is on at times that people don't really watch televison. Half of the reason that it is on tv is that an old woman finished watching the news and didn't change the channel and went to talk on the phone.
This show is going to die soon and I really wish the apes did what I said they did. supertronblog@hotmail.com

Guitar Suck

The name may be misleading but Guitar Suck is one of the coolest shred guitar videos on the internet. It features guitar players such as Dave Maritone, Shawn Lane, Rusty Cooley, Buckethead and Steve Vai just to name a few. The playing is unbelievable. There are Thre Guitar Suck Videos that will blow away people who don't even play guitar. Rusty Cooley in Guitar Suck 2 plays so fast, you can't even imagine doing it yourself. Check it out at video.google.com and be amazed.

Photo from www.rustycooley.com

Why Do Movies From Now Almost Always Suck?

On Saturday night I finally decided to do what I never usually do, watch a movie. It was Big Momma's House 2 which ism the sequel to Big Momma's House which is about an FBI agent who dresses up as a Fat Women to spy on the family.
Expecting a good movie I eagerly watched for something funny. A few cheap jokes later and the movie turns into the usual crap that movies from now are about. NOTHING. This movie left me totally unsatisfied. At least I didn't watch it in theatres or I would have exploded in rage from being so damn bored.
Whats the point of this post. Don't watch this unless you can't move your body from the neck down. Hell, even if you couldn't, there are more productive thing to do than watch this. You could stare at the wall, go on Supertron Random, Sit on the floor. All of those thing are more satisfing than this movie. If you really want to watch a movie, check out Hotel Rwanda.
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Also you can now ask me question via the commnent box and I will answer them as soon as possible. Knock yourself out.

Ask Gary a Question in the Comment Box

Okay I could be asking for all out embarrassment but you can ask me a question in the comment box and I will answer it. Anything will be answered but it will be posted.
If you really wanna go and do this on other blogs, go to wjimmyjames.blogspot.com to ask questions. I am linking it on my list. Come back often. I will post the answers to all of your life questions you are dying to know.

What Kind Of Moron Thinks That They Are Going To Show Up Buckethead

A little while back I was in a public place where me and a person that I really don't know was watching some videos on google video of the character on the side of the page. It was Buckethead playing in the concert Solo Rock in Rio. He starts doing the weird dance which is fine then he gets to that weird guitar solo. Thats when people start complaining that I don't like it because it sounds weird or their are no vocals so it is no good. That is typical for most of music I will listen to. Nobody like it because it is not rap, rap metal,hip hop, or Matt Mays.
Here is the stupid part. This moron that is dress up as a wigger says I could show him up. He thought that Buckethead could not play guitar and he thought that he could play better( His friends say otherwise).
Lets get the point across. Brian Caroll aka Buckethead has been playing for something like 40 years. If you mess around on the net you can find a picture of Brian before he was Buckethead. He has been playing for more than double of what some these people have been alive.
People Suck. supertronblog@hotmail.com

The New Brunswick Country Concert Will Suck.

I know I said I like Johnny Cash but the rest of the country music industry sucks. There are too many country pop cross overs now. Toby Keith is annoying. Country sucks. I can't stand George Canyon. Alan Jackson just sucks. I never heard Rascal Flatts but I am certain I hate him too.
Rock forever. Killswitch Engage is uber awsome. Guedo, you arer Guedorificc.
The Apes Are Coming.

The Garbage Man was Late Taking away the Idiots

The garbage man was late again. He just came to pick up the trash. Unfortunatly, he didn't get rid of the idiots that are infultrating the world. Look at the Cat Man, he is still around in some city(maybe Toronto) He used to kill time around little Indonesia in NS( I am not saying where I really live). Even with a job finding class he won't get a job. He smells too bad. Then their is Stefan( for those that know me will know him). He smells like cat urine. He had just spent $60 on a stupid looking G-unit hat. After a week and a half, it already is going brown from causes unknown to science.
I should be very thankful that I am one of the sane people in this world(you can argue that). Mostly everyone is an idiot of some sort. Please Garbage man, come and collect up the morons or take us to a better world.
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Chippy Contribution( Gary's other personality)

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Editor:
This makes me so happy. I love whoever did this. I all most cried when I saw it. Then I realized that it was one of my other personalities. I think It was Chippy the Squarral.
Oh well it is still great(retarded).

Poetry: The worlds most boring literature

Why do the damn schools always want you to do poetry. No one cares about it it because it sucks. You always have to reflect on it and it stares at you saying "I am to boring to reflect on. I guess your gonna fail english this years". The friggin teacher doesn't care any more about poetry than you do but yet they try to make you care. Will if you are in school reading this blog diobeying your teacher thats good. When they say read poems and reflect on them, tell your teacher to shove sand and the poems up where the sun doesn't shine. Before you get kicked out of class, leave a comment. Getting kicked out of class wil;l only save you from dying of boredom.
Screw school poetry units.

Bill is king retardabond

I won't stop this

My Art Work

I am 5 old years (not really If i told you how old i was you'd send me to asylum

Yes I Retarded I waste your time

I Know What You Mean

Okay I don't. But I also hate Wikipedia sometimes. You always get so friggin far off topic it is pathetec. Eat your veggies could turn into look at porno and then to green concrete( green concrete is not some made up thing, go on wikipedia and look it up). Merry Victoria Day
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I hate Wikipedia

The title explains it all. I wasted an hour and a half on the fucking website, and I only went on there to read an article on Alex Lifeson. Next thing I know, I'm reading about Caterpillar bulldozers, Babe Ruth, and "Traumatic masturbatory syndrome" (Found by searching the abbreviation for Texas Motor Speedway; I'm not some fuckfaced happy-jack pervert...well, maybe I am) I suggest that no one becomes addicted to Wikipedia like I am, and tries something better like mescaline. Jim Morrison did it, so you know it's good shit.

And what kind of a blog name is Supertron Random, anyway? I'm very tempted to change it.

Get the Carvin Newsletter and DVD

Yesterday I did not check my Email at all because I wasn't on a computer. I have just checked my email and recieved a letter from Carvin. Carvin is a musical instrument company.It has a link to order a free dvd with a factory tour and some scenes of Steve Vai, Tony Macalpine, Allan Holdsworth and Joe Walsh just to name a few. Since it is free go order it. You can also enter a contest to get a $250 gift certificate from Carvin on their website.
I have never used anything made by Carvin but it looks like it is high quality equipment. If you know anything about Carvin's equipment performance send your thoughts to supertronblog@hotmail.com or leave a comment. Also go to www.carvin.com

Supertron Random Notice

Eating metal is not good for you. The garbage man wouldn't even eat it.
I am working on some solo material on guitar.

Mustafa Hamido Contribution #5

My first visit to the Umayyad Mosque, the second

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After going inside the mosque, I entered the main hall of the mosque. It was the most prestigious part of the historical prestigious remain. High roofs with well decorated walls were the main shape of the main hall. I walked inside the hall until I reach its center. Iranians were there. A scholar was lecturing them. He was holding a small microphone and talk in words mixed with crying. The Umayyad mosque is the most beautiful remain of the Umayyad era. The Shiite claims that that era was almost against Ali and his sons. I didn't understand anything from the scholar talk. It was in Persian and I of course don't know it.


Editor: I am sorry that the picture is not on here. I don't know how to put it up on the blog.

Orange Juice With Pulp is Gross!!!!!!!!

I can not stand drinking orange juice with pulp, it is just gross. That gross old feeling of particles of orange pieces going into your mouth and on the side of your face. If I want pulp in my juice I will just squeeze the oranges myself.
Sunny D is the fakest kind of juice you can ever drink. It is fortified with usless vitamins and losers like Steve make bongs out of them. It is so crappy. Don't waste your money on Metimucial( I think that is spelled incorrectly) unless you are so constpated that you can't quit thinking about having a dump. Tropicana is the only orange juice to buy. It is because it didn't kill the monkies it was tested on. supertronblog@hotmail.com

You Are Annoying

Everyone is in some way annoying. Pooper use mouth wash your breath is horrible. Dave you are just dumb. Ryan you stole my notes. I will get them back. You all suck.

Mustafa Hamido Contribution #4

My first visit to the Umayyad Mosque, the first Wednesday, May 17, 2006I visited Umayyad mosque last summer. It was my first visit to it. A lot of Iranians were crowded in front of its main gate waiting the gate to be opened. It was 10.30. I had just finished my work in Higher education ministry. I stand up in front of its (ministry) gate from 8.30. They didn't allow me to enter until 9.30. I finished my work and left to the Umayyad mosque. I was surprised from what I see. A prestigious building is in front of me. It was something unbelievable. I was at the center of the history. Every thing is old and beautiful. A cast of actors and actress with a well known director Hisham Churbaji were creating their well known series Spot light. Finally the gate had opened. The crowd flowed into the mosque. I was one of them.
Mustafa Hamido


Editor: This sounds cool but I don't think I am going anytime soon. Gary

More Wonder Showzen Videos

For you fans of Wonder Showzen, there are more episodes of this hilarious show on google video. I have yet to watch them but they should be rather funny. Waste your time by destroying your IQ with Wonder Showzen.
While you are at it go on Ebaums World and check out some of the new videos they have on.
Peace Out
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My Complaint About Yahoo and MTV Websites.

If you are an American this probably isn't a problem for you. When I go on MTV Overdrive trying to watch a music video it says that you can only watch it if you live in the United States.
Yahoo music has been giving me some of the same amounts of crap. I try to watch a Guns N Roses video and it says it is not available in your region.
Rant Time
- Are we not good enough to watch some of these videos just because we don't live in the grand old US of A.
- Does it really matter. They are just being a bunch of jerks.
- It was damn well available to watch Sweet Child O Mine last year. What Makes this year any different from last year.
- If any of you have not noticed, it is all of the good videos that are not available to us. They must think that we only listen to rap, country and that crappy rock known as NICKELBACK( they suck most of the time).
- This is probably just their way of saying they have control over the world even over the internet. It aint all of them, it is just a few of the jerks that are working for Yahoo and MTV.
- I hope we have some videos available only in all of the countries except the United States.
I hope the rest of you in the rest of the world agree.

Mustafa Hamido Contribution #3

I need a helpSunday, May 14, 2006Some times, the idea of suicide invade me. I don't know really how I can escape from it. My life is a kind of boring and depression. Every thing in my life is from others made. I don't have an ability to decide what I really want. No body is ready to negotiate my Ideas and what I am thinking about. Lack of friend who can understand me might be my biggest problem. My sensitivity to what I hear or read or listen makes all my life in trouble. I need a help.


Editor: I am confused. I am Sure that you will be fine Mustafa. Supertron Random wishs you well. Gary. You could always try playing paintball to keep things interesting for you.

The World This Week

Did somebody do something right? Yes they did. For once somebody wasn't driving by in their big suv playing MC Mario or 50 Cent. This time somebody was playing Steve Vai's song Bad Horsie. It is off the album Alien Love Secrets. Steve Vai's newest album Real Illusions/Reflections is epic and full of cool guitar.
Interac on Friday afternoon had shut down all of the debit machines at Sobeys at 4:00. What a bunch of idiots. That is the busiest time of the entire day. Everyone is going home from work and dropping in to pick up groceries. All they do is cause problems.
At the moment I can not think of anything better to say so I will say, Ibanez Rules, don't eat at McDonalds and of course( high pitched voice) Listen to STEVE VAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary think that you are stupid planet Earth.

Mustafa Hamido

America doesn't want to understand
Sunday, May 07, 2006

We can't expect any thing from the American behavior in the world. What appears from its policy all over the world will get a result that it wants to fight the entire world. We can compare it with Hitler and his gang when they thought that they can control and invade the world. A lot of such examples are filling the history books; however, The America gang doesn't want to listen from any one. Only the crazy people don't want to listen. It is a law that if you respect the others they will respect you and if you attack them they will attack you into your home and that is what American doesn't want to understand.

Mustafa Hamido

Gary: Sorry Mustafa for not posting this sooner. Sorry for the mis conception.

Supertron Random Notice

When sending us things to post, don't have it being about particular people ( Celebrities and political leaders are fine but no threats). There is to be nothing that is about any particular country, race, religion or group of people.
Nothing in any of the above things will ever be posted. I recieved an Email that I felt was a little over the line and I will not post it.
We will accept almost anything especially hate mail about this blog.
Send your thoughts to supertronblog@hotmail.com or leave a comment.

Did You See a UFO Last Night?

I can probably guess that you didn't see a UFO last night. I have nothing to really say and I have not posted something for a few days. Will hopefully Monk Coppella will write something soon. If he doesn't, I will bother him constantly about it. I need something to bitch about. Put something in my comment box so I can complain about it. I will just ramble on like an old man now.
Cheese stuck to dishes is horrible.
We will not post anything that is against any country even if it is about BUSH and the USA invading IRAQ.
HUGO the MONKEY IS A NO NO.
McDonalds burger is not from Canada.
McDonalds sucks.
I HATE IRVING BLUE CANOE, it is so lame and ugly.
Watch Wonder Showzen.
Matthew Good better leave a comment on my blog or I will leave a million comments on his like I did to FWR Productions blog
Buckethead's Nottingham Lace is so awsome.
What happened to Dickie Dee bikes?
People that steal things from others make me sick!!!!!
Remember that guy that smoked cuban cigars all of the time and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

PETA, EAT BEEF

I was reading an issue of Field and Stream which had a short piece on Ingrid Newkirk. She wrote this reterded kids book called " Your Daddy Kills Animals".
She claims fishing is killing. No it is not just for the sake of killing. People catch fissh to feed their families and as a fun pastime. There is alot more to do with hunting and fishing than killing animals. She also says that you should hide their dogs and cats from their supposite nutso father. Give me a break. If te kids father is killing the kids pet for fun, he plain as day does not love his kids.
If they think that I am going to stop eating meat, guess what. They can go shove sand up their ass. Barbequed DEER CHOPS are better than any soybean mush that has grass on it.
Supertron Random will be contacting PETA to let them know what is thought of them.
If you have anything to say about this, email supertronblog@hotmail.com.
EAT MEAT PRODUCTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mustafa Hamido Contribution

An action from Teharan

Aleppous
Saturday, May 06, 2006

What happened today in Basra is a clear message from Tehran to Blair and Bush. Targeting a helicopter in Basra and killing of four soldiers according to Reuters might be the first effective message from Tehran. We can't expect that Tehran will stay quit until the western troops invading it. A warning must be sent to push the Americans and their allies that Tehran has a lot to do and that action is only a sample of what the Americans may face. From the beginning, Iran said that we are sieging them and they are all in our weapons distance. We must wait to see the next action from Tehran and if US will decrease its verbal attack against Iran.

Editor Gary: This is from Mustafa Hamido. His Blog is www.aleppous.blogspot.com We thank you for sending us a contribution.

Check out the 2nd best internet blog, FWR Productions

This blog is hilarious. I wish I was that funny. Any one who says it is not is a loser. Your views are amazing. FWR Productions, if you read this, we want you to send your thoughts about us to our email, supertronblog@hotmail.com
Also talk about Supertron Random on your blog.
For the rest of you, read this stuff, it is great.

Buckethead and my blurb on sweep picking

At this very moment, I have just finished listening to Buckethead's song Nottingham Lace, It is a wicked guitar instrumental that shows how Buckethead's music writing has evolved overtime. His skills are totally amazing and he is one of the greats of shred guitar. When I am done here I am going to try to learn more of this song.
You may be a guitar player who is just starting or you have been playing for 30 years, I don't know. I will say this. If you want to play like Buckethead or Yngwie Malmsteen, start learning strum patterns. It will give you control over your playing. It may be boring but it is a start. Also try to lean a bit of country style flat picking. You don't need to go to the guitar store and buy books, if you found this extremely retarded blog, you'll find the info you need. If you find it funny go get help and come back tommorow.
Start working on hammer-ons and pull offs. It will strenghten you fingers which will in the end give you more control. You will have to always be in control of where your pick is on the strings. It is all about upstrokes and down strokes. It will take a lot of practice so start now.
Remember, if you are trying to right good songs, sweeping isn't everything. Playing slow is not bad. It is just good to have some good techniques there when you need them.
I don't know everything but you can check out the most insane sweepers ever on google video. Rusty Cooley is amazing but make sure you check out Yngwie Malmsteen, the father of shred. Check out Buckethead's Enter The Chicken.
I would like you to send your thought on guitar playing in general to supertronblog@hotmail.com or anything for that matter. If you come on this, leave a comment or something(hatemail is accpetable).

I Want HateMail like Vicki's Comment but Worse

You like to call us Messed up on our comments list. I bet you are not any prize yourself. Thanks for our first bit of hate but I want you to email it to supertronblog@hotmail.com .
Today sucked because it was really boring. So I will just blabber on.
Give yourself brain freeze.
Drink epicac.
Make others drink epicac.
Ice cream cake is great( Like Monk said)
Spit on Smart cars and on the front doors and anything inside Blue Canoe Irving.
If you own a Smart Car, your screwed up.
You have the arms of a friendly retard.
Listen to Steve Vai.
The Black Eyed Peas Suck.
Check Out Tech Free on the Link List.
Rush is Awsome.
Watch Wonder Showzen.
Country Music is horrible, stupid, annoying noise.
C100 Sucks.
Ryan is a tool.
Eat Pepperoni, it awsome.
MTV Overdrive is stupid.
Joe Satriani must be a cyborg, he is great.
Send your thoughts to supertronblog@hotmail.com

Waste Your Money On This Retards and The Epiphone Moron, Hi Kaitlyn

Have you ever wondered how people dicovered that mixing baking soda and vinegar phizz up? It was either because they couldn't follow instructions or they are so board they almost went Emo. On the last weekend, we tried the Mentos and Diet Coke mixing experiment. It was fun especially when you do it in your mouth. We didn't do it totally right with the bottles but it worked a little bit. In the end we wasted close $20 on bottles of coke and Mentos. We also bought a bottle of Realemon from Irving Mainway( At least it wasn't that DAMN Blue Canoe Irving that looks gay). The entire bottle was wasted including the bottle itself that was supposed to be the funnel for the Mentos. If you want to see some good videos of this experiment, go to Google Video and type in Mentos.
Also a week ago, this moron named Nick tryed to sell me a Epiphone Les Paul Special 2 for $250. He claimed that he spent $500 on it new. He bought it in early 2005. For the last so many years( at least four) they have been $249 before taxes. He is lying through his teeth trying to get his money back totally or the salesman at the store knew Nick was dumb enough to pay double what the guitar was worth. DON'T BUY IT PERIOD.
Send your thoughts to supertronblog@hotmail.com . You Make Me Sick. Bye Kaitlyn