The Adventures of Hugo 9: Part 3

The magic barf got out its sword and Hugo knew he had to fight back. The magic barf got one good shot and hugo was down. The magic barf thought it had won.
It laughed really hard but then a large voice came from the sky. The mesopotamian superhero Utu and the Dragon Ball Z gang came down from the sky to fight. The magic barf screamed the battle cry and went right for their heads. Utu grabbed his sword and went after the barf. The barf threw up all over Utu but he quickly sent him flying into the ground right afterwards. The Dragon Ball Z crowd sent Hugo to a place where he could get a shop vac while they fought.
Hugo came back with the shop vac and the barf knew he was done. Hugo said " say your prayers". The barf was then sucked up into a sea of wood dirt and dust from a dogs crotch. Hugo and the gang had won the battle.
Then the gang asked Hugo to join them. Hugo said alright.

The adventures of Hugo 9 is over now. Number 10 will come at a later date. The first era of Hugo will be done but not until about Hugo 15. Then Hugo ERA 2 is coming. Send your feedback to the comment box.

Buckethead - Whitewash live

Whitewash, a nice change for Buckethead. HUgo is coming this weekend.

I Finally Got A Computer

I am going to ( my occupation) and was looking for a computer and finally got one. In a minute I just met up with Monk Coppola. So now this is a complete waste of time.

What does Hugo Look Like?

Surp Van Wanken thinks that Hugo looks like this.
I think that this a good idea but I don't even know myself. Thanks for the contribution Surp!

steve vai guitar solo from G3 1996

If you were in a guitar duel with and somebody played that, you would have been owned. I own the DVD with this clip. It is played right after Answers. Steve Vai is my favorite player. No one could beat him ( will maybe Joe Satriani but anyone other than him, your owned)

I Changed It Finally

I got my signature for my posts to say Mr.Gary Supertron. I hope it worked. I am still Gary though
On another topic, check out Jackass 2 which I believe is out in theaters today. Also check out the
guitar on the left. You can buy that guitar which Steve Vai is auctioning off to help a friend of his who is battling a disease.

What do you think Hugo looks like?

I am wondering what you think Hugo looks like. Send me an e-mail to supertronblog@hotmail.com and I will post the pictures you send me.
I have yet to figure out what Hugo looks like myself and I write the story. I will admit that he ain't normal and Hugo likes Dragonforce, Frank Zappa, Buckethead and Heart. You can also draw him with the Magic Barf.

burning shit and a double keyboarding

well im back in a double keyboarding class doing absolutly nothing worth my while, but i can still post. did i ever say that i love keyboarding, especialy when i have my psp to play games and listen to music, ALL CLASS. Soon again we will be burning an old pentium 2 processor with whatever flamable shit we can buy at the irving, and i will bring my camera next time so all u guys can see, im looking forward to doing so and i hope u are too, so u should see a video on here soon containing me(castro3/stevis), pickle, monk and gary.

The Aluminum Works

Toilet bowl cleaners are typically fairly concentrated solutions of hydrochloric acid [HCl] and some detergents. Assuming that, the reaction is: 6HCl + 2Al = 2AlCl3 + 3H2(gas). the hydrogen gas is what causes the bottle to explode. I didn't write most of this. Someone else did. It may be boring but I want to watch it. Watch IT In this particular test, we used The Works, which works the best. The reaction goes slow for about the first minue, then it speed sup very quickly. The bottle fills with gas and feels tight, then expands a bit, then explodes. the liquids inside boil and froth while they release hydrogen gas and heat. Be aware that you do not want to be around when this reaction is underway. take precaution around these hazardous materials. the clod that is produced causes your eyes and mouth to burn. DO NOT walk through the clouds. FYI, Hydrogen is explosively flammable, so one should not play around with this like the guy seen in this film. many have been harmed playing with hydrogen unsafely.

Lets Burn Carbrator Cleaner

Castro3/Stevis did a fine job of not blowing himself up on Saturday night as he lit an appale core on fire with a spray can of carbrator cleaner from an auto store. Me and Pickle were wondering what was gonna happen when he sprayed it into the fire but it went fine. I wish I had a picture.
When you have the cleaner on the ground, it pulsates blue which is absolutly the most amazing thing since slice deli meat. We did it a bunch of times right by the house.
My warning to you is, don't breath in the fumes. They are so toxic it would make a genious lose his I.Q.

Dream Theater - Lie

I have tried to get this video on Supertron Random for too long now.

The Adventures of Hugo 9: Part 2

Another wish. Hugo was the luckiest person in the universe. A third wish was to be granted by the magic barf which loved the outcome of the Ronald McDonald mishap. But this time Hugo had to think long and hard. He stood there on the street.
But things started going wrong. Ronald McDonald got up and wanted to have a sword fight with Hugo. Hugo didn't have a sword so the magic barf decided to make him one. It looked like it would slice through anything. Hugo thanked him.
But Ronald had magic powers knew about only by the rest of the McDonalds Gang. He started sending Big Mac's at Hugo and they broke the sword. Hugo looked at the sword and it said a product of Wal-Mart. Hugo was jipped by the magic barf. It had stabbed him in the back ( not really, figurativly).

Don't Believe Your Horoscope

Think your gonna find true love or get quick rich, think again. The illusion of thinking you know what is going to happen is gonna end.
A lot of people read horoscopes. Even I do, I'll admit it. But many people live in the illusion stated above. The horoscope is in every paper and is read all over the world.
That is not the problem. The problem is that people believe the horoscopes everyday and believe that they are getting knowledge from a psychic. But there ain't no psychics or even astrologers. There are just weirdos thinking they know how everybodies day is going to unfold.
Another problem with the people who read horoscopes and believe them is that they fail to realize that they are in the entertainment section of the newspaper. That is a huge indication that they are fake. Also, under all of the piece it may say something along the lines of " Media Arts Syndicate". People walk out the door everyday thinking they are gonna get rich, make friend, get girlfriends or get themselves up shits creek without a paddle. Well, the last line is true, they will end p shits creek without a paddle if they believe that crap in the paper.
I do realize that it is just entertainment but what I am trying to say is people are stupid. There is nothing wrong with them, just the people reading them. If you like horoscopes, I have a better suggestion for you. Fortune Cookies will give you your entertainment ( or an advertisment these days) and something other than paper to start a tire fire with.

The Tractor and the Smart Car

When I was talking to Monk this morning we saw this crappy Smart Car. He was like " I would like to see that tractor own that thing". I so wish I could have five of them so I could destroy each one of them a different way. What fun I would have with it.
You could
- Smash them
- Drop it off a building
- Run it over with a tank
- Let it get owned by a a John Deere
- Burn it
- Sink it
- Shoot it all to hell
- Saw it up ( with a big saw, I don't know where I will find one)
- Let to land yaughts have a demolition derby with it
- Give the keys to a drunk hobo

There are many more ways to do it. Leave a comment supertronblog@hotmail.com

The Universe

I have just got a real good explaination on the size of the universe. It is ridiculous, I never thought that the universe was that big. I knew it was big but now I know it is insane. Maybe that had something to do with why they called the Ibanez 7 string Steve Vai model, the universe. It just encompasses so much or so little.
Think about it this way. Castro3/Stevis's skull is a Wal-Mart and his brain is one of the dinky car wheels. There is a lot of space there. Ricers don't consume rice but the post was funny. Thanks for taking the time to post any way.

yet another instalation in our car reviews mini series: the sub-compact

since i just finished reading gary's post on mini-vans i thought i would do one too. I HATE FUCKING RICERS, they burn damn good rice, that i could have eaten!!!! assholes! now im hungry god damnit. Although i am a big fan of sub-compact racing (mainly because they beat the shit out of each other) i still cant figure out why people would buy a peice of shit that will fall apart in a couple of months, and if you get piled by a damn freightliner you will die, and its always the same type of people that drive them; either dumb blondes whocant drive and just got out of high school or just fat people who spend all of there money on food so they cant buy a big enough car to hold thier own weight!!!!!

The Mini Van: The Idiots Choice

Is there really any great reason to buy a mini van?
Yes there is surpirisingly enough. If you have five kids. Or if you were going to get a weird looking van like this one. Other than that, there is no reason to own one.
Why am I wasting my time posting about this? I am because you need to know that they are not cooll and you will fit into a crowd I will call the Mini Van Crew. They consist of soccer moms and fat people. Ever notice how fat people almost always drive mini vans? Especially fat women. The gross ones who only eat generic licorice and chips. Replusive!
Not only fat people drive them. Idiots do too. You will almost always get cut off by a mini van. Not the cool one like in the picture, but the new model ones. No body can drive nowadays. Just the other day I saw a person driving a mini van and was facing the side of the road, not the way traffic was going. I was like, you tool, you'll cause and accident and blame it on someone else. Just like a teenager with drugs.
Mini Vans are also notourious for not having a bad name. The pick up truck has the bad name. It shouldn't work that way. A truck can haul stuff and take you places where a van won't. When a person has a truck, everyone else is like " It must be so hard on gas". So are vans but nobody says anything about it. The world is working the complete wrong way. Everyone is afraid of trucks but vans are the real evil on the road.
Just check out the way things are working. Next time you get cut off, I bet it will be a mini van. When you realize that I am right you'll come back here and agree with me.

" Mini- Vans should be called Idiot Vans. You have to be an idiot to buy one." - Unknown name of a long haul trucker

Jimi Hendrix - Johnny B Goode

Jimi's cover of Chuck Berry's Johnny B Goode at the Berkeley Community Theatre, 1970

DragonForce Rockumentary

This is todays post because I don't want to type much. It is not a music video but it shows some live clips. They also have a new music video for Operation Ground and Pound.

i love key boarding

hey everybody, you probably wont belive me but i am in school right now, in keyboarding class, in which i do nothing what so ever, so i figured i would come on and make a post, which is pretty stupid, but what can you do, the teacher does'nt give a shit and neither does anyone else. this semester is gonna be sooooo damn easy, i have math, keyboarding, exploring tech, and band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG this is awesome.!

Trivium: Good Or Bad?

One of newest metal bands from the states is definitely Trivium. Good guitar playing that reminds them of the metal they grew up on. The album " Ascendancy" was a huge hit with songs like " A Gunshot To The Head of Trepidation" and " Like Light To Flies" was some of the best songs from the CD. I suggest check out " Dying in Your Arms". It doesn't have a video but should as far as I am concerned.
Now theyare coming out with a new album but it is changing. Is that a good or bad thing? Matt Heafy ( the singer) is going to stop screaming. I think it is a good thing but when I heard the new song " Detonation", it sounded like the biggest Mettalica rip off ever ( at least the first half, the second half was much better).
I think Trivium should try to be different from album to album without sounding like Mettalica riffs. That is all.

Welcome Castro3/Stevis

Not just a commenter any more, Castro is now on Supertron Random as a contributer. This will be random now. Castro, don't fail me. Listen to Maiden!

wow

well, this is my first post as a contributor on supertron random, i have to say thanks to gary and monk for making me a part of such a great blog, and holy crap, my little brother just came in here with a huge gash in his knee, shit he might need stiches!!!!!!!!!, and remember listen to rush, judas priest, metallica, maiden, and so on. oops i almost forgot to tell you about my new computer, amd athalon 64 3200 processor, asus k8ne-deluxe mainboard, seagate 80 gig hdd, LG dvd-rw, creative cd-rw, nikao black case with side fan and window, nvidia geforce 6600gt video card, and thats about it, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my first post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. hey 5barney girl :)

Listening to Steve Vai is Good for You

It has finally been proven that rock music like Steve Vai is actually good for your memory.
This was figured out by a Scotish University that played rock music for people such as Led Zepplen, Steve Vai and other rock was good for peoples brains.
What the fans of the music knew all along was just discovered by the educational world.
All info was from this site: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2090-2340869,00.html and the Vai.om news letters.

Please ignore the following:

Do not click this link. It is a trojan, wrapped in a worm, wrapped in a key logger. Thank you for flying clusterfuck airlines.

http://www.keepmyfile.com/download/761b4a1031167ab

The Adventures of Hugo 9

Hugo waited until it there was a shrilly scream. Ronald McDonald's riot was going out of control and then it happened. The gross old lady the magic barf said would appear was there. She was completly gross. Hugo couldn't stand to watch here but he did watch any way.
She walked up to Ronald and boom, the ugliest leg you ever saw flew into the air and Ronald got it right in the nuts. Hugo was satisfied but Ronald got a big load of feces right in the face by a person who urinates on the floors of public washrooms.
The magic barf laughed out of control and said to Hugo I will grant you another wish. Hugo had to think about this one.

The Answer Bin

Question: Who do you think is the master-mind behind Mike and Ike jellybeans? I've always been partial to Ike myself, I get the vibe that Mike is just a freeloading hoser tagging along for the ride and stealing Ike's thunder for such a delicious confectionery. Why can't I lick my own elbow? - Slow and Freaky

Answer: Personally I don't think there is a Mike or an Ike. I think it is somebody by the name of Andy who has a personality disorder. He has several personalities but but Mike and Ike are the evil ones that make Andy do things. One of there missions for Andy was to make a sweet candy for people to buy. Mike designed the package while Ike pressures Andy to go forward with it.
The plan is for the candies to be untainted for seven more years and then they will be tainted. People will get sick and Andy will go to an insane asylum where he will get more personalities from people who died there. Mike and Ike will go on to haunt somebody else and carry out another evil plan.

You can ask Gary Supertron a question any time in the comment box about anything and you will get an answer.

Check This Out

I was recently informed that Supertron Random is suppose to be informative, interesting and contraversal. These are not my words or Monk's or as far as I know even a blogger. It is www.birdflubreakingnews.com which seems to believe that my post "How The Hell Do You Get Sick In August" from August 25, 2006 is rather interesting.
I whole heartedly agree with them except it has nothing to do with the bird flu what so ever. It talks about he clothing depression and fat people. The bird flu is coming but it has seemed to have affected the administraters of Bird Flu Breaking News. I'd like to thank you guys for making a link to my site. That is really cool.