The Adventures of Hugo 9: Part 2

Another wish. Hugo was the luckiest person in the universe. A third wish was to be granted by the magic barf which loved the outcome of the Ronald McDonald mishap. But this time Hugo had to think long and hard. He stood there on the street.
But things started going wrong. Ronald McDonald got up and wanted to have a sword fight with Hugo. Hugo didn't have a sword so the magic barf decided to make him one. It looked like it would slice through anything. Hugo thanked him.
But Ronald had magic powers knew about only by the rest of the McDonalds Gang. He started sending Big Mac's at Hugo and they broke the sword. Hugo looked at the sword and it said a product of Wal-Mart. Hugo was jipped by the magic barf. It had stabbed him in the back ( not really, figurativly).