Return of Rage. The Great Expanse of Fail

Its been a long time since I have done anything on here. In fact its been since Valentines Day 2008 since I have done anything. Two plus years of nothing really other than a few pics to post for various reasons. I was lazy, lacked the motivation, changed as a person, busy with more important things. Things kinda went dead in the world of ranting online.
This however has recently changed. The rage has returned as a thick greasy slick of oil is filling the oceans, but greasier slick of extreme fail has been oozing endlessly before this developing into an irreversible cluster fuck creating what has been recently expanding the great expanse of fail.
The great expanse of fail is the parking lot of the local supermarket. A parking lot is only an entrance to a real life observation cesspool of failing people and killing the hopes and dreams of those who are slaves to it. The great expanse of fail does not have to be a parking lot but in this case it is and it is the entrance to a medium of great failure. I have observed a few things that have motivated this update.
Observation one:PARKING LOT PEOPLE. Definition: Once high school losers who banded together due to their lack of intelligence, lack of hobbies, lack of imagination, and a very keen interest in shitty cars with no power, drinking and marijuana. These people may or may not work and are obsessed with being hicks whether they are or aren't. The real hicks in the crowd influence the others who aren't to dress and act just like them.
Parking lot people are the only people who think parking lot people are cool. Most of the time they are under control and a behaved to an extent. However things get out of hand. They feel as if they should take shopping carts and hassle the young person who goes to retrieve it. They have so little to do that they will even go to the store to bother them about it. They feel they are proving a point but the they prove that they are are just as retarded looking as their shitty car spoilers a gay ass paint jobs and fucking poser ass clothes. The words they speak resemble the retarded sounds of mufflers on the ricers they drive makes they they drive 50km/h. They feel it necessary to bother the younger person who is just trying to make work unlike them. They prove that Down Syndrome would have left them more useful to society because then their wouldn't be them taking up space in the parking lot. Not to mention the young guy will be laughing at them when his Death Metal band owns the earths existence and they stay in the parking lot listening to rap music and twang pop.
Observation Two: Old People. Go to the grocery store on a week day. When all of the parking lot people are in bed and all the kids are in school. You will see you are in a nursing home that sells food. Well many old people are being escorted around by their kids while at this time you see 4 years old being escorted with their parents. One particular old woman was with her kids that were taking her out for groceries. They treated her like a little kid. But this little kid is 80+ and has no understanding of the new world. Feeble body leaves her with no choice ( not to make fun there) but to rely on others. The only differences between kids and old people is old people have more money and are older. Well this sickening display of behavior from her pathetic 40 year old kid was when she saw treats. "Oh you want a treat (insert name)?" Big smile and a "yes I would like Cracker jacks". Imagine that. You found cracker jacks on a clip strip, not good enough to be with the other candy. You never had understood anything beyond moon pies, gummy bears or chicken bones. Well you get the Cracker jacks and take them home. In typical old person fashion you never open them until a week after you get them. Then that one day happens and you open them. But you only eat 2 pieces of the tasty corn. Then leave the open bag on the table. You give them to the grand kids thus beginning a cycle. The cycle is eating a piece a few times and offering to the grand kids. But you stop eating the cracker jacks and then just offering them to the grand kids. However this cycle just repeats for months. The cracker jacks are then cursed to a lack of freshness. The crisp a forgotten memory as soft structure ensues. Their stale existence unknown except to the children who eat them to be nice. The children with the look on their faces that says I can't wait to swallow this and be done with the chewy pain. The bag to be opened forever to create a horrible existence of stale food to be consumed by guests who would be too nice to refuse.
This old lady however must not be made fun of. She has served society and has raised kids and hopefully no more than two undesirable little bastards who are only using her for money. The great expanse of fail is beyond just a few metal wired up wheeled things that make students lives miserable. It is a medium for failures of all types of people. In the world of pure shit as the job market is gone to hell, keeping those with dreams held captive in its fail grasp of unwashed hands after the shits. The entire population stuck until BP's greasy slick washes us free into yet another mess as the expanse of fail expands into an eternity. But those that are destined to be free of the failing geography will be freed in time. The third wish from the genie of life will be granted. In time all will be well and the parking lot people will be glued to 2010 and the old people will be in a better place. However for those who wish to escape now can just yell HAMBURGER TIME!

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wow, its been freakin forever since i have posted on this shit-ass blog...lol jokes. gary has been putting up some sweet videos and such, monk...well who the fuck knows what hes up to, probably working or sumthin....pickle sucks too much to talk about lol oh yeah... FUCK YEAH! got a new-to-me steering wheel off pickle...subsequently off of monk, but its all good...... GOOD NIGHT VIETNAM!!

The Man Without A Body

You know television is complete garbage. You sit there wondering what is on the old tube for some entertainment. You pass through all of the channels and find a couple of cool clips, a few funny commercials and then some uber cheese that makes you laugh. You get fed up with no good shows and almost give up and decide to go change it to that one last channel. Your eyes light up, a show about something sort of interesting. You watch for a minute, this is good. You think what is this channel? Its TLC. You think this is wonderful, finally a channel playing worth while programming. You are happy.
The happiness however is not lasting. the show that was good for a moment lost its novelty. Your getting bored. Not only bored but you are getting the shameful feeling of watching such a lame show. This isn't about a medical condition. This is about a very ugly gang of midgets who have a bitchy mother with more money than height (brains too). Your sickened by what this channel has done. Putting a family of Midgets on television cause they are rich. You throw the remote in absolute hideious rage and break your HDTV. Damn them midgets. They are ugly, their kids are retards and they go on adventures and the kid drove a tractor himself. Real extreme.
TLC creates new victims everyday. Set you up for excitment and let you go down harder than a fat man falling off a treadmill. Their shows seem to all follow certain themes. Here they are.

1.The Story Shows- basically anything, fashion, marriage, converting from ugliness, anything goes really, usually daytime, prime time lameos won't be interested.

2.House shows- If it involves money and a renovation, even if the idea is moroninc, it goes. Trading Spaces was the starter, way too long, your bored in five minutes, might as well change it to 35 and laugh at Newfies. At least they are entertaining.

3. Medical shows- qualifications: anything not normal inside you entering the chest works. Falling off a ladder and breaking your back won't cut it. You need a pool cue sticking out your ass that entered your mouth.

4. Lame Family Shows- Midgets with lots of kids or rich religious families with like 4000 children. Thats about it and probably 4 seasons of each show. No ones cares half way through the first episode anymore. WHY???

5.Weird Conditions: The man who's skin fell off! The man who didn't stop growing. How about " The Man Without a Body". Thats got money written all over it.

6. Write Offs- If its on Discovery, there is its worthless substitute on TLC. Also write offs from other channels

TLC as Frink puts it- Tender Loving Crap. Tender cause its good for kids, Loving cause of the marriage show. Crap cause well its retarded. This channel has all of the Generic Food. It might do sometimes but it just doesn't hold up. If your a hermit and came out of the woods for this your gonna go drown yourself in a swamp.This ain't winning any day time emmys. Especially not the midget show. Its crap. Its about the worst show ever. I know i've said it before but this is bloody BULLSHIT. This channel used to be The Learning Channel. But now they have nothing to do with it. You don't learn, you sleep. The cure for Insomnia.
Now its time to become fat and eat cooking and watch A Wedding Story and turn EMO cause its Valentines Day and I am single and since I wrote this I am gonna be Single for along time. Hello Ladies

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Are You Smarter Than a Retard?

There has been no inspiration in a long time to post any sort of good rant but things have changed. A recent viewing of the popular game show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader has compelled me to write again. Here it goes.
Lets ask a question from the episode that I had viewed. How many days are in a leap year?
Try to answer it. Not hard for some of you. But for others its kinda hard isn't it. So how may days are a normal year? How many days are in February? What year is there an extra day? So it goes 365 + 1 = ? Thats the answer. But this big retarded moron that they find for television has to get help, they kid knows it but this guy say 364 days. Now many TV commercials have said 365 days a year. You learn it in elementary school. But this guy is a retard. You could tell he was not the smartest tool in the shed. Infact he was not much smarter than a retard, some of them are mathmatical geniouses. Not this guy, he claimed to be so. Now he did get the money from a cheat but whats worse is that a friend in the audience actually felt confident with his answer. I guess the SPECIAL ED class from grade school never split up to move on. Take a chance they said. But this guy is gonna take a chance some day and is gonna walk out in front of a truck driver who is 1. High from Pot and Crack. 2. Is not sleeping and running off coffee and Benny's (keep awake pills). 3. He is jerking off while looking a porn on the dask. All while he is drivin down hill in a city over the speed limit eight times. Now are little retard will say I am Superman and is gonna die. Lets hope this never happens but hey you have to be smarter than a retard to understand that.
Now another person on this show was Asian. Asians are smart. But this one lady was not at all smart. She wasn't a real Asian. She was stupid as hell. This has taught me that it is not about brains that entertains people. It is retards. If you wanna get on a game show and win money, beat your head against a car or something hard. Overdose on some drugs and shit yourself once a day. Then send a video of yourself to the production company and you'll be a millionaire in no time and you can support you crack habit without pimping yourself for a few weeks. Also study all of the words you don't understand in a dictionary so you don't understand all of the simple words they will use for the retarded viewers. Retards win money but they won't be any better off. The smartest guy on Dilbert was the garbage man.
The guy I have talked about above was pretending to love those kids but I guarentee he was one of those morons that loves a person one second and makes sure that he doesn't see you when the SPECIAL ED class is around. Only a retard supports these people. They get everything. They end up with the jobs, they get the women, they get the money. The one thing they never have is talent. They never did and never will.
Now I have questions for you? If you are wrong you have to leave a comment saying I am not smarter than a Retard.
1. 2+2=? easy one

2. What time is it? Come on anytime works.

3. Jews Celebrate Christmas true or false

4. Can you use VHS in a DVD Player?

5. Bacon is a key ingrediant in vegetarian dishes true false.

I am not smarter than a Retard, are you?

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yes if I knew that men on th e moon were real I would live there with my dog skip and skank and have a party and a brunch on tuesdays. In fact you are festessio yeah I can ripp things from Family Guy too yo.
Pickle and my B day is this week. Happy Birthday!! Queensryche pwns