Aw, for fucks sakes...

It's like a shit owl...it might fly at night, but not if it's sick. And another thing...one should not persue a non-lengthy exchange. Not cool. Now for the real thing, where is it? It's on the wall, crawling in an inverted upwards direction, towards the mustard stain. Don't fucking feed it Gary...I'm fucking warning you, it's a mongo-like idea. Yellow meets red on the heaven's highway, giving a big FUCK YOU to the sky, but don't try to find the interchange, or the leprechaun will kick you in the nuts, or box, or whatever. And NEVER underestimate the power of untimely flatulence. Oh, what was that saying...don't fall in the mud or Tyra Banks will eat you? No, that's not it. Happily ever after; what a load bullshit.

-25 in 500 are one, but 1 in 20 is not.
-This is post 400, bite it.
-Armor and fluckin' sword, nuff said.
-The camp is progressing...
-Delphi's TDC is terrible, but could I possibly do better?
-Tomorrow's forcast - Bullshit with intermittent retardation.
-If only we could find the clitoris...maybe we'd all get our Wendy.
-We need more foreign people in commercials
-"You, shake your junk!"
-Inhaling hundreds of retarded flys can't be good for me.
-Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fucking Diaz brothers!
-Got hole, need concrete.
-In a perfect world, people like Conrad Black would be giving handjobs for heroin...
-and people like Isaac Hayes wouldn't be fucking Scientologists.
-Nitrogen Dealers of Afghanistan doesn't exist, but it should.
-I wonder if Germany has a shit museum? Museum von Scheiße!
-Tickle me elmo, cause I like it. A little lower now...
-Don't vote Kenny in. Furniture Row sucks.
-KA JBUFB APWC LCMCD.

Beware the shit owl.
~Monk