Ich bin pissed off.

Post 450, bitches. Listen the fuck up now. Those dumbass stuck up bitches never learn. It's hard to learn when their only environmental stimulus is their own rectum. Hey, we could tell them all we want, but it's no fucking use. Remember, guys: Don't fuck the princess, do the maid. At least it's cheaper. I know it's tempting, but there's a good chance that you're thinking with your balls. I've overridden that, and I'm here to help you poor, retarded souls. (Read -> Gary) Remember, there's always some greasy-ass dumbfuck who'll keep the cashflow running to those whores and the real women can get with the guys with minds of their own. They'll fuck anthat horseshit just for the poonanner. Except for Gary, cause he's a shallow ass-burglar. But since when did he matter, anyway? Well, that's it for me. Thunder's rollin' in, lights keep dimmin' and I gotta do some PHP codin' before the power starts a surgin'.

Keep it real, cause Bubba Sparks says so.
~Monk