Rush - Natural Science

Edit by Monk: This video is approved for all audiences except:
Children under 8.
The elderly.
Anyone who likes Whitesnake.
Members of the Retard Union local 501.
Gary.
Anyone who enjoyed the 1980's.
People who don't say fuck more than 10 times a day.
People who piss Monk off.
People not from Jambi.
Anyone who derives pleasure from sticking their thumb up an alligator's asshole.
Those who hate Cartman.
Anyone who thinks Geddy Lee is a woman.
Those who think dihydrogen monoxide is anything other than water.
Anyone who doesn't visit this blog and never will.
Ralph Malph.
Members of the Nitrogen Dealers of Afghanistan. (It exists now)
Anyone over 8 years of age.

For the aforementioned groups, there is a possibility that this video may cause:

Permanent blindness.
Chronic explosive projectile super-shit disorder (CEPSD).
Chronic frotteurism.
Leprosy.
Red Tide Poisoning.
Gary Supertron Syndrome.
Tyrabanksitis (An unhealthy sexual attraction to...well, figure it out yourself dumbfuckiotard)
CBSTL.
Death.
All of the Above Syndrome.

UPDATE! - After further review, it has been discovered that it is in fact this blog which causes the aforementioned symptoms. Since you're already reading this, it is now too late. You have already been exposed to at least 420420420420 Retard-o-units of dumbassiation. You are fucked. Enjoy!