Subliminal Ads and Generic Rich Families

I go through a food/ recipe book and it shows this family eating Italian food. It says embrace your inner Italian. But if you have no Italian blood how can you imbrace whats not there. Even a little counts but I guarentee that these folks are not Italian. They are a generic family surrounded by frames of a Kodak moment which brings us to the subliminal ad. The subliminal ad say to buy Kodak. Like on Seinfeld, look at the cereal boxes. Thats all you need to know.

But the generic family is easy to decipher. Here is a list of the things they do and like.

1. The girl would want an Ipod and would listen to complete garbage for music.

2. They would watch Hockey, American Idol and House or 24.

3. The kids get a lot of cash for their birthdays and their parents never say no.

4. The parents a drivers of an SUV and a small piece of crap Hyundai ( sorry)

5. Even though the mother seems to be an amazing cook by making all of this "great food" she probably has to buy the chocolate syrup for the dessert and the sauce for the pasta.

6. Their children are those kids that think that they are really good and really smart but in reality they are a bunch faggish noobs that are just asking to get a real huge black eye.

7. The grandfather is one of those stuck up old men.

8. The father plays golf.

9. The son is going to be a douche bag who always has a girlfriend and it is always one who could do better than him.

10. The mother has a lot of stupid reasons to do things. She never was all that bright in the first place.

11. These are the kind of people who sadly have friends and their friends are those kind of people you hate from appearence ( kind of like those people who always drive four wheelers and drink beer and watch NHL and talk a lot about sports).

12. The only rock bands they know are AC/DC and Nickelback, Rush is a band they only heard of and they never can name their songs and probably think they have a girl singer.

13. These people live in a town that is all rich residencial homes. It costs a lot but you can't really do anything there. You can't burn things because it sucks and the people there are probably to boring to burn things and the only time they think it is acceptable is when camping ( which is only allowed at a camp ground). The kids well turn to pot for a passtime when the near by malls get boring. This town is similar to Bedrock ( meaning Ford add it up noobs). ( Mad yet?)

14. These are the kind of people who think that you play acoustic guitar. Electric isn't a term associated with guitars. Then they expect you to automatically play friendly music and always Stairway to Heaven. They usually can't tell you who it is by and if you can't play it then you can't play guitar at all, your first impression is a bad one.

15. The daughter only dates a faggy looking soccer players.

16. 3/4 of the family are stuck up, big feeling retards. There is one nice one but they still think they are better but to a lesser extent than the rest.

17. By the time the son is 16 you will hate his guts for being himself. Don't blame him though. His miserable, backstabbing, Nissian driving parents taught him to be the shitbag of Bed^&(_.

18. The next town over is never as good as theirs. We will call this next town over Sackville. They refuse to associate with them. The other town over is usually poorer in financial situautions but are a douchey as the ones on this side of the white line.

As you can see. These people are pathetic rich snobs. Big business may keep you clean unlike the gross town over yonder ( they never use this word). But when you unload a big one after eating that mid eastern restaurant food and the bidget breaks down and you got no tp, you still smell like that thing you call homeless shit.