The Cheese in the Sky

Yes there is a cheese in the sky and its name is Gouda. Gouda has a face the size of a lemon and a brain the size of a dog food chunk. Now as the story goes Gouda eats a monkey and then a cell phone which by the way tasted wonderfully electronical. Then it spit a boogie at old lady whore. The old lady flew to the sky where gouda ate her. Gouda rained out and died. The End