Biological Disorder

Every kid watchs Arthur. Is that a bad thing. No not at all actually. It is a good show for kids. It doesn't teach anything bad really when you think about it.

But something is over looked by almost all people. That most of the characters are different animals. Now everyone know Arthur is an Ardvark. Everyone knows he likes Francine. But what is Francine. Is she and Ardvark too. I don't think so. I see a personified ape. Heres the list.

1. The program always shows the children Arthur and Francine would have if they were married. It wouldn't work because their chromosomes would not match. Its impossible. The show pretty well follows reality. But not in that sense.

2. Francine would be way bigger than Arthur. Have you ever seen an ardvark the size of an ape? If you have visit your local Psychologist.

3. Buster is the kind of child that should have a crustache. If he is too young now he's gonna get one soon. You know he's gonna get one.

4. Brain has to be black. There is no way around it. He is going to be the pimp in highschool. On top of that he is damn well smart. But in reality that guy would be a nerd. Not cool at all.

5. I never saw a fat person on that show. Pumped up ones but never fat. I am surprised fat parents aren't suing the company for discrimination. If they did, I hope they lost so much money in court that they will starve to lose weight.

I think this show tried to not have races. No one is white or black or Arabic or Asia. Also everyone has culture. Will of course they have culture. But they have too much culture. Nobody has that much culture. And most people aren't even that open to different culture.

6. All of their teeth should be rotted out of their skulls because they always over indulge at that place called the Sugar Bowl.

7. What kind of moronic parents let a nine year old go anywheres around town. Oh no I slept on the bus but everyone is so friendly I don't need a Visa card. Life really works that way in Elmwood city.

8. The world doesn't have that many friendly, perfect people. If it did it would be nice but then Playboy wouldn't exist. Not that I read it or anything. " I can walk down the ghetto at 11pm and they won't do anything but help me find my way. Now these pants don't have pockets so sorry no change. Whats that sticking out of my arm? Someone is screaming. It must be a rehearshal. Oh and those gun shots sound so real."

9. I bet Arthur is never gonna work up the balls to ask out Francine either because he is paranoid his parents will get mad. On top of that if she ever saw his tighty whities, he wouldn't ever lose that thing called virginity.

Yes I know this post ruined a lot of chances with any ladies because they all have a love for this show. See I am a fan of the new Rush single " Far Cry"