Grease Bags

The world is doomed. The fattest grease bag is out to score your daughter with something he calls Hairy Freddy.
Look at that guys smile.. Do you honestly think you can trust him? Of course not. The girl in the picture has her face blocked out because she doesn't deserve to be taken down 300 pegs. Well lets analize the grease bag with the most heart less critisism of all time.
1. That guy is a fat, useless piece of crisco. Clearly not attractive in anyway. Look at that chest hair and how he has his shirt, trying to be smooth and he is because the grease that is coming off his sick carcuss is gonna be used in your local deli, bakery or McDonalds.

2. His attitude is also greasy. He isn't there for meaningful conversation. He's there for a one night stand. The smile says everything. This guy is just like an earthworm. He is 60% piss. The other 40% is also crap. I bet he is like 35 and weighs about 250 pounds. 249 of those pounds complete waste.

3. The guy thinks he has a social life. Well clearly he has no life because he has to try and get with immature 18 year olds with fake IDs to like him. I wouldn't trust him. He'd love you to death one night if his heart didn't give out in from all the bowls of crisco he had breakfast. The next night if he survived he wouldn't even know you because he would be close to downing two 12 packs of Canadian, he would be so drunk and close to AP that he couldn't talk in an understandable slur.

People like him are what have people like the SR crew here single. People have high standards. Well considering that most people are idiots anyways is it a big deal. Some people act like their fathers run into their rooms naked and beat them. Thats not funny but thats the emo kids for ya. Gotta be feminist to be realistic. Well if it keeps you away from Grease bags do it.

Like the post about the greasy corner store owner, I kind of find this funny but at the same time I am just wanting to puke. WE are not grease bags at SR but many hot chicks go out with Grease Bags. have no clue why. So since we are not sports people or grease bags I guess we a screwed. But look at it this way. They are Grease Bags. Hairy sick looking pervs. Also my shit is the size of something that would come out of a hippo or Guatamalin Warthog. The TP is cheaper. Haha You Grease Bags are the reason the sewers clog up. Shove your dicks in it Fags