Display Picture Reformationists

Yes, I am aware that I made a completely blank post. That counts as shortest blog post ever on this blog. Piss off display picture whores. We don't need you. Go to Wyoming. Please.

- His name is Night Moves.
- Listen to Pseudo-new wave rockabilly parlour music.
- It's soothing.
- Only people with penises for necks like Peter Criss.
- (pooperStink > 50) ? death() : severeComa(); //Ternary Operator
- I like Ike.
- But not Mike.
- Unless it's Mike Patton, that guy's the shit.
- Chesters gonna get u.
- I run off of Jolt, Rush and thoughts of Halle Berry.
- Fuck the Alan Parsons Project.
- It's not Miller time, any time. Keith's or death.
- Gojo Italica
- Take a shit, less time you have to fuck something important up.
- Support Tits for Tots.
- Soccer moms are NOT MILFS.
- Will and well are two different words, BRIAN...
- Fucking stooshcock.
- J.R.E.E.E.T.A.D.V.
- If you know what that stands for, I'd really like to know.
- Fuck the Parti Québécois, fuck André Boisclair and fuck 19 year old Kraft Dinner.
- Mr. Noodles (aka crackhead soup, Purina student chow) are where it's at.
- Well hot fucking damn man, but don't fuck this one up. PLEASE.
- Men are always the stupid ones on commercials.
- Replace the man with a woman in ONE and feminists would be pissed.
- Fuck feminism. And masculinism is for whining fucks too. I'm gender-neutral.
- I'm done. Fuck Calculus.

Eat off the Devil's crack.
~Monk