HillBilly Pornstars

You know I wonder why the board game corporations didn't make a game called Horny Horny Hippos. You know how funny that would be. It would teach kids about sexual intercourse.
Porno with hill Billys would also be funny. Kinda like that video on Ebaums world called Hick Wedding. Thats just gross I must admit. But her teeth are so gross its funny. British people must hate the dentist. Their teeth are always gross.
Heres some random thrown together lyrics for a Song called HillBilly Pornstars.

Open the barn, open the gate. Theres a hog in heat inside.
Its assholes open, I'm a hoping I can get my dick inside.
Get my pants down, on the ground, can't let this time pass.
I'm inside, this pig I ride only has an ass.



You now what that is messed up. I am now really ashamed. I had to delete most of it because it was way to gross and it wasn't funny. Kind of like Bob Saget. OR Americas Funniest Home Videos.
I gotta get a good rant soon.