Fuck Valentine's Day

It's a waste of God-damn money. Our society is so fucking shallow that love has to be reinforced by one holiday revolved around the purchase of material goods. Here's a fucking idea: if you treat the person you love with complete and unconditional love and respect every waking hour of the entire year, you don't need to give cheap gifts to them to try to make up for something that lacked all year. No flowers that wilt, no lumps of carbon that just so happen to shine, but are brothers to the blackest coal. Why not give us a day off so we can spend time with those we love? And here's a lovely idea, donate to a charity, to people who really need some love. Fuck the companies that gouge us, fuck the shallow-minded gold-digging by-products of an empty soulless society, fuck the marketing dickead scum that are pressing this dumbass holiday on other cultures such as the Japanese, and fuck the public schools that teach us to buy into this horseshit holiday. Grow the fuck up.

~Monk

Oh, and by the way, I am aware that this mentality will reduce my chances of getting laid by 99%, no one has to tell me.