The Risk of Being the First Man on The Moon

fThe first man on the moon was Neil Armstrong. A very respectful man who's name will never be forgotten because of those famous words " One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind". Now I am have screwed those up but I am not a rocket scientist or an Astronaut. To be the man who first steped on the moon would be an amazing thing to say but think of the huge risk.
The risks would be insane. The fact of just going in to space being one of them. But the real risk lies in the words Neil said. Those were probably scripted for that moment. What if Neil had tripped out of the lunar lander and hapened to say " Crap, I fell down these damn stairs" ? Maybe if he said " We have finally accomlished something the Soviet Union couldn't do". Maybe he would say " Nasa, you have to design these terrible suits a lot better, I would say you are all crack snorting hippie faggots".
Now Neil is a better person than that. But if he said something different or fell out of the lunar lander, everything would be different now. No episode of any childrens show, especially Arthur would be the same. In fact nothing would be the same, not even this rant. Thanks to the way things went, I am righting this now. What if the Soviet Union did it first? The quoute would be "
Один немного трахают Вас человеку. одно большое трахает Вас к странному американскому виду. " Its just the way it would be. Plus their inferior space equipment and that kind or accomplishment would make them look like gods.
Now imagine if you fell out of the lunar lander. You would be the biggest fool in history. The history of man. The world would never be the same. Everyone would say "В советской России, noob имеют Вас " .

P.S. : Будьте похожий, что Noob действительно имел Вас. трахните Вас.

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