Asian Dressup, Not Asian At All

Okay there is this girl that I met today. She looks like she wants to be an asian but is white. What do you call a person who does that. A Wasian. I am confused. I think however she may be European. Not American. However she is rather nice looking in my opinion which really matters.
You know one thing that I really hate is smoking. It is the biggest turn off on earth cause it smells and does bad shit to you. Smoking is not cool. Unfortunatly some people that I like smoke a lot. I hope you don't get pissed off at me. Smoking is sick because it turns your teeth yellow and your gums black. So what am I suppose to say? " Your gums look beautiful like a German Shephards". " You remind me of captain tar". "
" Who is captain tar"?
" Captain tar. You are are 23 and never heard of captain tar"
" Don't call me anything like that"
" I'll call you what I want"
" You'll be out on your ass if you don't shut up"
" I'll take the TP with me so you smell like shit"
" Your an idiot"
" I know what well"
" Yeah"
" Smelling like Pooper when he lifts his arms"
" Fuck You you piece of sick trash"
" I am gonna take a shit on your bed"
Argument ends in action packed fist fight.
Okay I know that had nothing to do with anything. Don't Smoke